Post by Chainsaw on Sept 6, 2008 17:40:27 GMT -5
Proof positive that anything can be made into a cell phone game.
I was looking through the sports section on my cellphone looking for the TNA Impact game, and came upon this doozy. I haven't bought it yet, might for a Someone Bought This shot, but here's the description that comes with the game.
All grammatical and factual errors are theirs, not mine.
If I had the $5.99...that's right, SIX BUCKS...I'd probably get this to try it out. But I spent it on Erotic Club Manager.
I am not making this up.
I was looking through the sports section on my cellphone looking for the TNA Impact game, and came upon this doozy. I haven't bought it yet, might for a Someone Bought This shot, but here's the description that comes with the game.
All grammatical and factual errors are theirs, not mine.
Professional wrestling itself is being threatened, and sport's only hope is its immortal hero, Hulk Hogan. Join the Hulkster in the ring for the wildest wrestling contest ever. Get ready for an intense and spectacular fight against 7 outrageous wrestlers. Hit 'em with a Head Splitter, dodge the opponent's clothesline, then finish them off with the Big Foot (Saw's note-Schwah?). Once they're down for good, go for the pin and : ONE, TWO, THREE, DING! Victory is yours, at least until your next match?
If I had the $5.99...that's right, SIX BUCKS...I'd probably get this to try it out. But I spent it on Erotic Club Manager.
I am not making this up.
