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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 0:33:09 GMT -5
It's awesome to see my main man Wordlife make it, I'd imagine it goes without saying that next week will be a preview for THE Main Event at NOTWZ because no matter who is involved in that final Triple Threat against him, they will simply get broken and burnt. Next week, and at NOTWZ, just like tonight, they will all end with Wordlife's hand raised in the air.
With my TromboneWeight Championship, Wordlife's future World Championship and Above Average soon to be Forum Championship we really are the Story on Page One.
Maybe it IS a good thing that The Sam08 was MIA tonight, I don't think he would've been able to take the disappointments after disappointments he would've seen tonight with littlenaitch being the only family member to win a match...
And as for The New Neighbourhood Watch Comittee, you made your mark and you have got the attention of The Story and quite possibly the whole WWCF. But you guys only got one up over me and Wordlife because firstly, It was a sneak attack and secondly we were outnumbered. As the main event just proved that when the numbers are even we can, and always do, come out on top.
Now, as previously mentioned tonight I went one on one against Trombone Man for this TromboneWeight "Championship". It was simply a prop that he and The Sam08 invented because they werent capable of actually winning anything. Now, I will admit that Trombone Man winning the MITB ladder match IS impressive, however it's also worth noting that that was a gimmicked out match up with many participants, so his win could've possibly come down to luck. But tonight, I met him one on one in the ring, The Sam08 was nowhere to be seen and I beat him for the title 1, 2, 3... Just like I said I would.
I said I would make an annoucement for the title and this is it... When I first challenged for that belt, I did it with full intention of bringing much needed honor and prestige to the belt and the WWCF in general. So as I hold this title in my hands, I am willing to challenge more than just people who weigh in at exactly 255 pounds, 6 ounces. I will allow anyone of the weight of 255 pounds, 6 ounced and under challenge me for the title. This title is no longer the "TromboneWeight Championship" it is now the "World WrestleCrap Federation Not-So-HeavyWeight Championship!". I will welcome a rematch to the former champion Trombone Man, but for future reference I suggest you cut a few pounds... just in case.
BUT Next week I challenge any two members of the Family to take on me and Above Average in a tag team match.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 7, 2008 0:46:19 GMT -5
Next week there will be two Triple Threat Qualifying Matches. The week after will have the Triple threat main event of wordlifeecw VS winner of triple threat VS winner of triple threat. That way there will be a week build up for the Chambers Of Horrors Championship Match.
PM me if you are interested in being in one of the triple threats. First ones to PM me will get the spots.
Also wordlifeecw is Hardcore Champion. I went back and read the whole thread and he was the last to pin the right person(which was MiLo) at 8:59.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2008 0:49:06 GMT -5
Haha! Two championships for the Story! We are the truely dominant faction in the WWCF!
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 0:55:00 GMT -5
Haha even better, Wordlife managed to outdo the World Champion!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 1:33:25 GMT -5
*The Neighborhood Watch Committee is on a podium which looks like part of a press conference. Seth goes to the podium first to speak.*
Seth: I know everyone is wondering about the genesis of the Neighborhood Watch Committee. Well, you and everyone backstage can blame yourselves for this happening for one thing as all of you and those backstage thought that just because I was good friends with TheSam08, that I was a secret member of the Family. Well, if tonight has proven anything.....it is that I am not a member of The Family. But anyways, I had been running the show Uncle Seth's Neighborhood for several weeks and every week, I kept getting rude and savage guests until I was lucky enough to have Cthulu aka Providence on the show. You see, what he and backstage Justice proved to me was that they were polite gentlemen.
Now I am also blaming the other stables as well because well, The Family has Amigo as a member. Now, if all of you fans remember, Amigo was the man who helped Tank ambush me in my very own home. I know he has claimed innocence on all accusations, but if tonight proved anything....it was that he was and is still friends with The Tank and seeing as Tank doesnt have too many friends, it has to definately be him. Now, after Amigo joined The Family, I actually thought about offering my services to The Story or whatever the hell they call themselves, but the problem there is two of the three members of that group (wordlifeecw and Above Average) are two savage men who have decided in the past to attack me or ridicule me so that was out of the question.
So basically, in this civil war, I was left without a side...that was until I was asked by Providence to join a faction that he and Justice were starting. I agreed only if I get to do the name and there was a reason I invited both Motor Colt and TheSam08 on to my show and oh yes, the ambush was perfectly planned. The only downside was that TheSam08 decided to no show because of an injury. Seems his bad luck ultimately saved himself from the fate that awaited Motor Colt.
Now Motor Colt can go around parading his "title"....notice my use of the quotation marks to say this....and wordlifeecw may have possession of the Hardcore Title. Also it seems that The Family has the World Heavyweight Champion in their corner. But I am honored that I am alligned with two people who have legitamate title belts....the tag team champions.
Now, I will tell you all my plans for next week later, but I am a polite gentlemen and I will hand the stage over to my allies.
*Seth steps off the podium to allow the next person of the Neighborhood Watch Committee to speak.*
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 7, 2008 1:58:22 GMT -5
OOC - sorry I no showed, I had school today and I had a lot of work to do. I have 3 weeks left so I'm under the pump. I'll work a promo either tonight or tomorrow. Congrats to MotorColt for winning the Tromboneweight title. And apologies to everyone else for my absence. I'll try to avoid it from now on but as I said I am doing a lot of work at the moment so I won't be as prominent as I have been.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 7, 2008 2:04:00 GMT -5
Honestly, Seth Drakin has said everything that needs to be said for now, but I've got a few words to say to Evil Masked wordlifeecw. For several weeks you've been talking about respect here; respect to those who fight, respect to those who can stand in front of the face of violence, and respect to those who defeated you. You want to know what I think? It's full of shit, or at least, it was until I realized that you're no longer the monster I wanted to fight against.
