MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 2, 2008 12:42:24 GMT -5
The Cowsills - Hair
She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 2, 2008 12:43:12 GMT -5
i hate getting my hair cut.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 2, 2008 12:50:00 GMT -5
One of my buds and former coworkers didn't care much for that song, but he said that The Cowsills were the homeliest family band he'd ever seen. After seeing that clip ...
I've told this story before, but I'm gonna tell it again. He told me at work one day that he wanted me to burn him a cd. He wanted one song over and over again on it, and that song was Hair.
When I asked him why, he said that sooner or later his wife was going to have a gathering and they had this big CD jukebox. Well, he wanted to put that into the jukebox and then ask his wife what the hell was going on? He told me that she'd probably think it was something that she bought at one time or another.
So I made him the CD and in about a month and a half his brother in law had pretty much invited himself over and they were having a soiree. He sneaked (or is it snuck?) the CD into the jukebox and a little while later he hit play. He got a puzzled look on his face the third time it played and asked his wife what the deal was. Sure enough, she took the hit and thought it was something that she bought at one time or another and apologized for it.
I like being in on a good practical joke, even if I just had a small role in it.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 2, 2008 12:51:04 GMT -5
Dig the song, and dig long hair, as evidenced by my rarely cut do.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2008 12:53:38 GMT -5
i hate getting my hair cut. Same. I love it when it's long (which it is now), I sometimes like it when it's short, I hate it when it's growing. |
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Post by VenomFang on Dec 2, 2008 12:58:04 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 2, 2008 12:58:59 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. I don't think every guy assumes that, I have long hair and I haven't found anyone and haven't expected to. |
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Post by VenomFang on Dec 2, 2008 13:03:06 GMT -5
If anything, its a real nusiance having to deal with people constantly telling you to get a haircut.
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MCMGM
Vegeta
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 2, 2008 16:40:28 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. I'm attracted to a guy's personality. But long hair is a turn on. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 2, 2008 16:47:35 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. The hair doesn't really matter, although that statement is coming from someone who is now sporting a mohawk. |
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Post by Alucard on Dec 2, 2008 16:50:48 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. The amount of female attention I got drastically increased as I grew my hair out. Just sayin'. Then again, my hair is long and curly, so it's extra attention grabby. |
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Post by RatedRKoffee on Dec 2, 2008 18:55:22 GMT -5
I liked having long hair, but I'm a waiter now so I gotta keep it short.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 2, 2008 18:57:48 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. I'm attracted to a guy's personality. But long hair is a turn on. Guys don't have personalities, liar. |
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Post by twiggy101 on Dec 2, 2008 21:37:47 GMT -5
Long hair doesnt help you get chicks. Thats a myth. When I had long hair I didnt get any more attention than I did previously. I've been told by chicks that they like my long hair and they don't want me to cut it.  I grew my hair out because I didn't like seeing large chunks of my hair falling in front of my face laying and on my lap during regular haircuts. |
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 2, 2008 21:43:31 GMT -5
Hair Poem--George Carlin
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 2, 2008 22:25:18 GMT -5
long hair requires a lot less maintenance then short, so its long hair for me, unless its really hot in summer then its all shaved, but the gap between shaved and long hair bugs me so mines been long for like 2 years now
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Dec 2, 2008 22:30:00 GMT -5
I don't see how long hair requires less maintenance. Long hair has worked out for me with the ladies.  |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 3, 2008 0:11:42 GMT -5
i just brush it or tie it back
with short hair you expected to style and it just becomes a pain in the ass
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Daveman
Don Corleone
And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
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Post by Daveman on Dec 3, 2008 2:22:03 GMT -5
Get a haircut you hippies.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 3, 2008 3:05:40 GMT -5
And here's a Shutout to all my long haired friends!  JAZZHANDS!! |
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