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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 1, 2008 16:19:48 GMT -5
I would like to lay a challenge to TheSam08! Take me on, if you dare in a PLATYPUS SUIT MATCH
And on the next NiteRAW, Milo and I want our rematch! You guys will get another tag team championship match at In Your Apartment. Whoever has the titles after Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will face you.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Oct 1, 2008 16:50:37 GMT -5
I would like to lay a challenge to TheSam08! Take me on, if you dare in a PLATYPUS SUIT MATCH
And on the next NiteRAW, Milo and I want our rematch! You guys will get another tag team championship match at In Your Apartment. Whoever has the titles after Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will face you. Alright then.
How about that PLATYPUS SUIT MATCH?
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Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Oct 1, 2008 17:25:51 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen of the WWCF... TAFKA has an announcement to make. As all you guys in the back can see perfectly well right now, over my right shoulder I have one belt... and over my left I have another. Together these belts make up the Undisputed Hardcore Championship... of the World! It is as a consequence of this, that I have decided to remove "The Artist Formerly Known As" from my title. I'll now be returning to being Above Average - I think I have proven once again that I am indeed worthy of the monicker.
Now, moving on to the title, I'm a fair man. Since I won my belts fair and square on Monday night at Gookermania, I've decided to continue the streak of fairness around here, by officially announcing my intentions for Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. Now, at NOTWZs the card is filling up and shaping up pretty nicely. As you may also have noticed, I, thus far, have not been assigned a match on the card. Well, WWCF roster members, this problem will no longer exist if I can get my way. I'm officially announcing a Hardcore title defence at NOTWZs.
Now, Crappers, I can read your thoughts right now. He's said one half of the match but not the other. He's said the obvious bit - the man defending the title - the champion, Above Average. Now, the less obvious part, who will I defend my championship against at the PPV? Well, again I have devised an idea, which I think you'll agree is also in the interest of fairness. Over the next several weeks you all will have your chance to prove yourselves on NiteRaw episodes, as well as in the time between shows, where you can try to prove why you are deserving of a title match. I think you'll all agree that challenging me like a man one on one at the PPV is much FAIRER than attacking me from behind next Monday night and pinning me 1-2-3 in some random parking lot.
Sure, you'll be champion... for a little while at least until someone else blindsides you. But what sort of a reign would that be? You'll have ended my title reign and gained another notch on your CV. But what have you really ACHIEVED!?
This is why, fellow Crappers, I hope you support my movement for a fair and just Hardcore division. A Hardcore division where the title is defended in wrestling matches.
*Raises belts in the air*
Because this title... this title means so much more than random backstage brawls every week... this title deserves to have true warriors fighting it out week in and week out for a shot.
So, prove to me that you are worthy of the shot... and I will HAPPILY give it to you at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies live on PPV.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Oct 1, 2008 18:02:10 GMT -5
You know, I just announced my retirement a few short days ago. And I've wondered why nobody cared. That's easy. I forgot the one key ingredient to a successful retirement. I forgot to have my classic final match...
*waits for the crowd to begin "one more match!" chant*
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*still waits*
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*hears crickets and vendors in aisles selling refreshments.*
Ah, screw it. I'll just have one more match anyway...at Night of the Wrestling Zombies!
