Above Average
Wade Wilson
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Post by Above Average on Oct 2, 2008 16:42:26 GMT -5
I'm here live on the WWCF website, in WWCF studios in Parts Unknown. I have come to a decision fellow Crappers, and I wish to share it with you all. I will not waste too much of your time here. Earlier in the week I became the Undisputed WWCF Hardcore champion of the World! However in the days that have followed by reign has been undermined. Undermining of the champion makes the belt look bad. Now, when I became champion, I declared that I would bring back some prestige to the title belts that had been tarnished due to rapid vacating of the title in the past.
If I am not even being officially recognised as the champion, it strikes me that that is having a negative impact upon the championship belts themselves. I hate to admit it, but I'm putting the belts even further down in prestige just my holding them right now in my possession. I wanted to revolutionise hardcore wrestling here in the WWCF, but I know now that I must leave that to others to etch their names into the history books and bring back some credibility to the titles. It is therefore... with great sadness, but yet great happiness, that I... I surrender the Hardcore championship belts back to Mr. D-Day Dave effective immediately.
Now, since I have done this, I have earned a title match at Night of the Wrestling Zombie's against the WWCF's first ever Forum champion, j.d. in a stipulation match to be determined. j.d., I know that you're a worthy competitor and not someone to take lightly. j.d. you beat Bob Schlapowitz in the finals of the Forum championship tournament. I know that Bob is certainly no pushover - he is afterall the same man who made it all the way to the finals of the World title tournament. But j.d., don't mistake this for sucking up. I'm a wily veteran and make no mistake, when you and I step foot in the ring in a few weeks time... or atleast I assume there'll be a ring - who knows what the gimmick match will have in store? - you'll have the most difficult competition you'll have had since joining this company.
There is of course, one more thing to announce. I know I'm overrunning on this promo already but here it is. As Motör-Colt announced to the World earlier today live and exclusive here on the website, I have joined he and Evil Masked wordlifeecw in an alliance. Sam08 Family, you were clearly the most dominant stable in WWCF before our formation, but I can promise you, in a very short time, we will prove that the only reason you were the best, was because there was nobody else with a stable anyway.
That's it from me. Remember to tune in on Monday NiteRaw live and exclusive on The Official Wrestlecrap.com Forums on 6/10/08.... or 10/06/08... whatever.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 16:51:02 GMT -5
All of this stable talk baffles me. motorcolt, above average and wordlife you can trust NO ONE. as soon as the opportunity arrives i can guarantee that one of you 3 will turn your back on one another. just wait and see. someone once said dta- dont trust anybody! The one doley nation is all that is needed to succeed. just wait till i win this stupid gimmick match to get my place in the chamber of horrors. then after i win at the ppv, everyone will have to recognize that i am the best damn wrestler in wwcf today. Also, D-day dave- stop kissing above average's ass. The only ass you need to kiss is the superstar who is going to take this company places and that is yours truly. And Madman szalinski. if, somehow i lose this monday, i will gladly challenge and retire you at night of the wrestling zombies. That is, if you arent scared of facing someone of my calibre. Except for that whole 'You losing to J.D. without any offense" dealie.
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Doley.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 16:58:33 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 17:12:03 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is. I squashed Bob. Something that J.D. was unable to do. You aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as me. In fact, why am I still talking to you? Besides, I already have a match.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 17:13:42 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is. He'll Show You............YOu'lll See!!! ;D
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Oct 2, 2008 17:14:31 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is. I squashed Bob. You aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as me. In fact, why am I still talking to you? Besides, I already have a match.im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 17:15:30 GMT -5
I squashed Bob. You aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as me. In fact, why am I still talking to you? Besides, I already have a match. im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt He has a match, too. Not that I answer to you anyways. You are a GM in name only.
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 2, 2008 17:16:38 GMT -5
I squashed Bob. You aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as me. In fact, why am I still talking to you? Besides, I already have a match. im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! That Forum title is mine! I can't have j.d. potentially losing it before the PPV! Unless you mean the World title is on the line... in which case... I don't really mind.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Oct 2, 2008 17:17:28 GMT -5
im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt He has a match, too. Not that I answer to you anyways. You are a GM in name only.oh really now*stevie kick* btw you cost your self a title shot
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Doley.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 17:17:31 GMT -5
I squashed Bob. You aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as me. In fact, why am I still talking to you? Besides, I already have a match. im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt ooc: please explain, does this mean both belts are going to be unified?!
