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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 25, 2008 10:09:01 GMT -5
Kinda self-explanatory: post as silly/useless question, and the next poster answers it honestly and seriously. After that the poster asks a silly question too*.
*Yes, I'm very bored.
Anyhoo, question: If you drop food on the floor, how many seconds does it take before you decide that eating it is gross?
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Post by skakid57 on Oct 25, 2008 11:19:15 GMT -5
I let food go on the floor, maybe just a little longer than the normal person. Especially since I know I clean my floors regularly.
If you've just gone to bed at night and you're just about asleep and feel like you could take a dump, do you get up and go or just fall asleep?? Why or why not?
Edit= The hard part of this is coming up with another question!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Oct 25, 2008 14:07:46 GMT -5
It is advised that you go to the bathroom before you fall asleep. Otherwise, you may wake up and find that you have either a tremendous backache or have messed your sheets.
What would happen if I put weasels in my pants?
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Oct 25, 2008 14:09:58 GMT -5
7 out of 10 doctors advise against putting weasels in your trousers, for it may lead to abrasions and contusions.
What is the appropriate side dish and wine to serve with greased weasel on a bun?
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Oct 25, 2008 17:42:56 GMT -5
A garden salad and a nice Merlot.
Your significant other wants to trade underwear with you for a week, how do you go about doing this?
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Post by Throwback on Oct 25, 2008 19:20:27 GMT -5
get some scissors and start cutting. Advise the woman that the little flap is handy for holding lipstick
knowing that people turn blue when they can't breath. what color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Oct 25, 2008 19:22:26 GMT -5
A Strange mix of Grey and Purple.
exactly How much wood Can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 25, 2008 19:25:58 GMT -5
Depends on how much the Woodchuck can bench press.
So if the Moon is made of Cheese. What kind of cheese is it made of?
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Don Corleone
BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN
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Post by sryans on Oct 25, 2008 19:31:31 GMT -5
The moon isn't made out of cheese.
Why are they called M&Ms?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2008 19:30:31 GMT -5
Gouda.
Which would make a better pet, a werewolve or a vampire bat, and why?
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Post by Throwback on Oct 25, 2008 19:35:29 GMT -5
1. a vampire bat. because you could kill it easier when t gets out of hand.
2. because C&C is a music factory
how does the thin ice sign get on the lake?
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Post by cruiserfan on Oct 25, 2008 19:43:24 GMT -5
Someone puts it there.
They say "don't eat yellow snow", but who eats ANY kind of snow?
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Post by Throwback on Oct 25, 2008 19:53:02 GMT -5
As a Canadian I'll tell ya. I've eaten quite a lot of snow in my day.
Why do they press seat belt safety in school then stick you on a bus with metal seats and no belts everyday?
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Oct 25, 2008 20:31:39 GMT -5
To make sure you're paying attention. Since nobody else has pointed out the irony I guess nobody is.
Has Chuck Norris ever cried? Ever? Even when CD died? Even when Trivette's in a coma? If he's chopping up an entire bag of onions in one sitting? EVER?
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Oct 25, 2008 21:49:35 GMT -5
No comment.
How many AC Moore employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Oct 25, 2008 21:56:31 GMT -5
It depends on whether or not their contracts allow it.The amount can vary.
What's the difference between Jerry Sizzler and Jerry Sizzler?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 25, 2008 23:16:42 GMT -5
One has a blonde wig and one a brunette wig, I don't know (It's been a while since I've seen that show, so pardon my ignorance)
What do they got that I ain't got?
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Oct 26, 2008 0:26:28 GMT -5
A: A Red Lobster never ending shrimp plastter
Q: Beyonce, Kelly Rowland or ....the other one? .
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Team Rocket
Fat f*** of Fail
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Post by keithsells on Oct 26, 2008 0:44:51 GMT -5
A: A Red Lobster never ending shrimp plastter Q: Beyonce, Kelly Rowland or ....the other one? . Beyonce. When was the last time you saw a girl naked in person?
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Oct 26, 2008 1:04:54 GMT -5
A: A Red Lobster never ending shrimp plastter Q: Beyonce, Kelly Rowland or ....the other one? . Beyonce. When was the last time you saw a girl naked in person? Fully naked? Sadly, when I was seven. It was my twelve year old neighbor, who had me do naughty things to her. Why do bad things always happen to good people?
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