Against who? Well...that depends on who wants the prestige and the honor of retiring me. Not to mention it's got to be someone I like. So, while it might not mean anything to you at face value...I AM a pretty good stepping stone if you think about it. I will now sit back and wait for offers as to a worthy opponent for my retirement match at NotWZ.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 1, 2008 19:24:14 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen of the WWCF... TAFKA has an announcement to make. As all you guys in the back can see perfectly well right now, over my right shoulder I have one belt... and over my left I have another. Together these belts make up the Undisputed Hardcore Championship... of the World! It is as a consequence of this, that I have decided to remove "The Artist Formerly Known As" from my title. I'll now be returning to being Above Average - I think I have proven once again that I am indeed worthy of the monicker. Now, moving on to the title, I'm a fair man. Since I won my belts fair and square on Monday night at Gookermania, I've decided to continue the streak of fairness around here, by officially announcing my intentions for Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. Now, at NOTWZs the card is filling up and shaping up pretty nicely. As you may also have noticed, I, thus far, have not been assigned a match on the card. Well, WWCF roster members, this problem will no longer exist if I can get my way. I'm officially announcing a Hardcore title defence at NOTWZs. Now, Crappers, I can read your thoughts right now. He's said one half of the match but not the other. He's said the obvious bit - the man defending the title - the champion, Above Average. Now, the less obvious part, who will I defend my championship against at the PPV? Well, again I have devised an idea, which I think you'll agree is also in the interest of fairness. Over the next several weeks you all will have your chance to prove yourselves on NiteRaw episodes, as well as in the time between shows, where you can try to prove why you are deserving of a title match. I think you'll all agree that challenging me like a man one on one at the PPV is much FAIRER than attacking me from behind next Monday night and pinning me 1-2-3 in some random parking lot. Sure, you'll be champion... for a little while at least until someone else blindsides you. But what sort of a reign would that be? You'll have ended my title reign and gained another notch on your CV. But what have you really ACHIEVED!? This is why, fellow Crappers, I hope you support my movement for a fair and just Hardcore division. A Hardcore division where the title is defended in wrestling matches. *Raises belts in the air* Because this title... this title means so much more than random backstage brawls every week... this title deserves to have true warriors fighting it out week in and week out for a shot. So, prove to me that you are worthy of the shot... and I will HAPPILY give it to you at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies live on PPV. Wait. Your holding the Hardcore Title as a ransom for me to make it a regular division? Are you not respecting my authority? So tell me when did you win those Hardcore Titles? Also don't you know both those things are burnt to a crisp?
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 1, 2008 19:34:24 GMT -5
Hey Above Average. I have an idea. Now I have seen you have done pretty good around here and are very loyal to the WWCF so I have come to this conclusion. If you are willing to give up the Hardcore Title so it can go back to the 24/1 Rule I will give you a shot at j.d.'s Forum Championship at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies in a halloween themed match.
What do you say? You are still welcomed to try and win the Hardcore Title every Monday like everyone else of course. This is a big opportunity that doesn't come along to just anyone so choose wisely.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 2, 2008 5:25:58 GMT -5
Now while me and Wordlife are awaiting a response for our invitation to Bob I have another big announcement. Another superstar, another great superstar has expressed great interest in our cause to take The Family down. He already has some history with them, he holds a victory over one member and feels he was robbed of an even bigger victory by another. He currently has a very, very promising offer laid ahead of him in WWCF and I feel he will go far, even without the help from us.
Who am I talking about?
Why, let's just say The Story on Page One is now... Above Average!
Dave, you can consider us a stable now if you wish
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 2, 2008 7:52:08 GMT -5
Hey, since I've become one-half tag-team champion, I'm changing my theme music: Rock Is Dead.
Besides, I'm making a small adjustment to my gimmick. Being a complete psycho all the time makes me rusty~
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Doley.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 9:54:21 GMT -5
All of this stable talk baffles me. motorcolt, above average and wordlife you can trust NO ONE. as soon as the opportunity arrives i can guarantee that one of you 3 will turn your back on one another. just wait and see. someone once said dta- dont trust anybody!
The one doley nation is all that is needed to succeed. just wait till i win this stupid gimmick match to get my place in the chamber of horrors. then after i win at the ppv, everyone will have to recognize that i am the best damn wrestler in wwcf today.
Also, D-day dave- stop kissing above average's ass. The only ass you need to kiss is the superstar who is going to take this company places and that is yours truly.
And Madman szalinski. if, somehow i lose this monday, i will gladly challenge and retire you at night of the wrestling zombies. That is, if you arent scared of facing someone of my calibre.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 12:01:27 GMT -5
Hey, since I've become one-half tag-team champion, I'm changing my theme music: Rock Is Dead. Besides, I'm making a small adjustment to my gimmick. Being a complete psycho all the time makes me rusty~ So whats your gimmick now?
