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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 22, 2008 0:21:10 GMT -5
I was at the local FYE today browsing through some movies and I noticed a group of guys walk in that look kinda shady, so I walked away from them then another group of shady looking guys come waking in and before you knew it, fists were flying. It was funny to see all the middle aged white guys working there that had no idea what to do so they just kinda stood there. Then a guy at the back of the store shouts "HEY, IT'S THE COPS DUMBASSES!" and without even looking to see if there were actually cops, they all go running out of the store and haul it out the nearest mall exit, together too!
But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it.
/rant
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 22, 2008 0:25:37 GMT -5
I've seen crows fight, and a blind teenager fight a retarded teenager. My fights are cooler.  |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 22, 2008 0:26:17 GMT -5
Wow! I mean, just wow!!! You saw that?! Damn man. That is crazy!!
How could they just waste an Orange Julius like that. What is this world coming to?
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 22, 2008 0:32:38 GMT -5
That's not a gang fight
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Post by Cela on Dec 22, 2008 0:38:54 GMT -5
I was in the middle of a Mexican/Redneck Race fight. Every stereotype was there. One guy pulled out a gun and said he was gonna shoot someone, one girl yelled git offa ma mahn!. It was very good to watch from behind the brick wall I found.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 22, 2008 0:45:55 GMT -5
I was at the local FYE today browsing through some movies and I noticed a group of guys walk in that look kinda shady, so I walked away from them then another group of shady looking guys come waking in and before you knew it, fists were flying. It was funny to see all the middle aged white guys working there that had no idea what to do so they just kinda stood there. Then a guy at the back of the store shouts "HEY, IT'S THE COPS DUMBASSES!" and without even looking to see if there were actually cops, they all go running out of the store and haul it out the nearest mall exit, together too! But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. /rant I could hear the Benny Hill music playing while all of this was going down. |
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Post by Reptar on Dec 22, 2008 0:46:51 GMT -5
I got jumped by some wanksters once. They called themselves...well, I don't know what they called themselves. They just thought they had a little gang. Plus, they called me a "cracka ass whiteboy" so, I thought that was pretty cool.
So, yeah, beat that.
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Tarik Dee
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I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 22, 2008 0:47:36 GMT -5
I was at the local FYE today browsing through some movies and I noticed a group of guys walk in that look kinda shady, so I walked away from them then another group of shady looking guys come waking in and before you knew it, fists were flying. It was funny to see all the middle aged white guys working there that had no idea what to do so they just kinda stood there. Then a guy at the back of the store shouts "HEY, IT'S THE COPS DUMBASSES!" and without even looking to see if there were actually cops, they all go running out of the store and haul it out the nearest mall exit, together too! But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. /rant They.... spilled..... a...orange julius?!!  ........oh my God......the world is screwed  |
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keithsells
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Post by keithsells on Dec 22, 2008 3:08:41 GMT -5
Orange Julius' are nasty.
JAYKAY!!
I was at an FYE today, No gang fights though:(.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 22, 2008 4:29:44 GMT -5
But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. Ladies and gentlemen. The plot to the next Punisher movie.  |
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 22, 2008 4:33:14 GMT -5
I got jumped by some wanksters once. They called themselves...well, I don't know what they called themselves. They just thought they had a little gang. Plus, they called me a "cracka ass whiteboy" so, I thought that was pretty cool. So, yeah, beat that. You just admitted to getting beat up by wanksters. It doesn't matter if anyone beats it because that won't change the fact that you got beat up by wanksters when you should have taken them all out Sting VS NWO style. I'm so dissapointed in you. |
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Post by Reptar on Dec 22, 2008 11:39:32 GMT -5
I got jumped by some wanksters once. They called themselves...well, I don't know what they called themselves. They just thought they had a little gang. Plus, they called me a "cracka ass whiteboy" so, I thought that was pretty cool. So, yeah, beat that. You just admitted to getting beat up by wanksters. It doesn't matter if anyone beats it because that won't change the fact that you got beat up by wanksters when you should have taken them all out Sting VS NWO style. I'm so dissapointed in you. Well...I originally only fought one guy, and I won. Then his friends jumped me. Hey, shutup!  |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 22, 2008 12:21:10 GMT -5
I saw a gang fight at the back of a bus once, the talking beforehand was so stereotypically funny, banging on about respecting them by "not chatting to their bitches".
I've also ran away from the annual end of term year 10 vs year 11 fight and dodged concrete thrown by inbred Welshmen at football (well sort of, I was really young, if I'm honest I was more likely to be trampled by the police horse).
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
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New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2008 13:19:48 GMT -5
I was at the local FYE today browsing through some movies and I noticed a group of guys walk in that look kinda shady, so I walked away from them then another group of shady looking guys come waking in and before you knew it, fists were flying. It was funny to see all the middle aged white guys working there that had no idea what to do so they just kinda stood there. Then a guy at the back of the store shouts "HEY, IT'S THE COPS DUMBASSES!" and without even looking to see if there were actually cops, they all go running out of the store and haul it out the nearest mall exit, together too! But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. /rant Sounds like a plot to a movie. One man. One Spilt Julius. One Mission.
Silent Brad stars in;
Mall Fight: Avenging Of The Wasted Julius |
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 22, 2008 13:42:34 GMT -5
I was at the local FYE today browsing through some movies and I noticed a group of guys walk in that look kinda shady, so I walked away from them then another group of shady looking guys come waking in and before you knew it, fists were flying. It was funny to see all the middle aged white guys working there that had no idea what to do so they just kinda stood there. Then a guy at the back of the store shouts "HEY, IT'S THE COPS DUMBASSES!" and without even looking to see if there were actually cops, they all go running out of the store and haul it out the nearest mall exit, together too! But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. /rant Sounds like a plot to a movie. One man. One Spilt Julius. One Mission.
Silent Brad stars in;
Mall Fight: Avenging Of The Wasted Julius *Calls up Michael Bay* |
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Dec 22, 2008 14:42:59 GMT -5
Two stories come out for me.
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam, I look down the alley to see.
About eight people fighting, and two of them women.
One dude with a board, and me trying to not notice cause I was going to be stuck their for a few min. and did not want anyone to see me.
The other when I was a kid I ran out of a haunted house, and walked to the arcade by myself through the worst part of town and in between I'm guessing a gang fight.
No one even cared that I was walking on by, and when my father found where I was he almost killed me.
But in my defense that scary house was freaky.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 22, 2008 14:48:38 GMT -5
But what really infuriates me is as I was walking out, I noticed, in the wake of their havoc, they spilled a perfectly good Orange Julius!!! I've vowed to hunt them down and make them pay. Nobody wastes a delicious Orange Julius and gets away with it. Forget it Brad, it's Hutchinson. |
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Post by chibidiablo on Dec 22, 2008 15:06:53 GMT -5
I've been in quite a few.
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biafra
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Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Dec 22, 2008 17:13:09 GMT -5
I don't see how else you make suckas recognize.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 22, 2008 17:19:37 GMT -5
Last gang fight I saw, the guys just danced around for 10 minutes and snapped their fingers a lot.
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........oh my God......the world is screwed 
