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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 30, 2008 22:51:00 GMT -5
What's the matches thus far?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2008 22:55:16 GMT -5
I'd like to make a request for the Triple Threat. Providence and I are both monsters, and Doley is a bit out there, so how 'bout we spice it up a bit? Since this will be the first NiteRaw of October, and Halloween is in October, let's make this a MONSTER'S BALL MATCH!!!
For those who are unfamiliar with this match, each of us will be locked up in complete darkness, with no food or water for 24 hours prior to the match. Then we get thrown in the ring and it's no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere until we have a winner.
Just to make things a little more interesting.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 22:59:20 GMT -5
What's the matches thus far? Triple Threat Match For A Spot In The Chamber Of Horrors MatchEvil Masked wordlifeecw vs. Providence vs. One Doley Nation Tag Team MatchTank & ????? vs. Seth & ?????? Tromeboneweight Championship Match (If Motor Colt Makes Weight)TromeboneMan (c) vs. Motor Colt Uncle Seth's Neighborhood with Guest TBA That is the card as far as I know it.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 30, 2008 23:13:16 GMT -5
Well I just need a measure of vengeance against the Family so I figure I'll just do the rational thing and challenge Tyfo to a friendly contest. Just me and him in a little one on one contest.
So how about...um...I don't know a FLAMING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH!!!
Since I know you little pricks like to hold hands during each other's matches I figure at least this way when you come on in you'll actually feel "involved".
...and I get to strangle one of you turds with barbed wire and set you on fire! Talk about win-win!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2008 23:18:50 GMT -5
Well I just need a measure of vengeance against the Family so I figure I'll just do the rational thing and challenge Tyfo to a friendly contest. Just me and him in a little one on one contest.
So how about...um...I don't know a FLAMING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH!!!
Since I know you little pricks like to hold hands during each other's matches I figure at least this way when you come on in you'll actually feel "involved".
...and I get to strangle one of you turds with barbed wire and set you on fire! Talk about win-win! Wow! And I thought I had a mean streak!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 23:37:39 GMT -5
How in the Hell can that match work?
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 30, 2008 23:45:36 GMT -5
How in the Hell can that match work? I don't know, I was thinking either its a regular match with an extrordinary background setting for the RP value or something weird like placing it at the front of the show and having anyone who interferes take an automatic vote against them in there upcoming bout to reflect them taking flaming barbed wire damage or whatever Dave decides. Either way its not ACTUAL death for the wrestlers character, much like the oldschool "death matches".
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 23:46:50 GMT -5
I mean, do you set fire to the Barbed Wire, or do they hang Fire Wads on it, or what?
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 30, 2008 23:48:44 GMT -5
I mean, do you set fire to the Barbed Wire, or do they hang Fire Wads on it, or what? Well the one I saw had the ropes wrapped in barbed wire and set on fire with various lengths of barbed wire in the ring.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 1, 2008 2:37:55 GMT -5
I guess you could call me and Wordlife a tag team for now (and if Bob accepts, a stable).
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 1, 2008 5:28:02 GMT -5
I'd like to make a request for the Triple Threat. Providence and I are both monsters, and Doley is a bit out there, so how 'bout we spice it up a bit? Since this will be the first NiteRaw of October, and Halloween is in October, let's make this a MONSTER'S BALL MATCH!!! For those who are unfamiliar with this match, each of us will be locked up in complete darkness, with no food or water for 24 hours prior to the match. Then we get thrown in the ring and it's no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere until we have a winner. Just to make things a little more interesting. Well... I don't know about Doley but I accept your challenge! However, starving ourselves in the dark doesn't seem so high in the ladder when you've got someone like MiLo Duck challenging Tyfo and the Family to a flaming barbed wire death match, you know? Since the fight's already no-holds-barred, how about be bring our own weapons, just to show the crowd a treat to remember us by?
