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Post by skiller on Sept 29, 2008 20:59:46 GMT -5
P&J pick up Milo and hit him with a whiplash.
Vote P&J
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:02:48 GMT -5
3-1, Justice & Providence
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 21:11:55 GMT -5
*Camera cuts to The Tank in the garage, walking past cars*
*pant* *pant* Tyfo, you pathetic little bitch. The Tank would've beaten you anyway, but instead you walk away like a little bitch. Now, The Tank had plans when he had beaten you, but since you ran off like a pussy, The Tank's had to change his plans. He's had to re-think things. And, he's realized that either way, win or loss, he's realized something important:
That this...
*holds up the REAL Hardcore Championship and the WWCF Hardcore Championship*
....is a worthless piece of S***!
*The Tank throws both titles into a dumpster, then throws gasoline tanks into the dumpster.*
The Tank is a main-event talent. The Tank is a living legend. The Tank is an ICON! He's the jabroni-trashin', clownass-thrashin', bitch-hangin' ho-bangin', one of a kind, oft maligned, gangsta lean annihilation machine!!! And he doesn't need to be wasting his time on worthless s*** like this god-damned garbagecore belt!!!
*The Tank produces a lighter*
As of right now, the WWCF Hardcore Championship is officially vacant.
*The Tank throws the lighter into the dumpster. A glorious blaze rises from the dumpster*
D-Dayve, The Tank reques....no, DEMANDS a shot at the winner of the Bob-Amigo match. And, D-Dayve, if you refuse to give The Tank this match, he's fine with that. Because he's sure that his good friend John S. Amigo will be more than willing to give his ol' buddy The Tank a title shot. Won't ya, Johnny?
*The Tank removes his sunglasses*
And whoever ends up winning the new WWCF Hardcore Championship, whoever ends up holding that unified belt next week...you leave The Tank the hell alone. He's done with the Hardcore Title.
*The Tank jumps into his '09 'Vette and drives off*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 21:18:36 GMT -5
I was half-expecting you to whip out a new belt.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 29, 2008 21:19:35 GMT -5
I have a special announcement to make about the Chamber Of Horrors Match for the World Championship for Night of the Wrestling Zombies. I will make the announcement later. It concerns how many people will participate in it and how you can get the chance to participate in it.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 21:20:17 GMT -5
I was half-expecting you to whip out a new belt. Oh, there'll be a new belt tomorrow. But, I don't care who wins it. Like I said, I'm done with the Hardcore Championship.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 21:20:46 GMT -5
Oh, and Cthulu hits Striker with his Belt.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:21:03 GMT -5
Hey, it's 4-1 on the tag title match. If haven't voted yet, vote.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 21:21:21 GMT -5
I was half-expecting you to whip out a new belt. Oh, there'll be a new belt tomorrow. But, I don't care who wins it. Like I said, I'm done with the Hardcore Championship. No, I meant your own personal Title.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 29, 2008 21:26:48 GMT -5
Oh, there'll be a new belt tomorrow. But, I don't care who wins it. Like I said, I'm done with the Hardcore Championship. No, I meant your own personal Title. Someones allready doing that gimmick buddy.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 29, 2008 21:27:10 GMT -5
It takes a man to say he is defeated and Uncle Seth you are the better man. Sure you did use a crowbar and last time I checked they don't use a crowbar in the kitchen. I may have lost, but take note WWCF, The General will go to war with anyone. I have a little surprise for all of you next week. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 29, 2008 21:27:49 GMT -5
*Seth is seen watching Tank's promo*
Seth: Once again, Tank is ducking a challenge. Now I gave him a verbal challenge and yet he ignores me again. You see, The Tank has proven once again how much of a man he isn't.
Tank, I have challenged you over and over again yet you have ducked me every single time so now I am going to say this point blank. No....it isnt that old Ric Flair saying "To be the man, you have to beat the man" because I am obviously not the man or world champion. But here is my version. To be the man, you have to first act like a man and you have shown time in and time out that you can't be a man......since you have NO BALLS.
