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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 7, 2008 11:29:42 GMT -5
We are starting to look like 1999-2000 WCW with all these stables. Remember when almost everyone in WCW 1999 was in a stable. LOL
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Post by Doley. on Oct 7, 2008 12:51:45 GMT -5
Are you not facing Madman Szalinski in his retirement match at NOTWZ now? I am indeed. and i will retire him. he will just be a stepping stone for me to get my reputation back, and then the One Doley Nation will be back in the big time. also, Szalinski, any suggestions for match type?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 7, 2008 15:02:48 GMT -5
So I guess this is the NiteRaw card so far. Triple Threat Second-Half Main Event MiLo Duck VS VS Triple Threat First-Half Main Event VS VS Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski If I missed any please let me know. Also all those spots in the triple threat are opened. If no one PMs me wanting to be apart of them by later tonight I will pick people to be in it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2008 15:14:18 GMT -5
So I guess this is the NiteRaw card so far. Triple Threat Second-Half Main Event MiLo Duck VS VS Triple Threat First-Half Main Event VS VS Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski If I missed any please let me know. Also all those spots in the triple threat are opened. If no one PMs me wanting to be apart of them by later tonight I will pick people to be in it. I think the retirement match is at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. And for NiteRaw, I have my match with Amigo. And I think LittleNaitch challenged Square(If Square is actually on the roster.) And Stryker and TheSam08 have their Platypus Suit match, I think.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 15:22:26 GMT -5
*Seth gets the hint that Justice doesn't feel like speaking at the moment and steps up to the podium.*
Seth: Well, then....I guess I can take a few questions now. You, over there.
Reporter 1: What is your biggest problem with TheSam08 that couldn't be settled with a simple conversation?
Seth: Well, you see for months, TheSam08 had been promising everyone a new member and of course, via my association with him, everyone thought it was me. My good name was dragged through the mud because supposedly, I was the secret member of the family. That ended up with him and his cronies stealing the world title from under everyone's noses with a man who I say has helped The Tank attack me in the past. To make things even worse, it was only then that people started believing me when I said I wasn't part of the family and even then, people were still saying I was a member. But I am glad to be with the Neighborhood Watch Committee and not be with the Family because I will no longer have to get my butt kicked and hope somewhere that TheSam08 would apologize. He may have dodged the bullet this week, but who knows what The Neighborhood Watch Committee will do to him and the rest of the Family when we get our hands on them. And we aren't finished with whatever the other group is either.
Reporter #2: What will you be planning to do next?
Seth: Who knows what is next. I could just ask for a redo on the whole tag team partner fiasco when on Dave's little vacation, those who were chosen to keep things under control could not do that. Or, if anyone feels like they want to fight me, I have no problem taking care of them. Of course, at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, I will defeat Tank in that Last Man Standing Match that he has wanted and then next month, face whoever is the world champion and bring the biggest prize in the business to The Neighborhood Watch Committee.
Speaking of Tank, everyone seemed to have been questioning my association with TheSam08 for the past and with what happened on NiteRaw, I am starting to question Tank's motives. You see, it has been no secret that Tank and Amigo are friends. It is also no secret that Tank supposedly hates the Family and yet Amigo is a member of said family....so, I wonder if Tank is actually a secret member of the family or Amigo is going to play Benedict Arnold to the family. I hope Tank can explain his way out of this conundrum. Now, I am done taking questions so if either Providence or Justice feel like answering any questions, feel free to ask them. Otherwise, this press conference is over.
*Seth steps down from the podium.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 7, 2008 15:24:00 GMT -5
OOC: All right, let's wrap this up soon.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 15:27:38 GMT -5
OOC: All right, let's wrap this up soon. Dude this is just a press conference, not some segment on the show...which means who knows how long this can take.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 7, 2008 15:29:21 GMT -5
OOC: All right, let's wrap this up soon. Dude this is just a press conference, not some segment on the show...which means who knows how long this can take. OOC: No, I mean the thread. It's nearing thirty pages now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 15:31:04 GMT -5
When is Night of the Zombies anyways....because I may have several potential theme songs for it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2008 15:41:15 GMT -5
Hey, if anyone needs a Halloween themed match idea for Night of the Wrestling Zombies, I may have something for them. I've come up with 2 ideas, that anyone may use if they like.
1. A Grave Yard Brawl: A Parking Lot Brawl, except it's held in a grave yard. A simple concept, but I think it could work.
2. A Lumberjack match where all the lumberjacks are armed with broomsticks.
Again feel free to use them if you wish.