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Post by Above Average on Oct 1, 2008 10:22:18 GMT -5
*TAFKA walks out of the building holding his neck after the brutal Money in the Bank ladder match on NiteRaw. In doing so, he passes a dumpster. Suddenly he see something flashing from inside the dumpster. Curious, he goes over to look a little closer and finds not one but TWO championship belts smelling a little of smoke with their straps a little burnt. TAFKA lift up both belts to examine them a little further. He sees the word "hardcore" inscribed on one, and "real" on the other.* I guess tonight wasn't a total blowout. Amigo can have his World title, TromboneMan can have his briefcase and Providence and Justice can wear those tag belts with glee... but none of them have THESE. The two, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, most beautiful championship belts I have ever seen. They smell of prestige and I shall wear them with pride, as I declare myself the Hardcore champion of not just the WWCF, but THE WORLD! *TAFKA throws the belts over his right shoulder and gets into his limousine and leaves.* WWCF 24/1 Hardcore Champion- The Tank Title History- The Tank on 9/29/08 at Gookermania 1 Tyfo89 = won on 9/22/08 on NiteRaw Buggy The Clown = won on 9/15/08 on NiteRaw Cthulhu aka Providence = won on 9/8/2008 on NiteRaw Buggy The Clown = won on 9/1/08 on NiteRaw I'm confused. Surely I'm the Undisputed Hardcore champion? I invoked the Hacksaw Jim Duggan rule damnit!
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Post by The Tank on Oct 1, 2008 10:25:47 GMT -5
I'm confused. Surely I'm the Undisputed Hardcore champion? I invoked the Hacksaw Jim Duggan rule damnit! This is correct. I vacated the title practically immediately after winning it. I don't care about the Hardcore Championship anymore. That was the whole point of this whole thing. I had to do the crazy swerve.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 1, 2008 10:39:05 GMT -5
I'm confused. Surely I'm the Undisputed Hardcore champion? I invoked the Hacksaw Jim Duggan rule damnit! This is correct. I vacated the title practically immediately after winning it. I don't care about the Hardcore Championship anymore. That was the whole point of this whole thing. I had to do the crazy swerve. Damn you Tank. AFter all that time of claiming to be the Hardcore Champ. lol Technically Tank is still the Hardcore Champ till this Monday. We will go under regular 24/1 rules then with the last person pinning the right person who has the belt winning. BTW here is the card so far TRIPLE THREAT MONSTERS BALL MATCHEvil Masked wordlifeecw vs. Providence vs. One Doley Nation Tag Team MatchTank & MYSTERY PARTNER? vs. Seth & MYSTERY PARTNER? Flaming Barbed Wire Death Match(IF LITTLENIATCH ACCEPTS) MiLo Duck VS littlenaitch Tromeboneweight Championship Match (If Motor Colt Makes Weight) TromeboneMan (c) vs. Motor Colt Uncle Seth's Neighborhood with Guest TBA
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2008 10:57:12 GMT -5
I'd like to make a request for the Triple Threat. Providence and I are both monsters, and Doley is a bit out there, so how 'bout we spice it up a bit? Since this will be the first NiteRaw of October, and Halloween is in October, let's make this a MONSTER'S BALL MATCH!!! For those who are unfamiliar with this match, each of us will be locked up in complete darkness, with no food or water for 24 hours prior to the match. Then we get thrown in the ring and it's no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere until we have a winner. Just to make things a little more interesting. Well... I don't know about Doley but I accept your challenge! However, starving ourselves in the dark doesn't seem so high in the ladder when you've got someone like MiLo Duck challenging Tyfo and the Family to a flaming barbed wire death match, you know? Since the fight's already no-holds-barred, how about be bring our own weapons, just to show the crowd a treat to remember us by? "Yeah, that's fine, you can bring weapons. The only weapons I need are this *holds up right hand* and this. *holds up left hand* Monday night, it's party time. *Evil laugh*"
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Post by Above Average on Oct 1, 2008 12:34:58 GMT -5
This is correct. I vacated the title practically immediately after winning it. I don't care about the Hardcore Championship anymore. That was the whole point of this whole thing. I had to do the crazy swerve. Damn you Tank. AFter all that time of claiming to be the Hardcore Champ. lol Technically Tank is still the Hardcore Champ till this Monday. We will go under regular 24/1 rules then with the last person pinning the right person who has the belt winning. BTW here is the card so far TRIPLE THREAT MONSTERS BALL MATCHEvil Masked wordlifeecw vs. Providence vs. One Doley Nation Tag Team MatchTank & MYSTERY PARTNER? vs. Seth & MYSTERY PARTNER? Flaming Barbed Wire Death Match(IF LITTLENIATCH ACCEPTS) MiLo Duck VS littlenaitch Tromeboneweight Championship Match (If Motor Colt Makes Weight) TromeboneMan (c) vs. Motor Colt Uncle Seth's Neighborhood with Guest TBA Tank is still Hardcore champ?! What?! But... he threw the belts in the dumpster... I... I collected them... haven't you heard of the Jim Duggan rule?! I'm the Hardcore champion damnit!
