Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 0:01:19 GMT -5
Yeah, that's fair enough.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 30, 2008 0:02:11 GMT -5
After looking at that quote I posted, he said a Non-Title match. And I'm actually not sure if I'm one. Plus it's too soon to unmask me. I'm not mr. control freak or anything, but I've only done the masked thing for a couple months, and I'm not ready to risk unmasking. Okay you guys come up with something and I'll book the match for the NiteRaw after this coiming NiteRaw since you are in the Triple Threat Main Event next week.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2008 0:04:43 GMT -5
I'll let the Sam08 Family decide. Afterall, I doubt they'd try to screw me over or anything, would they?
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 30, 2008 0:41:12 GMT -5
How about, if John loses I be your slave for a week?
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 30, 2008 1:09:12 GMT -5
Motör-Colt here... First off I would like to congradulate my rival Wordlifeecw for his very hardfought victory at Gookermania.
Usually I keep you guys informed in the happenings of my WWCF through proffesional news articles. But I am here with a breaking story that simply can not wait to get the editors approval... The Sam08 Family.
I haven't been here for long, but for as long as I have been here The Sam08 and his family have been a thorn in my side, and not just in my side... but they've gone out of there way to make life in WWCF as unpleasant as possible, namely for me, The Tank, Wordlifeecw and now Bob.
Tyfo went out of his way to ruin The Tank's pride and after the main event Amigo turned on everyone when he revealed himself to be a part of the family and they unfairly ganged up on Bob. Wordlife and I tried our best to help, but the combined power of Tyfo, Littlenaitch, World Champ Amigo, Mr. MITB TromboneMan and The Sam08 simply was too much against 3 tired men.
I will admit, the family are good wrestlers however they do not understand the pride of the sport. It seems anything they do is immediately tainted, and if it isn't? They taint it. Already the first ever WWCF World Title reign will be considered a disgrace.
I have personally got into the face of The Sam08 himself on more than one occasion, but aslong as his has his four pets with him there is only so much I can do. So Bob, The Tank, Wordlifeecw... I am asking you guys to join me to help bring honor and pride back into The World WrestleCrap Federation. I am not asking for this to be a permanent thing, I am not expecting anyone to jump at the idea... but something NEEDS to be done about this family and I don't think one man can do it alone.
I have already layed down a challenge to The Sam08 to face off with TromboneMan one on one on the next NiteRaw, but there are still 4 other members to worry about.
So guys, together we can stop the family... together we can be... The Story on Page One.
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Post by TromboneMan on Sept 30, 2008 2:33:35 GMT -5
*Youtube Video* Motör-Colt here... First off I would like to congradulate my rival Wordlifeecw for his very hardfought victory at Gookermania.
Usually I keep you guys informed in the happenings of my WWCF through proffesional news articles. But I am here with a breaking story that simply can not wait to get the editors approval... The Sam08 Family.
I haven't been here for long, but for as long as I have been here The Sam08 and his family have been a thorn in my side, and not just in my side... but they've gone out of there way to make life in WWCF as unpleasant as possible, namely for me, The Tank, Wordlifeecw and now Bob.
Tyfo went out of his way to ruin The Tank's pride and after the main event Amigo turned on everyone when he revealed himself to be a part of the family and they unfairly ganged up on Bob. Wordlife and I tried our best to help, but the combined power of Tyfo, Littlenaitch, World Champ Amigo, Mr. MITB TromboneMan and The Sam08 simply was too much against 3 tired men.
I will admit, the family are good wrestlers however they do not understand the pride of the sport. It seems anything they do is immediately tainted, and if it isn't? They taint it. Already the first ever WWCF World Title reign will be considered a disgrace.
I have personally got into the face of The Sam08 himself on more than one occasion, but aslong as his has his four pets with him there is only so much I can do. So Bob, The Tank, Wordlifeecw... I am asking you guys to join me to help bring honor and pride back into The World WrestleCrap Federation. I am not asking for this to be a permanent thing, I am not expecting anyone to jump at the idea... but something NEEDS to be done about this family and I don't think one man can do it alone.
