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Post by Above Average on Sept 30, 2008 16:45:24 GMT -5
I would like to form a team with TromboneMan. The World champ (congrats on that) wanting to team with Mr. Money in the Bank - the man who could potentially win the title from him at any time. Tactical?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 16:48:11 GMT -5
I would like to form a team with TromboneMan. The World champ (congrats on that) wanting to team with Mr. Money in the Bank - the man who could potentially win the title from him at any time. Tactical? Thanks for the compliment. And I suppose you can think that, if you want.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 30, 2008 19:12:21 GMT -5
The World champ (congrats on that) wanting to team with Mr. Money in the Bank - the man who could potentially win the title from him at any time. Tactical? Thanks for the compliment. And I suppose you can think that, if you want. As long as the Family are fighting other people and not themselves. ;D And I'll post "The Sam's 3 Cents" in the next couple of hours.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 19:17:19 GMT -5
I dont have a member of this week's Uncle Seth's Neighborhood yet. How about Bob? PM me if you want to be a future guest....
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 19:19:16 GMT -5
PM me if you want to be a future guest.... I'm kind of tapped right now. Maybe next time.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 19:31:34 GMT -5
I was saying that to anyone.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 19:32:55 GMT -5
Also, I was thinking for this we me and Tank should compete against each other in a tag match where each of us either has partners from another feud or we both have mystery partners.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 30, 2008 20:53:02 GMT -5
Hello, my name is The Sam and this is my 3 cents. Why 3? Because I'm that much better than you.
If you missed Gookermania, then you're an idiot, but also you missed one of the most ground breaking, earth shaking, mind blowing MOMENTS! in WWCF history. But before I bring out my guest to discuss his actions, lets talk about Gookermania.
First off, congrats to my man TromboneMan for winning the Money in the Bank briefcase. Not only does that mean he can challenge the World champion anytime he wants to, but it proves that he is the greatest wrestler in that locker room. He overcame not just one or two wrestlers, he overcame an entire locker room to prove he is the best. And after winning the MITB match he could've taken the rest of the night off. BUT NO! He went out there one more time and successfully defended his Tromboneweight Title against the legendary Mexican wrestler, el Senor. And what a defense it was. A 5 star classic in my books, it is a wonder why D-Dave hasn't decided to induct TromboneMan into the WWCF Hall of Fame yet. But hell, a legend like TromboneMan can wait, in the meantime he has more opponents to defeat and more titles defend. Like next Monday, Motor Colt has challenged TromboneMan for the Tromboneweight title. And so on behalf of TromboneMan and myself, we will allow you a shot at the title. This Monday, TromboneMan vs Motor Colt for the Tromboneweight title. That is if Motor Colt can weigh 255 lbs 6 ounces in time.
Speaking of Title defenses. Tyfo vs Tank for the Hardcore championship. Now even though Tyfo didn't leave the match with the titles, he most certainly did NOT lose them. He dropped the title because he realized that the Hardcore division is too wishy washy. He realized that a man of such technical precision does not belong in the Hardcore division. And he also didn't want to embarrass The Tank in front of that Gookermania crowd. I mean, this is all that The Tank has in his life. He wasn't wrestling for WWCF he'd be back at the zoo eating bananas and picking lice off his friends.
Also, littlenaitch battled against Motor Colt and Evil Mask in an inferno TLC match. Now even though littlenaitch did....NOT win the match, he most certainly did not lose. Evil Mask won, Motor Colt lost. littlenaicth just happened to be in the gray area and everyone knows it. So where does this leave the Southwest Connection? Or as it's more appropriately known, The Greatest Tag Team in WWCF History? Well it appears at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, the SWC will face the NEW Tag Team champions, Providence & Justice. Now I don't hate P&J, because unlike Stryker Dork Silence they are actually going to man up and attempt to defend their tag Team titles against THE GREATEST TAG TEAM IN WWCF HISTORY! But remember this P&J. We may respect your decision to defend the god against us, but don't expect us to lie down and take the 1-2-3. Because we will do whatever it takes, to win those titles.
And finally, the biggest shock in Gookermania. The NEW WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, the first in history, has been revealed to be the NEWEST member of The Family. Now I could explain why he did, but I think it's better that he explained to you himself. Mr Amigo, come on up here. (J.S.A. steps into frame) John. S. Amigo, the stage is yours.
You know, a lot of people are asking me, "Why Amigo, did you join the Family?" Well, believe me, it wasn't 100% willing. You see, I'm a guy who likes to party, live it up, whatever you want to call it. But, I have this little skeleton in the closet. I'm not going to say what it is, but it exists. Eventually, a man you all know came to me with the promise that he would get rid of it. And sure enough, he did. But, it seems in the process of getting rid of one demon, I have received another. For his service, I had to pay my debt off. Thus, that is why I'm a Family member. But, I will try to find a positive in this, by defending the Title that I earned fair and square, and starting a team up with TromboneMan.
So there you have, The Family has a new tag team in it's ranks. And just like he said, he will defend that title fair and square....BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
I am The Sam, and I am (holds up Trombone title, MITB briefcase and World title) The manager of Champions.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2008 21:08:02 GMT -5
Also, I was thinking for this we me and Tank should compete against each other in a tag match where each of us either has partners from another feud or we both have mystery partners. The Tank is up for that. In fact, The Tank already has a friend who would be more than willing to team with him.Also, what the f*** was with that promo? An animal? Dude, I'm ripping off The Rock. Surely you can come up with something better. Or, at least something relevant...
