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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 21, 2008 12:27:13 GMT -5
Seriously, what would the trailer be like? Would there be an actual coherent plot or would it be something between Monty Python sketches and something a deranged monkey wrote? Will there be extra features in the DVD, as well? These kinds of questions keep me awake before falling asleep...
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Nov 21, 2008 12:36:20 GMT -5
Someone would be forced to drink Ipecac for the entertainment value.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 22, 2008 1:24:29 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey.  |
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 22, 2008 1:27:20 GMT -5
I once wrote Wrestlecrap: The Movie. No one in the existence of this forum remembers it.
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Post by thelesserevil on Nov 22, 2008 1:28:38 GMT -5
I don't know about off topic but this would be a WC movie.
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Post by Strotha on Nov 22, 2008 1:29:09 GMT -5
Someone would be forced to drink Ipecac for the entertainment value. Ooh, I wanna do it! |
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Post by DSR on Nov 22, 2008 1:30:14 GMT -5
I once wrote Wrestlecrap: The Movie. No one in the existence of this forum remembers it. But everyone remembers Ghetto PI. And by everyone, I mean me. I f***ing remember it.  |
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Post by Claw died on Nov 22, 2008 1:33:53 GMT -5
I would have 3-4 full frontal nude scenes.
My junk all flappin' around in the wind.
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Post by DSR on Nov 22, 2008 1:37:57 GMT -5
I would have 3-4 full frontal nude scenes. My junk all flappin' around in the wind. Worst movie ever released...until whatever comes out next week. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2008 1:41:10 GMT -5
Probably just bunch of who is better polls and tournaments...
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 22, 2008 1:41:44 GMT -5
I once wrote Wrestlecrap: The Movie. No one in the existence of this forum remembers it. But everyone remembers Ghetto PI. And by everyone, I mean me. I f***ing remember it. See now, if A-Bomb still posted, I'd bring back Ghetto P.I. Without the star, its just not the same, y'know? |
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Post by Claw died on Nov 22, 2008 1:41:51 GMT -5
I would have 3-4 full frontal nude scenes. My junk all flappin' around in the wind. Worst movie ever released...until whatever comes out next week. It'll be done very tastefully. Me standing all triumphant on the summit of a craggy mountain. Wearing nothing but a scarf. A didgeridoo plays quietly in the background. It is dusk. |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Nov 22, 2008 1:47:06 GMT -5
It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. (hopes said donkey doesn't have a heinie troll) |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 22, 2008 1:48:59 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. What about those who are colored purple, since the mods are green...? |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 22, 2008 1:50:33 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. What about those who are colored purple, since the mods are green...? They are the banished mods. They live a hermit existance in exile. |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 22, 2008 1:52:06 GMT -5
Also, this is COMPLETELY off topic, but I JUST noticed this.....Cthulhu...why do you have the symbol for Black Magic from Magic: The Gathering as your avy?
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Post by Claw died on Nov 22, 2008 1:52:57 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. 4 words. Needs more Claw junk. |
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Post by Paul Servo on Nov 22, 2008 2:32:48 GMT -5
Yeah that plot sounds good and all, but what part do I play?
Am I the ladies man that I am off the boards?
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Post by Strotha on Nov 22, 2008 2:44:28 GMT -5
I wanna be in the movie too!Just kill me off in the first scene, I'll be a good sport.
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 22, 2008 2:51:52 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. Am I Sam the Wizard  Can I have a sassy alien buddy that only I can see that gives me sassy advice like "That's what I call a BAD Thursday!" Put it on a T-shirt, kids will love him. |
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