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 12:01:54 GMT -5
Now while me and Wordlife are awaiting a response for our invitation to Bob I have another big announcement. Another superstar, another great superstar has expressed great interest in our cause to take The Family down. He already has some history with them, he holds a victory over one member and feels he was robbed of an even bigger victory by another. He currently has a very, very promising offer laid ahead of him in WWCF and I feel he will go far, even without the help from us.
Who am I talking about?
Why, let's just say The Story on Page One is now... Above Average!Dave, you can consider us a stable now if you wish I'll put you guys on the stable roster but first I need to know the name of your stable.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 2, 2008 12:05:13 GMT -5
Hey, since I've become one-half tag-team champion, I'm changing my theme music: Rock Is Dead. Besides, I'm making a small adjustment to my gimmick. Being a complete psycho all the time makes me rusty~ So whats your gimmick now? Still a violent psycho, but acts sane during (the start of) most conversations.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 2, 2008 12:10:49 GMT -5
So whats your gimmick now? Still a violent psycho, but acts sane during (the start of) most conversations. Hm, not really, to be honest. Like I said I'm only making a minor modification so I don't need to be crazy or threatening every single time I post.
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Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Oct 2, 2008 12:57:31 GMT -5
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 14:41:46 GMT -5
Wait I just thought of something. When did you become Hardcore Champion? Does this mean I get to strip someone of their title?
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 2, 2008 15:42:37 GMT -5
Listen up you stupid Duck, I am not afraid of this match or am I afraid of you for that matter. I was just involved in a blow torch ladder match which I came out of unscathed by the way. I am going to enjoy watching your feathers fly you little ignorant duck as I am tired of listening to you run your mouth every single day so I am going to shut it for you and put you out of action with severe burns!!!
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
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Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 2, 2008 15:58:48 GMT -5
Wait I just thought of something. When did you become Hardcore Champion? Does this mean I get to strip someone of their title? I became Hardcore champ on Monday/Tuesday time, so I guess in the event that I decide to go for the Forum championship at NOTWZs you will indeed get the opportunity to strip me of my title belts. However, to find out my decision on that... well..... CHEAP PLUG!
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 16:08:42 GMT -5
Wait I just thought of something. When did you become Hardcore Champion? Does this mean I get to strip someone of their title? I became Hardcore champ on Monday/Tuesday time, so I guess in the event that I decide to go for the Forum championship at NOTWZs you will indeed get the opportunity to strip me of my title belts. However, to find out my decision on that... well..... CHEAP PLUG! Just because you found the titles burnt in the trash and pulled them out it doesn't make you the Hardcore Champ. YOu have to earn it.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 2, 2008 16:14:42 GMT -5
Wait I just thought of something. When did you become Hardcore Champion? Does this mean I get to strip someone of their title? I became Hardcore champ on Monday/Tuesday time, so I guess in the event that I decide to go for the Forum championship at NOTWZs you will indeed get the opportunity to strip me of my title belts. However, to find out my decision on that... well..... CHEAP PLUG! Well according to the records Tank is the official Hardcore Champ right now. A new Hardcore Champ won't be named until Monday when the 24/1 rules returns.
I see things are getting a bit out of control here in the WWCF so I'm putting everyone on notice that I plan to run this organization like a CEO and Dictator from now on.
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Post by Doley. on Oct 2, 2008 16:36:29 GMT -5
I became Hardcore champ on Monday/Tuesday time, so I guess in the event that I decide to go for the Forum championship at NOTWZs you will indeed get the opportunity to strip me of my title belts. However, to find out my decision on that... well..... CHEAP PLUG! Well according to the records Tank is the official Hardcore Champ right now. A new Hardcore Champ won't be named until Monday when the 24/1 rules returns.
I see things are getting a bit out of control here in the WWCF so I'm putting everyone on notice that I plan to run this organization like a CEO and Dictator from now on. A dictator eh? Then dictate to the rest of the roster that the One Doley Nation is the most dominant wrestler TODAY!!!
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