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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 14, 2008 2:45:12 GMT -5
I only read the first few sentences but it's obvious that you're just not man enough to satisfy a woman. Your wife is cheating, in fact she's cheating with me, Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff, and Mary Steenburgen. I'm sorry, but if you just understood your wife's needs a little better. Like her affinity for banana pudding.
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Post by TripleMerc on Nov 14, 2008 2:50:52 GMT -5
Old, but good.
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EAT IT
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by EAT IT on Nov 14, 2008 3:13:26 GMT -5
Nicely done.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
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Post by icansleep on Nov 14, 2008 8:07:50 GMT -5
I only read the first few sentences but it's obvious that you're just not man enough to satisfy a woman. Your wife is cheating, in fact she's cheating with me, Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff, and Mary Steenburgen. I'm sorry, but if you just understood your wife's needs a little better. Like her affinity for banana pudding. Somebody's a fan of Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.
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Post by Jobes on Nov 14, 2008 9:45:52 GMT -5
I only read the first few sentences but it's obvious that you're just not man enough to satisfy a woman. Your wife is cheating, in fact she's cheating with me, Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff, and Mary Steenburgen. I'm sorry, but if you just understood your wife's needs a little better. Like her affinity for banana pudding. Why don't you get on your knees and tell me you love me?
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darthalexander
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Post by darthalexander on Nov 14, 2008 11:28:16 GMT -5
I was starting to feel bad for you and thinking about what I could say in a reply.
Well played sir, well played.
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Post by royboy8 on Nov 14, 2008 12:53:38 GMT -5
"I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her."
This is the tell tale sign for me that your wife is bangin another man. When I cheated on a past girlfriend I would freak out whenever she even came towards my phone. Now, that I have been loyal to my current girlfriend and am happy yada yada, I could care less if she checks my phone for the time or needs it to make a call etc. Sorry man, this sounds obvious.
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Post by markdown474 on Nov 14, 2008 13:32:12 GMT -5
Easily wins post of the day, possibly week, month, year...
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Post by royboy8 on Nov 14, 2008 15:30:08 GMT -5
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Wow, I just got it now. Man, I'm gonna go burn my Masters Degree now
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 14, 2008 16:21:21 GMT -5
That is a classic!
Well done on swerving everyone. You even had me going until you mentioned the motorcycle, then I realized I've read this one before!
However, you win the internet for the day!
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 14, 2008 17:52:35 GMT -5
This thread rules.
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Post by Silent Brad on Nov 14, 2008 18:16:38 GMT -5
I'd like to thank the academy.
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