I have already layed down a challenge to The Sam08 to face off with TromboneMan one on one on the next NiteRaw, but there are still 4 other members to worry about.
So guys, together we can stop the family... together we can be... The Story on Page One.*Youtube Video*
*TromboneMan comes almost flying out of the curtains, TromboneWeight Title around his waist, Money In The Bank breifcase in one hand, and his trusty Conn 88H trombone in the other. While he's dacing away to his entrance music towards the ring, the camera picks up TM uttering the same words over and over:
"Yeah! I'm on top of the freakin' world, Baby!"
TromboneMan slowly takes his time getting into the ring as the music of the Glenn Miller Orchestra fades out. TM puts his MITB Breifcase down to the corner of the ring and grabs a microphone from next to the announcer's area. TM looks to Motör-Colt with nothing but a huge smile on his face.*
TM: Woah woah woah woah WOAH, baby. At first I thought you were just kidding, but you actually want a shot at the Sam08 Family and myself? Let me put it this way, there's a reason why I am the greatest singles wrestler on this roster, and you're not. I got the Belt and the Briefcase to prove it. I have been on the greatest roll of my life lately, and you think you'll be the one who can stop me? Hell, nobody can stop me!
The Sam08 Family is where it's at at the WWCF right now. We got the skills, we got the belts, and we got Sam08. You might think that all we have are a few underhanded tactics here and there, but that's all the name of the game! That's how you become a champion and stay on top.
You've challenged me to a match for the TromboneWeight title, but as far as I'm concerned, Colt, if you aren't in my weight class, you aren't even in my league! Now I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the ring so the rest of the Sam08 family can get up here to celebrate out success. Nobody can stop us!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 30, 2008 8:40:37 GMT -5
Stryker Duck Silence! We want our belts back! REMATCH! Duck on a pole match! Losers split forever!
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 30, 2008 9:02:57 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Mic Stand, Madman Szalinski. We had an excellent show last night at GookerMania. The fowl of foul would be proud, I believe. We have a new world champion and he is a member of the Family, a stable of guys who have established themselves as the top brass of the roster. We also finally united the two Hardcore titles, although neither means a whole lot to the champ apparently. And oh yeah, I'm sure somebody vomited at the afterparty.
The question is, who will rise to topple the Family? Who will step up to save the Hardcore division? Will the new weight class thrive, survive, or just flat out suck? Did anybody even notice my retirement and switch to the official WWCF Mic Stand? Can you really catch salmonella from f***ing a chicken in the ass?
We'll have to tune into NiteRaw to find out. Until then, this is Madman Szalinski saying so long and remember...don't put Twinkies on your pizza.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2008 9:16:00 GMT -5
The Story on Page One? Heh, that's pretty clever, Motor-Colt, considering the whole "reporter" thing. Hey, reporter. That makes The Tank think of another reporter in wrestlin'. Gregory Helms, Daily Bugle. Ever hear of him, Motor-Colt? Or is he one of your super-buddies at night?
Motor-Colt, you can take your group, you can take your offer, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and...you know where The Tank is going with this.
The Tank works alone. There's only one friend The Tank has in this business, and in this company. And considering that THAT group is out of the question, The Tank's just gonna keep on flyin' solo for a while.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 30, 2008 10:05:19 GMT -5
Stryker Duck Silence! We want our belts back! REMATCH! Duck on a pole match! Losers split forever! You and the Duck will just have to get in line. It's The Southwest Connection's time to shine in the tag team division. We have the shot next month at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. It would have been against you, but, you blew it!
Back of the line!