So I want to make this clear to the boss. If Tank is going to face anyone, it is going to be me. If he wants to become the World Champion, he will have to go through me......and when he does face me, I will beat him and he will be like where those two titles are right now.....burning in a garbage can.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 29, 2008 21:38:53 GMT -5
Providence and J Justice.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:41:39 GMT -5
J&P lead, 5-1.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 21:45:39 GMT -5
*Seth is seen watching Tank's promo* Seth: Once again, Tank is ducking a challenge. Now I gave him a verbal challenge and yet he ignores me again. You see, The Tank has proven once again how much of a man he isn't.
Tank, I have challenged you over and over again yet you have ducked me every single time so now I am going to say this point blank. No....it isnt that old Ric Flair saying "To be the man, you have to beat the man" because I am obviously not the man or world champion. But here is my version. To be the man, you have to first act like a man and you have shown time in and time out that you can't be a man......since you have NO BALLS.
So I want to make this clear to the boss. If Tank is going to face anyone, it is going to be me. If he wants to become the World Champion, he will have to go through me......and when he does face me, I will beat him and he will be like where those two titles are right now.....burning in a garbage can.*Fancy satellite cameras show The Tank watching Seth's promo on a TV in his 'Vette's dashboard. The Tank slams on the breaks. The two cars behind him crash into each other.* Okay, THAT'S IT, SETH!
YOU WANT THE TANK, YOU'RE GETTIN' THE TANK!!!
YOU AND ME, SETH! NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES! NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!!*The Tank speeds off again, avoiding the crash easily.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 29, 2008 21:48:22 GMT -5
*Seth is seen watching Tank's promo* Seth: Once again, Tank is ducking a challenge. Now I gave him a verbal challenge and yet he ignores me again. You see, The Tank has proven once again how much of a man he isn't.
Tank, I have challenged you over and over again yet you have ducked me every single time so now I am going to say this point blank. No....it isnt that old Ric Flair saying "To be the man, you have to beat the man" because I am obviously not the man or world champion. But here is my version. To be the man, you have to first act like a man and you have shown time in and time out that you can't be a man......since you have NO BALLS.
So I want to make this clear to the boss. If Tank is going to face anyone, it is going to be me. If he wants to become the World Champion, he will have to go through me......and when he does face me, I will beat him and he will be like where those two titles are right now.....burning in a garbage can.*Fancy satellite cameras show The Tank watching Seth's promo on a TV in his 'Vette's dashboard. The Tank slams on the breaks. The two cars behind him crash into each other.* Okay, THAT'S IT, SETH!
YOU WANT THE TANK, YOU'RE GETTIN' THE TANK!!!
YOU AND ME, SETH! NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES! NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!!*The Tank speeds off again, avoiding the crash easily.* Seth: I have no problem with that as long as Dave doesn't have a problem with that.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 21:59:50 GMT -5
*Fancy satellite cameras show The Tank watching Seth's promo on a TV in his 'Vette's dashboard. The Tank slams on the breaks. The two cars behind him crash into each other.* Okay, THAT'S IT, SETH!
YOU WANT THE TANK, YOU'RE GETTIN' THE TANK!!!
YOU AND ME, SETH! NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES! NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!!*The Tank speeds off again, avoiding the crash easily.* Seth: I have no problem with that as long as Dave doesn't have a problem with that. \\ You think The Tank cares whether or not D-Dayve ratifies it?
If The Tank doesn't win, and D-Dayve doesn't allow the #1 Contendership, then The Tank will HELP YOU get the title shot you've earned, Seth. Whether you're willing to return the favor or not.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 22:01:59 GMT -5
Tank, will you vote for Cthulu and Carey so we can finish it?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 22:07:40 GMT -5
Huh.....
The Tank doesn't like Cthulu, but The Tank does like J is Justice.
On the other hand, The Duck's been a complete dick to The Tank, but Stryker's cool in The Tank's book.
So, The Tank is torn.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 22:34:56 GMT -5
If it's ok with everyone else, I'll change my vote to Providence and Justice so we can get on to the main event.
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