FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 18, 2009 21:32:13 GMT -5
The kite comes crashing into the ring after there is no wind in the arena.
Schiavone yells "noooooooo!" Then he goes into the ring and tries to get the kite to fly again. He then leaves. Meanwhile the announce team is joined by somebody dressed as Yogi Bear. The person in the Yogi Bear costume sounds like......
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2009 19:45:42 GMT -5
Necrobutcher. He takes off the costume and proceeds to start giving a whittling instructional on the mic. He is infuriated when he gets interrupted Papi Chulo, who hits him with...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 20, 2009 6:53:10 GMT -5
a cordless iron. Necro no-sells it, and beats the crap out of Chulo with the script to 'The Wrestler', while shouting "I'm in this!"
Necro then challenges Papi Chulo to a...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2009 9:54:29 GMT -5
...burrito tossing contest. A large portrait of Vincent J. McMahon(sr.) is hoisted up in the ring. The first to hit the face on the photo 5 times wins...
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 21, 2009 23:13:23 GMT -5
a tour of a nearby Taco Bell and $10 gift card.
Papi Chulo is the first one to throw and he misses and ends up hitting.....
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Post by Thrillho on Apr 22, 2009 8:20:06 GMT -5
A BI-THICLE!!!!!
Which belongs to...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 22, 2009 8:30:36 GMT -5
Balls Mahoney. Mahoney, enraged, enters the ring and smashes Chulo over the head with his chair. He grabs a mic and says "Hey Necro, you think you're hardcore?"
Balls challenges Necro to a Steak Eating contest. Necro says "How about we make things interesting?", and then he...
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 24, 2009 1:37:48 GMT -5
Goes under the ring and comes out dressed like Xanta Klaus.
The contest begins and Xanta Klaus grabs an empty plate and nails Necro Butcher over the head with it and calls him a "pansy" and walks away.
Meanwhile in the back we see.....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2009 18:03:15 GMT -5
Chavo Guerro pushing Vicky in a wheelchair toward the entrance ramp. They come out and Vicky yells "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" Then she gets out of the wheelchair and does a booty dance. Several audience members vomit, and a couple of them die. Chavo holds up a jar of salsa with a label that says Latino heat on it, and a bag of beef jerky that says Latino Meat on it. He then exclaims: "We fry, we bake, we grill!" JR starts going nuts at the announce table. Screaming things such as: "BAH GAWD!! HEINIOUS!!! MOST NON-TRIUMPHANT!!!" He then goes up the aisle to confront Chavo about being the only WWE employee to mass market condiments and jerky when...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 26, 2009 18:35:33 GMT -5
Oklahoma runs down the ramp and attacks JR! An impromtu grudge match takes place while Chavo and Vickie are at ringside.
JR hits Oklahoma with a jar of candy, but Oklahoma no-sells it and shouts "CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!"
Then, out of nowhere...
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 27, 2009 17:27:31 GMT -5
Pete Gas crashes into the ring driving a Volkswagon. He gets out and gets on the mic and starts graphically talking about how he had had the runs as a result of eating Chavo Guerrero's beef jerkey. Jim Ross uses the distraction to kick Oklahoma in the nuts and rolls him up for the 3 win.
Pete Gas then gets into the ring and takes off Oklahoma's pants and puts Oklahoma into the Volkswagon and drives to the back.
The camera cuts to the back where we find....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2009 8:16:54 GMT -5
Oklahoma's pants giving a review of MLB '09 for the XBox 360. Off to commercial, and when we return we see the shocking image of...
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