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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 4, 2008 19:30:15 GMT -5
WELL! WELL! WELL!
"The man who drove Beulah's head into the mat so hard she didn't know whether to urinate, deficate, or ejaculate, I present to you Buh Buh Ray Dudley."
"It is I, Joel "This girl I know, wanted to see the show, live here in ConnetICUT, so I told her to bend over, and I'd show her where I'd stick it, for 45 minutes, she proceeded to tease and please and lick it, but when all was said and done, you know I MADE HER BUY A TICKET" Gertner"
And to show he could do serious stuff too,
"I have some unfinished business, with that asshole! I think I echo the sentiments of Paul Heyman, and EVERYBODY involved with ECW when I say we're tired of your "Network this, Network that" and tonight Cyrus, you go down, your man goes down, and the Network goes down, right smurfin' now!"
Show some love for the Quintessential Studmuffin.
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Post by honsou on Sept 4, 2008 20:33:29 GMT -5
Joey: Did cryrus just deputize Lou E?
Gertner: I think Cryrus did sodomize Lou E.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Sept 4, 2008 20:34:08 GMT -5
Joel "Harder than the tree that killed Sonny Bono" Gertner
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Post by spaceplier on Sept 4, 2008 21:19:07 GMT -5
Joel "I'm that p**** lickin' demon with vanilla flavored semen" Gertner
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Mayhem
Don Corleone
BANNED.
No dreams breed in breathless sleep...
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Post by Mayhem on Sept 4, 2008 21:56:46 GMT -5
Joel "I'm that p**** lickin' demon with vanilla flavored semen" Gertner My whole life is going right down the f***ing toilet and I'm probably going to be dead soon...yet that still managed to make me laugh. Good stuff. |
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Sept 4, 2008 22:05:53 GMT -5
Joel "Sometimes it gets so big it's hard to keep from hurtin' her" Gertner
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Post by Garyspivey on Sept 4, 2008 22:31:31 GMT -5
Joel "Point the direction you want my erection" Gertner
Joel "Put your lipstick on my dipstick" Gertner
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Sept 4, 2008 22:56:15 GMT -5
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Post by sexualvanilla on Sept 4, 2008 22:56:30 GMT -5
Joel "My cock is like a Rubix Cube, where the more you play with it, the harder it gets!" Gertner
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2008 10:53:50 GMT -5
Joey: "That's what you came out here for?"
Joel: "Let's see. I said my line, got over, got a bigger pop than this schmuck (Cyrus), picked up my check, have some snatch waiting back at the hotel...oh yeah." (Does the "up yours" arm gesture to Cyrus.)
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t1000
AC Slater
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Post by t1000 on Sept 5, 2008 11:22:47 GMT -5
Joel "Whether they're at home or here in Dayton, they're thinkin of me and masturbatin" Gertner!
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edisraw
Trap-Jaw
Choose Death
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Post by edisraw on Sept 5, 2008 13:25:52 GMT -5
Joel "EVERY WRESTLING FANS REAL FATHER "BIG DICK" DUDLEY!"
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Sept 5, 2008 13:34:33 GMT -5
I'm Joel
We're right back here in New York City
And with her face on my nuts even that girl would look pretty
Wait, wait, wait, that was kind of s---ty
I apologise, I was just being witty
And if I offended you, that would be a pity
Cos I was gonna fondle those titties
And lick that little c---ty!
Gertner....
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Post by Alucard on Sept 5, 2008 13:42:40 GMT -5
I'm Joel We're right back here in New York City And with her face on my nuts even that girl would look pretty Wait, wait, wait, that was kind of s---ty I apologise, I was just being witty And if I offended you, that would be a pity Cos I was gonna fondle those titties And lick that little c---ty! Gertner.... I was gonna say that one. |
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Sept 5, 2008 13:49:22 GMT -5
I'm Joel We're right back here in New York City And with her face on my nuts even that girl would look pretty Wait, wait, wait, that was kind of s---ty I apologise, I was just being witty And if I offended you, that would be a pity Cos I was gonna fondle those titties And lick that little c---ty! Gertner.... I was gonna say that one. Guilty as Charged 01 FTW. |
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Post by Alucard on Sept 5, 2008 14:25:33 GMT -5
I was gonna say that one. Guilty as Charged 01 FTW. One of my favorite PPV's and I believe the last ECW official PPV. I've got it on DVD. Woo. Still like watching it every now and then. |
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Sept 5, 2008 14:43:12 GMT -5
Guilty as Charged 01 FTW. One of my favorite PPV's and I believe the last ECW official PPV. I've got it on DVD. Woo. Still like watching it every now and then. I have it on the shitty VHS release that came out over here where all the music except for the opening music got edited out and replaced with Delta Music's stock music. Hearing the Sandman come out to lame ass techno = PHAIL. Especially when you hear the fans singing along and even make out the few opening riffs before it's drowned out completely. Delta Music sucked. |
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noclevername
AC Slater
soon this all will come to an end.
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Post by noclevername on Sept 6, 2008 12:39:25 GMT -5
"After what i did to (scans crowd, points at a fan) YOUR mom last night, i'm now legally your father in 48 states"
might not be exact, but its my favorite.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2008 14:18:00 GMT -5
"Well...well...well. What a pleasant night, for an evening..."
Whenever Joel would announce the Dudleys as the "Western States Heritage United States Television Mid-Atlantic Georgia Heavyweight tag team champions of the World".
Or "you may have won the match by pinfall, but you lost on points".
"This man, who split your 42 year old mother like she was a pair of 21 year old twins."
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Post by Alucard on Sept 6, 2008 14:31:40 GMT -5
One of my favorite PPV's and I believe the last ECW official PPV. I've got it on DVD. Woo. Still like watching it every now and then. I have it on the crapty VHS release that came out over here where all the music except for the opening music got edited out and replaced with Delta Music's stock music. Hearing the Sandman come out to lame ass techno = PHAIL. Especially when you hear the fans singing along and even make out the few opening riffs before it's drowned out completely. Delta Music sucked. Yeah, on the Pioneer releases you don't get ALL of the music, but you do seemingly get the ones that count (Sandman, RVD) |
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