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Post by Silent Brad on Nov 13, 2008 17:27:02 GMT -5
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Post by Secret Clown on Nov 13, 2008 17:54:02 GMT -5
Are you a skilled mechanic?
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Post by Silent Brad on Nov 13, 2008 17:59:02 GMT -5
Are you a skilled mechanic? I took shop class in high school. Is that enough?
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Nov 13, 2008 18:02:59 GMT -5
OK, I admit it, you got me.
I was all set to give you this huge speech, and then you swerved me.
Well played.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Nov 13, 2008 18:06:55 GMT -5
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Sinestro
Samurai Cop
I wonder how many words I can fit in this spot. Probably not many, but maybe a few. Yeah that many
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Post by Sinestro on Nov 13, 2008 18:10:47 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] &[/glow] For you sir!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2008 18:15:59 GMT -5
I was gonna tell you that I can offer you absolutely NO advice on what to do about a cheating wife...Mine lasted 3 days before she cheated...so yeah you suck for swerving me
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Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Nov 13, 2008 19:40:40 GMT -5
Epic!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 13, 2008 19:43:16 GMT -5
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 13, 2008 19:43:56 GMT -5
Well done, sir. Got a good laugh out of that.
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Post by marvelocity on Nov 13, 2008 20:50:42 GMT -5
Yes, I think you should take your wife back to the dealer.
That was the question, right?
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 13, 2008 20:51:34 GMT -5
Damn you.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Nov 13, 2008 21:07:16 GMT -5
Wait, wait wait! Your wife's valve covers are leaking
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Post by pazfan on Nov 13, 2008 21:25:41 GMT -5
10/10
Fantastic
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Post by Insomniac on Nov 13, 2008 22:06:31 GMT -5
This may be my favorite post ever. Thank you so much for that.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Nov 13, 2008 22:24:48 GMT -5
Best. Post. Ever.
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Post by Caglar13 on Nov 13, 2008 22:45:05 GMT -5
I have been swerved. I bow down to you sir.
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Post by demolitionfan on Nov 14, 2008 0:32:48 GMT -5
Very Nice!
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Nov 14, 2008 0:39:33 GMT -5
Russo Swerve?
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 14, 2008 2:18:55 GMT -5
Nope, this made sense and it worked. Bizarro Russo maybe.
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