FCW Week 5: Dusty has Diva Fever + "YOUMANGA!!!"

[greeby]

Kelly Kelly and Wesley Holiday v Roucka and Alicia Fox

OK, Tiffany sucks at ring announcing. And Kelly needs to retire that handspring elbow from her moveset or it's gonna be the modern equivalent of Flair's top rope move

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

"Double Drop kick the face. She is wearin Roucka's face out"
- Dusty

"Whoa. She hit Rouck in the nose again. She can't keep that nose out of the field of play. HA HA HA You kno wha i'm sayin. Tyrone Jones said er in da nose is like (garble garble garble). all the way in the mess out here."
- Dusty

"Wesley Holliday is kinda like float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. All she gotta do is hit Roucka in the nose. It's right there for her to punch" - Dusty

Dusty is f***ing gold

[efram]

wow tiffany is truely awful at announcing, all of those divas are terrible and bland, i'm not looking forward to seeing them on the main rosters

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I wish they'd hire more female WRESTLERS.

[parder]

Wesley Holiday is getting better every time. This is definitely how they should build up these models-cum-wrestlers, so that they're ready to wrestle in at least a mostly crisp botch free manner, if a good stroyline comes along for them on the main roster. I don't think it helps when they all dress similarly and have similar movesets (I guess because they're all trained by the same people). Wesley should dress more appropriately for her farm or cowgirl gimmick as that makes her a bit more distinctive. She could come in as friend or distant relative to Mickie James playing on Mickie's horse riding roots in Virginia perhaps.

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I never realixzed how much K-2 improved till now

[Drillbit Taylor]

Wait... There was a Kelly Chant?


That was a strange sound.

[greeby]

I don't know what happened with Alicia. The only previous televised solo match (as opposed to battle royals which are never a good showcase for moves) against Beth was a lot better than this and that was two years ago now

I wish they'd hire more female WRESTLERS.

Don't think they're really hiring female anything right now. They've already got 17 women on roster, Gail likely coming back and here is three of the 4 that are left in developmental.

Wait... There was a Kelly Chant?
That was a strange sound.

How come

[Andrew is Good]

I love Dusty's commentary, that's one of the reasons I enjoy watching FCW. I feel bad if this is closed captained for the hearing impaired. Can you imagine to try and put down what Dusty Rhodes is saying.

[greeby]

The return of Youmanga

[Hanz Moleman]

Whats all this smurfing talk about snorking?

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Damn Umaga's over as smurf there

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

"...and Alicia Fox inserts herself."

I'd like to do some inserting with Alicia myself.

I'm sorry.

But sweet damn Rouka is gorgeous.