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Post by Above Average on Oct 7, 2008 16:27:36 GMT -5
So I guess this is the NiteRaw card so far. Triple Threat Second-Half Main Event MiLo Duck VS VS Triple Threat First-Half Main Event VS VS Madman Szalinski Retirement Match One Doley Nation VS Madman Szalinski If I missed any please let me know. Also all those spots in the triple threat are opened. If no one PMs me wanting to be apart of them by later tonight I will pick people to be in it. The retirement match is at the PPV I do believe. Also, Motor Colt and I have challenged any 2 members of the Sam08 Family. Need them to accept first though of course.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 7, 2008 18:31:20 GMT -5
yes, retirement match is for notwz.
this means i am free to take on whoever i want on niteraw, this monday.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 20:19:14 GMT -5
If it is okay with my compadres, I would like to have the 3 of us against any random three guys who would take the challenge for a six man tag match for NiteRaw....
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 21:43:03 GMT -5
How about we go easy on The Family, and me and Above Average go up against two members of The Neighbourhood Watch Comittee?
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 7, 2008 21:49:54 GMT -5
(The Sam seems upset) HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!?! THE FAMILY WERE RIDING HIGH AT GOOKERMANIA! AND NOW WE LOSE ONE OF OUR TITLES!?! TO THAT....NEWSPAPER BOY? HE"S NOT EVEN SIGNED TO A CONTRACT AS FAR AS I KNOW! IT WAS TOTALLY UNFAIR! THE REFEREE WAS BIASED! TROMBONEMAN HAS A SICK MOTHER AND SO HE WASN'T ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE MATCH! I WAS BUSY WITH OTHER PROBLEMS SO I COULDN'T BE THERE! IT WASN'T FARE!!! (breaths in)....calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean....ok, Motor Colt. TromboneMan challenges you to a re-match at NiteRaw, and since you have said the opponents can weigh in at 255 lbs 6 ounces and under we will most assuredly qualify. I had TromboneMan weighed earlier today and here are the results (opens envelope, reads results. Looks confused). Wait a minute, are these right?....it says TromboneMan weighs in at 255 lbs, 7 ounces....so, wait, does that mean.......(shocked look)......no.NO.NO! NOOOOO!!! WE CAN'T CHALLENGE COLT FOR A REMATCH ON NITERAW!?!? WHAT THE HELL!!!........ok, we won't challenge you for a rematch Colt at NiteRaw. HOWEVER! I will personally help TromboneMan to get in shape for "Night of the Wrestling Zombies", and if TromboneMan weighs in at below 255 lbs 6 ounces we will take back OUR title. And don't think it's yours because you did clearly cheat your way to victory.
Now, I gotta talk about these stables. People have been asking me "What do you think of The Story?", "What do you think of Neighborhood Watch?". Personally, I think it's cute. Imitation is just another form of flattery. These other groups want to be just like the Family. The Story, I don't care too much about. You put enough losers in a room and they'll begin to think they are winners. However I am surprised by Seth's Neighborhood Watch, I always thought Seth and I were friends and allies. But from what Seth said earlier, it appears he's a lil upset about how I treated him over the past couple of months. Seth, this ain't ballet. This is wrestling. Sometimes you have to step on peoples toes just so you stand a little higher than others. He wants to exact revenge on me, personally, well go ahead Seth. I'm standing right here. I'm a fearless man, i'll take you down just like (something falling over is heard in the background, making a bang sound) WHATWASTHAT!?!?......you sure it's not him?......ok, like I said Seth. You want me, come and get me. You know where I am.
Before I go I think I should explain my absense this past Monday. You see, I was getting ready. I was getting ready for the Main Event this week between myself and my opponent, Stryker Dark Silence in the Platypus Match. Now Stryker and myself have had a history together, my SWC have beaten his ass more times than a teachers yard stick. And at Gookermania I distracted him long enough for Providence and Justice to become the new Tag Team champions. And now he wants to make me wear a platypus suit. People are saying this is going to be a one sided fight, people are saying since I have never wrestled a match ever I will be a push over. Well this past Monday I began my training with my good friend, Mario Milano, and this Monday I will be ready to humiliate Stryker so bad he'll be crying home to his Mama.
And it appears that this Monday, the Family will be gaining a butler by the name of Evil Masked worldlifeecw. The first thing I'm going to have him do is have him shine up John. S. Amigo's World title real good. Then I'm gonna have him clean my shoes, and mow my lawn, and wash my windows and worst of all, I will make him watch slides from my trip to Aruba last year. So Evil Mask, I just want to let you know that I will be expecting you to arrive at my mansion at 9 sharp Tuesday morning.
