Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2008 9:20:03 GMT -5
Got my dog and sixpack inside of my truck
my wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
there's a deer in my headlights, though it may be a sin
I'm gonna motor and run over him
It's a roadkill Christmas, innocent cretins arise
It's a roadkill Christmas, cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
she loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's when he darn woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rearview mirror
my wife was a wrestling with a mad deer
It's a roadkill Christmas, she had 50 pounds over him
It's a roadkill Christmas, it was no time til she had him pinned
by the time we got home he was her pet
that night he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night in the back of my truck
but I had some beer, so I didnt give a...darn
a couple days later I made him a deal
if he worked for me then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then
I plugged the tv cable into his rear end
It's a roadkill Christmas, every sunday he is up on my roof
It's a roadkill Christmas, I get Nascar and the NFL too
It's a roadkill Christmas, that dumb deer changed my life
It's a roadkill Christmas, next time I run over my wife
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Nov 15, 2008 11:03:27 GMT -5
I like some of the others classics.
Dominic The Donkey, Must Have Been Old Santa Claus, Silent Night, Away in a Manger, O Come All Ye Faithful, Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (nat king cole version).
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 15, 2008 11:05:38 GMT -5
I like the "batman smells" and "Reading win away" versions of jingle bells.
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sukashii
Mike the Goon
Know Your Rights!
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Post by sukashii on Nov 15, 2008 11:16:39 GMT -5
That punk band the Dickies did some good Christmas covers of the classics such as "Silent Night".
I also enjoy Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
The extra gory version is BEST!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Nov 15, 2008 11:43:50 GMT -5
What's the song they sing in the shower scene of Elf?
That's my pick.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 15, 2008 13:27:38 GMT -5
Someday At Christmas - Stevie Wonder
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Nov 15, 2008 13:43:14 GMT -5
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Post by Alucard on Nov 15, 2008 14:25:12 GMT -5
That wasn't "Simpsons Christmas Boogie".
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Post by Throwback on Nov 15, 2008 14:35:09 GMT -5
That punk band the Dickies did some good Christmas covers of the classics such as "Silent Night". I also enjoy Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" The extra gory version is BEST! |
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 15, 2008 15:59:20 GMT -5
"Lo, a rose is growing!" Although, it's technically more of a Advent Hymn.
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
Posts: 3,740
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Post by Thrillho on Nov 15, 2008 16:04:46 GMT -5
Shave the balls on Uncle Charlie, fa la la la la, la la la la
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Nov 15, 2008 16:06:40 GMT -5
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Post by shiranui on Nov 15, 2008 16:13:55 GMT -5
Walking in the Air.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
Posts: 5,619
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Post by Rube on Nov 15, 2008 16:44:10 GMT -5
Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year by Tiny Tim.  |
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AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
Member of The Bluetista Buyers Club
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Nov 15, 2008 18:14:53 GMT -5
Mrs. Claus by Size 14
I didn't mean to do it, she was looking so damn fine
We were just talking, it must have been your wine
Cos then we started kissing
I put my hand right up her dress
I laid her under the mistletoe
You can figure out the rest!
And if you're wondering
Why there ain't no presents in my neighbourhood
It's cos I f***ed Mrs. Claus, and I f***ed her good!
A couple days later, I got a message on the phone
Saying "Come on over, cos Santa isn't home"
So I drove up to the North Pole
Ahe was looking like a dream
I put her up on the kitchen counter
I gave her my size 14!
And now Santa's pissed
But you know I wouldn't change it if I could
Cos I f***ed Mrs. Claus, and I f***ed her good!
One night it got a little crazy
We did it right in front of the Elves
They were singing "Santa Claus is coming to town"
But I was coming in something else!
If you're wondering why that bloated bastard
Never comes to Hollywood...
I f***ed Mrs. Claus, whoa I f***ed Mrs. Claus
I f***ed Mrs. Claus, and I f***ed her good
I f***ed Mrs. Claus, and I f***ed her good
I f***ed Mrs. Claus... and I made her come!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 15, 2008 19:03:44 GMT -5
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Vengeance Of War
Bubba Ho-Tep
You say you want everyone happy? Well...we're not laughing.
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Post by Vengeance Of War on Nov 15, 2008 19:14:59 GMT -5
(Here thar be cussin'.)
Thread over.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 15, 2008 20:11:14 GMT -5
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer.....in a tree.
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Post by thesarsvolta on Nov 15, 2008 21:19:25 GMT -5
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Nov 15, 2008 21:34:48 GMT -5
If I could find a link, I would post Holy Shit it's Christmas by Red Peters or I'll be stoned for Christmas by John Valby. Now those are some darned good Christmas songs ...
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