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Post by The Tank on Oct 1, 2008 12:40:28 GMT -5
Damn you Tank. AFter all that time of claiming to be the Hardcore Champ. lol Technically Tank is still the Hardcore Champ till this Monday. We will go under regular 24/1 rules then with the last person pinning the right person who has the belt winning. BTW here is the card so far TRIPLE THREAT MONSTERS BALL MATCHEvil Masked wordlifeecw vs. Providence vs. One Doley Nation Tag Team MatchTank & MYSTERY PARTNER? vs. Seth & MYSTERY PARTNER? Flaming Barbed Wire Death Match(IF LITTLENIATCH ACCEPTS) MiLo Duck VS littlenaitch Tromeboneweight Championship Match (If Motor Colt Makes Weight) TromeboneMan (c) vs. Motor Colt Uncle Seth's Neighborhood with Guest TBA Tank is still Hardcore champ?! What?! But... he threw the belts in the dumpster... I... I collected them... haven't you heard of the Jim Duggan rule?! I'm the Hardcore champion damnit! Hell, I didn't just throw them in the trash, I BURNED those titles. I do not want the Hardcore Championship or anything related to it anymore. TAFKA is Hardcore Champion as far as I'm concerned. So, when the show starts, people start attacking him, alright? I've got a match to get ready for.
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 1, 2008 14:25:41 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch in a gym getting a work out in when he notices the camera.
So I see that that stupid duck wants a match against me in some barbaric match. Well first of all, I thought he challenged my tag team partner but if the duck wants me instead then I will more than gladly accept. The Family is on a roll right now as we control the higharchy of this company and it's only going to get better as the Southwest Connection is going to win what is rightfully ours and that is the world tag team championship! Now duck, you are going to regret ever asking for this flaming barbed wire match as I am going to torch you and turn you into a human bbq!!!
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Post by MiLo Duck on Oct 1, 2008 15:12:59 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch in a gym getting a work out in when he notices the camera.
So I see that that stupid duck wants a match against me in some barbaric match. Well first of all, I thought he challenged my tag team partner but if the duck wants me instead then I will more than gladly accept. The Family is on a roll right now as we control the hierarchy of this company and it's only going to get better as the Southwest Connection is going to win what is rightfully ours and that is the world tag team championship! Now duck, you are going to regret ever asking for this flaming barbed wire match as I am going to torch you and turn you into a human bbq!!! *camera shows MiLo walking through a park on a nice sunny day* You see, THIS, is wonderful. I'm glad to see Littlenaitch is picking up the gauntlet his timid partner has just been avoiding. It shows me that Littlenaitch is perhaps the only Family member that has any hint of bravery to him*MiLo is now walking through the playground and gently spins the merry-go-round* ...although I just don't know if you realize what you have become for me. *MiLo climbs the jungle gym and pulls out a length of barbed wire and a bottle of lighter fluid* You see now that I don't represent anything by means of the title that you fine young gentlemen have seen fit to help rob me of, but also the World Title that I would have likely won if not for you, I can only deal in the symbolic. *MiLo starts spraying the lighter fluid down around the base of the jungle gym and then proceeds to wrap the barbed wire around his forearms drawing blood* ...and that's what you are about to become Littlenaitch. A symbolic gesture, and much like the sacrificial lamb of old how swiftly does such innocence get stained with the very blood that once only served to give it life. *pulls out a Zippo and lights it* ...so this is even better don't you see. Now Tyfo gets to personally sit back and be witness to the fruits of his cowardice while I baptize Littlenaitch in blood and flame.*MiLo tosses lighter down setting the ground beneath him ablaze as he sits at the top of the jungle gym* I do so hope that you like what you see. Those of you who make it through will someday thank me. I only have your best interests in mind.*the camera pulls back while MiLo calmly smiles into it showing him perched high while the flames blaze below him*
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Oct 1, 2008 15:33:43 GMT -5
I would like to lay a challenge to TheSam08! Take me on, if you dare in a PLATYPUS SUIT MATCH
And on the next NiteRAW, Milo and I want our rematch!
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