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Oct 2, 2008 17:18:20 GMT -5
im gonna book you in a match buddy one on one with jd for the belt ooc: please explain, does this mean both belts are going to be unified?! wel will see
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 17:19:44 GMT -5
He has a match, too. Not that I answer to you anyways. You are a GM in name only. oh really now*stevie kick* btw you cost your self a title shot OOC: Yeah, you are a non-athletic "authority" figure, who got his ass kicked not too long ago. So, *DDTs him*
Touch me again, and I'll cut your damn hand off.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Oct 2, 2008 17:20:22 GMT -5
gets up thats what you think
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Doley.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 17:20:39 GMT -5
D-day dave, im calling you out here to make sense of your idiodic GM, and im not going anywhere until this is explained
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 17:21:27 GMT -5
gets up thats what you think OOC: You didn't see Jack Turney doing this, now did you? Speaking of which, why the Hell are you GM? Why do we need one?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2008 17:22:22 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is. "Doley, you and I have yet to meet up in the ring, but that'll change Monday night. I hear you talking about how you're gonna pin Amigo for the title, but you haven't even qualfied for the contender's match yet. You're acting like Cthulhu and me are pushovers that you'll beat easily. Well, right there, you're wrong.
Cthulhu is a champion right now, and part of the reason is because he beat ME. And I walked through fire and not only survived- I won the damn match. Notice where I'm going here? Somebody in this match did NOT win at GookerMania. As the song goes, one of these things is not like the other.
The other thing is, yeah, maybe you will win. So what? I don't know if you heard the news, but I have Amigo in a non-title match next week. If I beat him, that would put me in line for a title shot. So even if you did become champion, I might very well be your first challenger.
Doley, don't think Monday night will be a cakewalk. *Pulls out a BIC lighter* You never know just how hot my ambition will be burning come match time. *Drop lighter into a nearby trash can and watches it burn* That trash is your title hopes... and they just went down... in flames! *Evil laugh*"
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Oct 2, 2008 17:27:12 GMT -5
gets up thats what you think OOC: You didn't see Jack Turney doing this, now did you? Speaking of which, why the Hell are you GM? Why do we need one? cause im not gm im the commish
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 2, 2008 17:29:54 GMT -5
OOC: You didn't see Jack Turney doing this, now did you? Speaking of which, why the Hell are you GM? Why do we need one? cause im not gm im the commish OOC: And I'm serious here D-Dave, why is he here? What does he do besides trying to act like a wrestler?
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 17:31:19 GMT -5
losing to J.D. was an oversight on my part. i should have prepared better. just wait till i pin you 1,2,3 at the ppv and then i will show you, who indeed the best in the word really is. "Doley, you and I have yet to meet up in the ring, but that'll change Monday night. I hear you talking about how you're gonna pin Amigo for the title, but you haven't even qualfied for the contender's match yet. You're acting like Cthulhu and me are pushovers that you'll beat easily. Well, right there, you're wrong.
Cthulhu is a champion right now, and part of the reason is because he beat ME. And I walked through fire and not only survived- I won the damn match. Notice where I'm going here? Somebody in this match did NOT win at GookerMania. As the song goes, one of these things is not like the other.
The other thing is, yeah, maybe you will win. So what? I don't know if you heard the news, but I have Amigo in a non-title match next week. If I beat him, that would put me in line for a title shot. So even if you did become champion, I might very well be your first challenger.
Doley, don't think Monday night will be a cakewalk. *Pulls out a BIC lighter* You never know just how hot my ambition will be burning come match time. *Drop lighter into a nearby trash can and watches it burn* That trash is your title hopes... and they just went down... in flames! *Evil laugh*"things dont go down in flames wordlife. they go up, just like my hand will go up when i win on Monday night. dont get me wrong, i respect both you and that other dude whos a 'champ' and all, but there's only one outcome of this match. And when i win the title, i cant wait to defend it against you. it will be my pleasure. i mean thats if you can manage to beat amigo 1,2,3. and D-day Dave, im still waiting for the explanation of this idiot that calls himself a commish.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2008 17:31:24 GMT -5
OOC: You didn't see Jack Turney doing this, now did you? Speaking of which, why the Hell are you GM? Why do we need one? cause im not gm im the commish Stevie, Stevie, Stevie... *Chokeslams Stevie and follows up with a Tombstone* Hey, someone had to do it.
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