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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Nov 22, 2008 10:12:36 GMT -5
From FoxNews.com ----------------------------- School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star Friday , November 21, 2008 An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare. Some parents in Vineland, N.J., as well as the board of education president, want Louisa C. Tuck fired, but district officials were advised by their lawyers and those from the New Jersey School Board Association they have no legal grounds to terminate the 32-year-old from her $5,772-a-year part-time job as an aide in the lunchroom and playground, The Daily Journal reported. "We have no real legal stance or legal right to do anything for two reasons — one, it's not illegal, and two, it's not on school time," Superintendent Charles Ottinger told the newspaper. Tuck, who went by the name of Crystal Gunns when she starred in adult movies, performances and photos, told the newspaper it's been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry. She now also works with children at the local YMCA. "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?" Tuck said, referring to one of Barack Obama's books, in which he admits trying cocaine. "Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?" As Crystal Gunns, she was a cover model for Score Magazine, made an appearance on the "Jenny Jones Show" and appeared in at least three adult movies. A (work safe) pic of her can be found here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 22, 2008 10:15:07 GMT -5
I see no problems with it.
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Post by Franchise on Nov 22, 2008 10:28:03 GMT -5
Her boobs are FAR too big.
I don't see any issue though, as long as she keeps her old profession out of her new one.
EDIT: I don't see any issue with the situation, not her boobs. Her boobs are messed up.
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Post by Xbox Live's Original Heel! on Nov 22, 2008 10:32:32 GMT -5
Her boobs are FAR too big. Agreed.... those ARE some tig 'ol bitties. I also don't see a problem with the situation. |
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Post by IsaacMKII on Nov 22, 2008 10:36:11 GMT -5
The only problem I see with this is the fact that her tits are bigger than her head. It's impractical. Maybe they could fire her for health and safety reasons, citing that "Spending so much time standing up, given her..top-heavy figure, would cause major back problems in later life. For her own safety, she should go back to lying on her back like she used to. See, we're not heartless people, we care. In fact, many here in the school faculty would like to help her on this endeavour in any way possible. ..In any way possible." |
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Post by hooeylewis on Nov 22, 2008 10:43:16 GMT -5
Parents choose such stupid things to complain about. Parents can be moronic at times.
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Post by blef on Nov 22, 2008 10:52:02 GMT -5
....meanwhile, parents are allowed to terrorize their children by yelling and sometimes beating each other.
But they complain about a lunch lady aide who has really big boobs and used to do porn.
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Post by Monster Under Your Bed on Nov 22, 2008 11:21:15 GMT -5
But clearly, as a lunch lady, she's the top role model for girls in the school. It might lead them down the same career path.
Please read with extreme sarcasm.
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Post by JRX on Nov 22, 2008 11:26:47 GMT -5
I honestly don't see a problem with it. She should continue to work and not have her background a factor into it.
Also, she may have a ginormous rack but there's bigger and worse. Her rack actually looks decent.
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Post by Methusael86 on Nov 22, 2008 11:37:14 GMT -5
To fire because of her previous work experience that has nothing to do with this job? I'm pretty sure that's illegal somehow.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Nov 22, 2008 12:50:34 GMT -5
Is it bad to say that I would pretend to be a special-ed person in front of her so I could give her a hug every day?
Not that I would, I would just want a hug every day.
Ahh, THERE'S the door, I'll leave now...
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 22, 2008 12:50:29 GMT -5
Seriously. It's not like a 6 year old will recognize her.
And she is something for the 12 year olds to come of age looking at. I see it as a win/win.
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Post by Premier Blah on Nov 22, 2008 12:53:12 GMT -5
More brouhaha over nothing. What, do they think she'll use her own milk to help make the school's healthy lunches? Ah, wait a minute.
*Play porn music*
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Nov 22, 2008 12:58:09 GMT -5
Tig.
Ol'.
Bitties.
Other than that, completely kid safe. Porn stars DO still have morals and values, y'know.
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Post by default on Nov 22, 2008 13:00:50 GMT -5
More brouhaha over nothing. What, do they think she'll use her own milk to help make the school's healthy lunches? Ah, wait a minute. *Play porn music* Oh... Crystal! Also... this gives a glorious ("glory hole us"?) new meaning to "mystery meat". |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 22, 2008 13:01:48 GMT -5
Her specialty is the Sloppy Joe.
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Post by Free Hat on Nov 22, 2008 13:05:47 GMT -5
One of my high school English teachers was a former stripper. Nobody cared, and it never diminished her ability to teach. It's not like we're talking about a convicted felon here. Her background shouldn't disqualify her from the job.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Nov 22, 2008 13:18:52 GMT -5
Let her teach serve lunch.
The fact that she doesn't do porn anymore should tell them that she has the strength to seek out a lifestyle and career that doesn't put her at risk of sexually transmitted diseases, prostitution and other horrors.
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Post by Mr. Backlund on Nov 22, 2008 13:30:31 GMT -5
I wonder who realized who she was in her previous career.
I can see a situation that would play out where the president of the PTA has her husband come to a school function with her, he realizes who the lunch lady is and then go drool over her while Mrs. President sits alone in front of everyone, embarassed and fuming, trembling with anger in her drab blouse (complete with massive cat pin) and floor length dress, which covers her relic 1970s Hush Puppies, constantly fixing her coke bottle glasses which sit crookedly on her face, which is obscured by her unkept hair that is snarled and apparently housing a colony of mice.
At least that's what happened at my school when the PTA president found out our math teacher had stripped in college to pay bills. Ugly PTA Presidents hate all the pretty teachers and employees of the school.
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Post by Alucard on Nov 22, 2008 14:21:34 GMT -5
I could see this as a form of discrimination.
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