Well, that is it for The Sam's 3 cents. Seeya Monday.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 22:03:14 GMT -5
(The Sam seems upset) HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!?! THE FAMILY WERE RIDING HIGH AT GOOKERMANIA! AND NOW WE LOSE ONE OF OUR TITLES!?! TO THAT....NEWSPAPER BOY? HE"S NOT EVEN SIGNED TO A CONTRACT AS FAR AS I KNOW! IT WAS TOTALLY UNFAIR! THE REFEREE WAS BIASED! TROMBONEMAN HAS A SICK MOTHER AND SO HE WASN'T ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE MATCH! I WAS BUSY WITH OTHER PROBLEMS SO I COULDN'T BE THERE! IT WASN'T FARE!!!(breaths in). ...calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean....ok, Motor Colt. TromboneMan challenges you to a re-match at NiteRaw, and since you have said the opponents can weigh in at 255 lbs 6 ounces and under we will most assuredly qualify. I had TromboneMan weighed earlier today and here are the results (opens envelope, reads results. Looks confused) . Wait a minute, are these right?....it says TromboneMan weighs in at 255 lbs, 7 ounces....so, wait, does that mean.......(shocked look) ......no.NO.NO! NOOOOO!!! WE CAN'T CHALLENGE COLT FOR A REMATCH ON NITERAW!?!? WHAT THE HELL!!!........ok, we won't challenge you for a rematch Colt at NiteRaw. HOWEVER! I will personally help TromboneMan to get in shape for "Night of the Wrestling Zombies", and if TromboneMan weighs in at below 255 lbs 6 ounces we will take back OUR title. And don't think it's yours because you did clearly cheat your way to victory.
Now, I gotta talk about these stables. People have been asking me "What do you think of The Story?", "What do you think of Neighborhood Watch?". Personally, I think it's cute. Imitation is just another form of flattery. These other groups want to be just like the Family. The Story, I don't care too much about. You put enough losers in a room and they'll begin to think they are winners. However I am surprised by Seth's Neighborhood Watch, I always thought Seth and I were friends and allies. But from what Seth said earlier, it appears he's a lil upset about how I treated him over the past couple of months. Seth, this ain't ballet. This is wrestling. Sometimes you have to step on peoples toes just so you stand a little higher than others. He wants to exact revenge on me, personally, well go ahead Seth. I'm standing right here. I'm a fearless man, i'll take you down just like (something falling over is heard in the background, making a bang sound) WHATWASTHAT!?!?......you sure it's not him?......ok, like I said Seth. You want me, come and get me. You know where I am.
Before I go I think I should explain my absense this past Monday. You see, I was getting ready. I was getting ready for the Main Event this week between myself and my opponent, Stryker Dark Silence in the Platypus Match. Now Stryker and myself have had a history together, my SWC have beaten his ass more times than a teachers yard stick. And at Gookermania I distracted him long enough for Providence and Justice to become the new Tag Team champions. And now he wants to make me wear a platypus suit. People are saying this is going to be a one sided fight, people are saying since I have never wrestled a match ever I will be a push over. Well this past Monday I began my training with my good friend, Mario Milano, and this Monday I will be ready to humiliate Stryker so bad he'll be crying home to his Mama.
And it appears that this Monday, the Family will be gaining a butler by the name of Evil Masked worldlifeecw. The first thing I'm going to have him do is have him shine up John. S. Amigo's World title real good. Then I'm gonna have him clean my shoes, and mow my lawn, and wash my windows and worst of all, I will make him watch slides from my trip to Aruba last year. So Evil Mask, I just want to let you know that I will be expecting you to arrive at my mansion at 9 sharp Tuesday morning.
Well, that is it for The Sam's 3 cents. Seeya Monday. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 22:04:31 GMT -5
*The other two seem to not be taking questions so Seth gets back on the podium.*
Seth: Well, I guess that is all for this press conference. No more questions.
*Seth goes to leave while reporters are still asking questions, but Justice and Providence look at him like he forgot something. Seth does a facepalm and goes back on the podium while the reporters go silent.*
Seth: Oh yeah, next week on Nite Raw....The Neighborhood Watch Committee challenges any three people to face us in a six man tag team match. Now this press conference is over.
*The Neighborhood Watch Committee leaves as reporters are still asking questions.*
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 22:08:50 GMT -5
Since The Sam08 and Seth are here, I'm now asking either of you guys to provide me and Above with two opponents.
I mean Tyfo and TromboneMan vs Me and Above Average... sounds good?
Or how about Me and Above Average facing off against The Tag Team Champions in a non-title match?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 7, 2008 22:11:38 GMT -5
Since The Sam08 and Seth are here, I'm now asking either of you guys to provide me and Above with two opponents.
I mean Tyfo and TromboneMan vs Me and Above Average... sounds good?
Or how about Me and Above Average facing off against The Tag Team Champions in a non-title match? If you can find a third partner, you can take on the three of us.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 7, 2008 22:18:28 GMT -5
Well our third member is already in a match... Although, how about, just this once The Tank teams up with The Story, that way him and Seth would be able to finish their match from last week.
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