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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 1, 2008 12:02:27 GMT -5
Tis not over, prince of the oceans, for I have one more secret weapon. BRAVO LEADER!! SEND THE OMEGA SIGNAL!! *Endcat comes down from the Heavens and crashes on Cthulhu as music way more awesome than Cthulhu's blasts, ending the World. Cthulhu, SsnakeBite, Midgard and Endcat are sent in a parallel universe (were Cthulhu is most probably gonna meet a long, painful and gruesome death). Meanwhile, Midgard spits another beam of fire-electricity.*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:13:13 GMT -5
*coughs*
*camera zooms out of the universe, revealing that everything -- Cthulhu, Ssnakebite, Midgard, Endcat... the entire universe, was trapped in a box*
*box is held by Cthulhu*
Wait, what the fu...
*The End?*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 1, 2008 12:20:19 GMT -5
So we are all safe as Cthulhu is in fact outside the box and can't get in.
Hurray!!!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:21:56 GMT -5
So we are all safe as Cthulhu is in fact outside the box and can't get in. Hurray!!! That's what you think. *pours old beer on the box*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 1, 2008 12:26:00 GMT -5
So we are all safe as Cthulhu is in fact outside the box and can't get in. Hurray!!! That's what you think. *pours old beer on the box* *Opens umbrella*
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 1, 2008 12:30:54 GMT -5
That's what you think. *pours old beer on the box* *Opens umbrella* *Opens mouth* Wait, if he's pouring beer ON the box, then it can't flow INSIDE it, right?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 1, 2008 12:33:22 GMT -5
It could soak the box and make it very soggy though. Depends on what the box is made of, I assume cardboard.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:35:03 GMT -5
*Opens mouth* Wait, if he's pouring beer ON the box, then it can't flow INSIDE it, right? Uh... ... Er... Ha! I made you open your mouth! *points to Joker* and I made you open an umbrella!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 1, 2008 12:36:08 GMT -5
*Opens mouth* Wait, if he's pouring beer ON the box, then it can't flow INSIDE it, right? Uh... ... Er... Ha! I made you open your mouth! *points to Joker* and I made you open an umbrella! *Midgard spits a mini fire-electricity beam in Cthulhu's right eye just to piss him off.*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 1, 2008 12:39:00 GMT -5
FIRE the CUDDLY TOY GIFT CANNON!!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:40:22 GMT -5
FIRE! just... FIRE!
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Post by The Tank on Dec 1, 2008 12:40:59 GMT -5
Okay, I don't think I've been in here before, so I'm just going to ask politely...
WHAT THE F***MONKEYS IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:43:44 GMT -5
Box has been happening, that's what.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 1, 2008 12:45:39 GMT -5
Box has been happening, that's what. I......see.......... WHAT!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 12:54:07 GMT -5
Box has been happening, that's what. I......see.......... WHAT!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? Box. Has. Been. Happening. I said it pretty clearly the first time, I think.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 1, 2008 12:57:28 GMT -5
Cthulhu is outside the box we are in.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 1, 2008 12:59:01 GMT -5
Cthulhu is outside the box we are in. Why are we in a box? Why don't we break out of the box? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 1, 2008 13:03:11 GMT -5
Cthulhu is outside the box we are in. Why are we in a box? Why don't we break out of the box? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!! Because the box is the Universe. Cthulhu is also in the box. And outside it.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 1, 2008 13:06:20 GMT -5
Why are we in a box? Why don't we break out of the box? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!! Because the box is the Universe. Cthulhu is also in the box. And outside it. So, since nothing can be in two places at once.........Cthulhu doesn't exist? *Deep breath.* Okay, that's much better. Everything makes sense again.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 1, 2008 13:07:53 GMT -5
Because the box is the Universe. Cthulhu is also in the box. And outside it. So, since nothing can be in two places at once.........Cthulhu doesn't exist? *Deep breath.* Okay, that's much better. Everything makes sense again. Don't delude yourself. I'm standing behind you. And I'm also standing outside the box.
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