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 30, 2008 10:27:26 GMT -5
Okay we have our main event for next week. The Triple Threat Match will consist of One Doley Nation VS Evil Masked Wordlifeecw VS Cthulhu aka Providence. Whoever wins will get into the Triple Threat Match at NOTWZ
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2008 10:49:45 GMT -5
Also, the first match of the co-main event has officially been agreed on by D-Dayve and the participants.
For #1 Contendership at the November PPV, it will be yours truly, The Tank taking on Seth Drakin in a Last Man Standing match.
First person to 4 votes is still standing. If the other person doesn't get up after 10 minutes of the fourth vote (meaning, someone doesn't say something along the lines of "HE'S GETTING BACK UP!"), then the person who won the vote wins the match and the title shot.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 30, 2008 11:47:02 GMT -5
Stryker Duck Silence! We want our belts back! REMATCH! Duck on a pole match! Losers split forever! You and the Duck will just have to get in line. It's The Southwest Connection's time to shine in the tag team division. We have the shot next month at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. It would have been against you, but, you blew it!
Back of the line! Rematch clause BEE-OTCH!!!
Seriously though, ya'all still have your title shot at the PPV, we just want our rematch at the next NiteRAW.
Book it Dave-O!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 30, 2008 11:53:28 GMT -5
You and the Duck will just have to get in line. It's The Southwest Connection's time to shine in the tag team division. We have the shot next month at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. It would have been against you, but, you blew it!
Back of the line! Rematch clause BEE-OTCH!!!
Seriously though, ya'all still have your title shot at the PPV, we just want our rematch at the next NiteRAW.
Book it Dave-O! DANG STRAIGHT!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 30, 2008 12:01:22 GMT -5
*TAFKA walks out of the building holding his neck after the brutal Money in the Bank ladder match on NiteRaw. In doing so, he passes a dumpster. Suddenly he see something flashing from inside the dumpster. Curious, he goes over to look a little closer and finds not one but TWO championship belts smelling a little of smoke with their straps a little burnt. TAFKA lift up both belts to examine them a little further. He sees the word "hardcore" inscribed on one, and "real" on the other.*
I guess tonight wasn't a total blowout. Amigo can have his World title, TromboneMan can have his briefcase and Providence and Justice can wear those tag belts with glee... but none of them have THESE. The two, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, most beautiful championship belts I have ever seen. They smell of prestige and I shall wear them with pride, as I declare myself the Hardcore champion of not just the WWCF, but THE WORLD!
*TAFKA throws the belts over his right shoulder and gets into his limousine and leaves.*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2008 13:38:13 GMT -5
How about, if John loses I be your slave for a week? "Now that is quite an enticing offer. Already I can imagine the fun I'll have with you. You guys are on. In two weeks time, John S. Amigo V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw. If I win, The Sam08 is my slave for a week. However, should I lose, I'll work for Amigo and TheSam08 Family for... you know what? It doesn't matter how long, because there's way I'm losing to Amigo twice. I'm gonna prove I can beat you in a non-title match, and at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, I'll beat you again, and only then, I'll be taking your title with me. *Evil laugh*"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 30, 2008 16:29:40 GMT -5
I dont have a member of this week's Uncle Seth's Neighborhood yet.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 16:31:27 GMT -5
I dont have a member of this week's Uncle Seth's Neighborhood yet. How about Bob?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 30, 2008 16:38:40 GMT -5
Rematch clause BEE-OTCH!!!
Seriously though, ya'all still have your title shot at the PPV, we just want our rematch at the next NiteRAW.
Book it Dave-O! DANG STRAIGHT! Yeah you guys get a shot at your titles again but it will be after Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. Next week I'm doing another PM me for Triple Threat Qualifier for Zombies for the World Title so either of you guys can do that in the mean time. We really need to get some more tag teams. Right now there is only three which is okay but if anyone wants to go ahead and start a team because the division is pretty small right now so you got a good shot if you can get a good gimmick.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 30, 2008 16:42:31 GMT -5
I would like to form a team with TromboneMan.
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