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Post by Cela on Nov 22, 2008 4:35:02 GMT -5
In a world where nothing is as it seems
Where cruel moderators rule with an iron fist
And freedom of thought is stifled in order for everything to remain pleasant.
There was a small group that could take no more and rebelled against the tyranny of the mods
This is a tale of their struggle, and their subsequent banning.
Coming this fall from Lionsgate Studios: Wrestlecrapped Out.
Only freedom is off topic
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 22, 2008 5:42:49 GMT -5
Madison Carter thought he had it all, until (record scratch) he started a wrestling forum. Now he has to put a headlock on trolls and piledrive his way through leet speak. Rob Schneider is "The Mod"
Rated PG-13.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 22, 2008 7:11:26 GMT -5
Also, this is COMPLETELY off topic, but I JUST noticed this.....Cthulhu...why do you have the symbol for Black Magic from Magic: The Gathering as your avy? I used to play Magic during High School -- I was an okay player, but I stopped during the first year of college. Also, I'm evil. Very, very evil -- or at the very least the secret boss that's really hard to kill. Sometimes I use an inverted color version -- still evil, though.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Nov 22, 2008 9:16:41 GMT -5
Can I be the ballader man like in something about mary. playing the theme songs of life?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 22, 2008 10:27:11 GMT -5
It would go like this: There is an elite group of kings known as "The Mods" who rule the Wrestlecrap Kingdom. Their skin is green and they have the power to erase history and banish citizens from the Kingdom for speaking about politics, religion or if they are caught naked or swearing. These things are prohibited from the Kingdom. Their lust for power has grown to unfathomable levels. They've become corrupted by an evil, power-hungry force known simply as "The Snorking." The Kingdom is in threat of collapsing by Its most corrupt King, the pigbeast Cornfed. He proposes the banishing and beheading of innocent citizens for the sole purpose that he wants all of the kingdoms women to himself. This includes the Kingdom's fairest Maiden, Roxie. There are only a select few citizens who can fight back and stop the evil Mods from destroying the Kingdom. A donkey known as Banjo, the ninja Eve, the Knight Aaron Maiden, Stryker the robot, Erisi the fairy, Kitsune the fox, Sam the Wizard, Koda the Alchemist, the dancing man Booty Disciple and Grendel the token black guy. Together they fight against the corrupt mods and though they don't all make it, eventually Banjo succeeds and beocmes the new king of the Wresltecrap Kingdom with his queen Roxie by his side. And they totally do sex with each other. Yup, completely totally give each other sex. Rated-R boobies and asscheeks. And then at the very end Ernest Borgnine's head blows up like that guy in Scanners. It would be titled "Stevie Get Your Finger Out of There: The Wrestlecrap Movie" and would be Rated-R for Violence, Gore, and Graphic Sexual Content between a woman and a donkey. Can I be in the movie? I'll be J-El the Square-Wad. Go ahead and kill me in the opening 5 minutes, I won't care. You know what else this movie needs? Fry's dog. When do we want it? Fry's dog.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Nov 22, 2008 13:31:01 GMT -5
If there are groups in the movie i'd be the guy who has been here a while and has accomplished nothing.
I'd be in the background somewhere, maybe i'd do something minor in the middle.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 22, 2008 14:28:38 GMT -5
If off-topic was a movie, I would be the guy standing in the background that no one talks to. But every few minutes when some form of discussion comes up, I would yell out, and hope people hear me.
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