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 30, 2008 21:20:27 GMT -5
Also, I was thinking for this we me and Tank should compete against each other in a tag match where each of us either has partners from another feud or we both have mystery partners. The Tank is up for that. In fact, The Tank already has a friend who would be more than willing to team with him.Also, what the f*** was with that promo? An animal? Dude, I'm ripping off The Rock. Surely you can come up with something better. Or, at least something relevant... It's cheap heat, and it works with my character because my character is the kind of putz that would use the lamest lines. If I said something incredibly witty and thoughtful than it would make the character look a lot smarter. Which he clearly isn't.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2008 21:25:38 GMT -5
The Tank is up for that. In fact, The Tank already has a friend who would be more than willing to team with him.Also, what the f*** was with that promo? An animal? Dude, I'm ripping off The Rock. Surely you can come up with something better. Or, at least something relevant... It's cheap heat, and it works with my character because my character is the kind of putz that would use the lamest lines. If I said something incredibly witty and thoughtful than it would make the character look a lot smarter. Which he clearly isn't. Yes, but......oh, I'm not going to waste time. I've got a match next week to get ready for, and I've got a title match to prepare for. Also, we need more managers as well as new tag teams. Just a thought.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 30, 2008 21:41:32 GMT -5
The Sam08, TromboneMan... I'll let you know I am a meer twinkie and pretzel away from qualifying for your "prestigious" title. However once I'm done with you, I would've kicked so much tar out of you, made you lose soo much blood that you wouldn't even be heavy enough to even qualify for your rematch. Once I win that title, there's going to be a very big decision made with it. One that I am sure you two won't like.
The Tank, it appears you have turned down my offer. That is ok, I'm fine with it, I mean I even said that I didn't expect anyone to accept my offer to join up and I knew someone as proud as yourself would refuse. Just be careful about what you say, because there may come a time where you do need that help, just watch what bridges you burn. The Story on Page One might not be there forever.
And as for the Gregory Helms reference? He is a friend of mine, and we have alot more in common than you'd think...
Now, The Tank might have declined my offer, however someone else has so far accepted it which leaves one last response I am waiting on. However we should be fine whether he accepts or not, he simply decides how much we'll embarass you.
Me and my new "Amigo" (who will be named later) are here, and The Sam08? Watch yourself, We are the Story on Page One and when we're done with you, you'll simply a blurb hidden under Homes and Lifestyles section!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2008 21:47:10 GMT -5
"I've thought about Motor-Colt's request to form an alliance to battle the Sam08 Family, and I've decided that... Colt is right. One man- even one EVIL man- is not enough. Therefore, I have agreed to form a tag team with Motor-Colt.
Colt has also invited my former tag team partner, Bob Schlapowitz, to join our team. I urge Bob to consider, as he would be a true asset to our team, and unlike TromboneMan, he's a LEGITIMATE future hall of famer.
TheSam08 and Amigo, you have no idea what you're in for now that you've officially declared war on Motor-Colt and myself. But don't worry guys, you're about to find out. *Evil laugh*"
OOC: And now I'm not sure if I was supposed to announce our partnership yet. Sorry, Colt.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 30, 2008 21:51:13 GMT -5
Nah it's cool Wordlife, you announcing it yourself makes it more impactful anyway
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 21:56:00 GMT -5
OOC: And now I'm not sure if I was supposed to announce our partnership yet. Sorry, Colt. *Inser Trombone "Wa-Wa-Wahhhhh" song*
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2008 21:57:47 GMT -5
There, Motor-Colt, ya happy? Your little story's comin' together. You don't need The Tank now.
Let's just make somethin' perfectly clear, Motor-Colt. Wordlifeecw: You two stay out of The Tank's way, and The Tank will stay out of your way. Just because you two and The Tank both want Sam08 and his flunkies out of this league doesn't mean you get to work with The Tank.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 21:57:57 GMT -5
Also, I was thinking for this we me and Tank should compete against each other in a tag match where each of us either has partners from another feud or we both have mystery partners. The Tank is up for that. In fact, The Tank already has a friend who would be more than willing to team with him.Also, what the f*** was with that promo? An animal? Dude, I'm ripping off The Rock. Surely you can come up with something better. Or, at least something relevant... Seth: Well....then I guess it is time for me to find a tag team partner. Hmmm.....who should I pick?OOC: Love the way the Tank-Seth feud is going.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 30, 2008 22:28:59 GMT -5
Nah it's cool Wordlife, you announcing it yourself makes it more impactful anyway So you guys are an official tag team now or just an alliance?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 30, 2008 22:47:11 GMT -5
Hey if anyone wants to request a match for next week's NiteRaw please do so ASAP or I will just put people in matches based off feuds I have seen.
EDIT- Also I've noticed a few posts where people have criticized others for using their character. Please keep the what I would call one step away from flaming down(people complaining about thier characters being used) and also don't use other people's characters in roleplays without their permission. This isn't directed at anybody I just wanted to make it clear so no flaming starts. Everyone is having fun and I would hate to see WWCF get shut down because of it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 22:48:46 GMT -5
Hey if anyone wants to request a match for next week's NiteRaw please do so ASAP or I will just put people in matches based off feuds I have seen. Tank & ????? vs. Seth & ??????.....furthering up the feud.
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