Next week, I'll show you what it means to be a real monster, and I hope that you realize what you are while you hold the title of hardcore champion.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 7, 2008 2:06:21 GMT -5
OOC - sorry I no showed, I had school today and I had a lot of work to do. I have 3 weeks left so I'm under the pump. I'll work a promo either tonight or tomorrow. Congrats to MotorColt for winning the Tromboneweight title. And apologies to everyone else for my absence. I'll try to avoid it from now on but as I said I am doing a lot of work at the moment so I won't be as prominent as I have been. OOC: Look on the bright side -- if you had been in Seth Drakin's segment today, then me and Justice would have powerbombed you through a table that's wrapped in barbed wire. Lucky you, eh?
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 7, 2008 2:47:46 GMT -5
Don't forget that next week I got the square in a match that I am sure everyone is looking forward to.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 7, 2008 4:18:18 GMT -5
well, wordlife, what can i say? you put me through my paces, made me go crazy locking me up in a dark room and you won the match. congratulations. next time we face, the one doley nation wont be so forgiving. you can bet on that.
and to everyone: consider yourselves on notice. after my terrible run of losses, i have to get some dignity back. and im willing to make my name of anyone, anytime i see fit. yes, i might decide to make my name to the expensive of amigo, the champ. or maybe i might decide to interfere in a match at the night of the wrestling zombies. none of you know how i think. i dont know how i think. all i can guarantee you lot is i will stop at nothing to make my name here in the wwcf.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 7, 2008 8:16:52 GMT -5
Haha even better, Wordlife managed to outdo the World Champion! But, he did not pin me. he pinned YOU chubby boy. And seriously, get a new name for your group. It is really bad.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 7, 2008 8:18:11 GMT -5
The Tank & John S. Amigo (2) and Seth Drakin & J is Justice (3) went to a No Contest when Above Average, Cthulu, General of the Monkey Army, MiLo, Motor-Colt, and a giant Badger interfered, Amigo & J left the match, and Seth starts his show. I'd like to point out that I did not interfere during the match. You all slipped on a banana peel and fell, and aka Providence had nothing to do with it. I may be an evil bastard for planning the ambush, but I don't litter. Eh, when a giant badger is in the match, all bets are off.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 7, 2008 8:30:26 GMT -5
Haha even better, Wordlife managed to outdo the World Champion! And seriously, get a new name for your group. It is really bad. Yeah! The Neighborhood Watch Committee is way better name too! Hey, instead of The Story, how about you call yourselves The Daily Booger? You know, Booger instead of Bugle? Hah-ha!
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 7, 2008 8:33:08 GMT -5
And seriously, get a new name for your group. It is really bad. Yeah! The Neighborhood Watch Committee is way better name too! Hey, instead of The Story, how about you call yourselves The Daily Booger? You know, Booger instead of Bugle? Hah-ha!What about "The Headliners"? Because a) you headline everywhere you go and b) Headlines refer to newspapers. Or the "Super Cool Fantastic Guys Great Job Team #1 Yeah!"
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Post by J is Justice on Oct 7, 2008 8:35:44 GMT -5
*runs over Providence in his wheelchair
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 7, 2008 8:37:34 GMT -5
*runs over Providence in his wheelchair Du~de, what's with the attacking me bit? *raises the tag-team championship belt*
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Post by J is Justice on Oct 7, 2008 8:39:44 GMT -5
*runs over Providence in his wheelchair Du~de, what's with the attacking me bit? *raises the tag-team championship belt* I'm just pissed you injured me.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 7, 2008 10:24:25 GMT -5
OOC - sorry I no showed, I had school today and I had a lot of work to do. I have 3 weeks left so I'm under the pump. I'll work a promo either tonight or tomorrow. Congrats to MotorColt for winning the Tromboneweight title. And apologies to everyone else for my absence. I'll try to avoid it from now on but as I said I am doing a lot of work at the moment so I won't be as prominent as I have been. Thats cool Sam. It doesn't matter if you miss NiteRaw. Hell it seems like half the roster misses NiteRaw so it's no big deal.
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Post by Above Average on Oct 7, 2008 11:05:27 GMT -5
well, wordlife, what can i say? you put me through my paces, made me go crazy locking me up in a dark room and you won the match. congratulations. next time we face, the one doley nation wont be so forgiving. you can bet on that. and to everyone: consider yourselves on notice. after my terrible run of losses, i have to get some dignity back. and im willing to make my name of anyone, anytime i see fit. yes, i might decide to make my name to the expensive of amigo, the champ. or maybe i might decide to interfere in a match at the night of the wrestling zombies. none of you know how i think. i dont know how i think. all i can guarantee you lot is i will stop at nothing to make my name here in the wwcf. Are you not facing Madman Szalinski in his retirement match at NOTWZ now? Yeah! The Neighborhood Watch Committee is way better name too! Hey, instead of The Story, how about you call yourselves The Daily Booger? You know, Booger instead of Bugle? Hah-ha! What about "The Headliners"? Because a) you headline everywhere you go and b) Headlines refer to newspapers. Damn you. I'd thought of that name earlier, and I come on here and see this! Pfffft! Congratulations to my fellow stable members Motor Colt and Evil Masked wordlifeecw on their title wins. At NOTWZ two more titles will follow - the World title for wordlifeecw, and the Forum title for myself. I will have an announcement to make at some stage regarding Starshine, j.d. and what stipulation of match I want for the PPV. All this and more exclusive on the WWCF OFFICIAL website (right here).
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 11:18:17 GMT -5
Seth: Does Justice have anything to say on the podium of this grand stage???
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