Post by Snitsky on Oct 24, 2008 10:48:10 GMT -5
John Morrison Blogs
Shad(Cryme Tyme responds)
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oooh i hope this is all still work- because it seems like its geting serious
CRIME TIME SUCKS!
text 2 to 44993
DO IT NOW!
We are in the Countdown to Cyber Sunday… which this year is actually more like Cellular Sunday since you can only vote by texting… But, I digress, the point of this blog is: CRIME TIME SUCKS!
It’s no wonder that Crime Time has never earned any sort of championship in the WWE. They are a pile of stale ideas that will never amount to anything more than blurry reflections of society’s interpretation of what “gangstas” or “thugs” should be. Crime Time and the people that cheer for them are superficial and shallow; things they don’t understand they call “gay.” Other things that Crime Time doesn’t understand include politics, women, and basic hygiene. Are politics, women, and hygiene gay?... By the way Shad smells like hot garbage.
Their ****-phobia reflects deep seeded daddy issues. They are afraid to create art based on their fear of failure or criticism. Hence their cookie cutter internet show. BORING! Crime Time’s show sucks. My film is a metaphor for life. If Crime Time chose to take it as a gay commercial it is only because of their own preconceptions, and their fear of what they themselves might really be.
A calendar of all the women I’ve been with would sell more than Playboy, and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue combined. A picture book of all the women that Crime Time has been with (including that dude Shad made out with in Indianapolis 8/17/08) first of all would be like 3 pages; and second of all would look like a nasty bunch of waffle house night shift workers. (no offense to people who work at Waffle House… I’m not implying that you would ever consider hooking up with Shad or JTG)
I am in the unique position to display what an anatomically perfect human body looks like. Sorry if the rest of the roster is out of shape and jealous. More than that, I have the intellectual skill to write, produce, direct, and edit a piece of art far beyond Crime Time’s capacity to understand. Crime Time doesn’t like my film; that’s fine; because it wasn’t made for them. It was made for all the MOFO’s out there who can appreciate deep thinking. Although they obviously watched it; and must’ve watched it more than just a few times to pick out the parts of my film that they wanted to use for this weeks “Word Up”… hmmm…
You would think that while watching the film, they would realize how pathetic and superficial their lives are. They are the puppets dancing to the cadence of society’s expectations; they are the fools venturing into false paradise. They are just little stooges wearing Halloween costumes all year round, pretending to be something they’re not.
Furthermore, I don’t know if Crime Time realizes that the “rappers” they imitate have more in common with me than they do with Crime time. Rap is urban storytelling… rhythmic poetry. I am a true poet, my soul is deeper than anyone I’ve ever known… I’ve proven that; my poetry transcends traditional genre boundaries: just watch my rap video, my metaphysical film, or read my written works.
Crime Time is incapable of understanding anything beyond basic kindergarten curriculum. Cyber Sunday is our last chance to teach them a lesson. Text 2 to 44993 to vote for John Morrison and The Miz vs. Crime Time at Cyber Sunday. I can’t wait to slap the fake grill right out of JTG’s ugly face… and the more Crime Time cries the more I’m gonna keep on kicking the **** out of them!
-John Morrison
VOTE EARLY; VOTE OFTEN!!!
text 2 to 44993
do it now!
fans.wwe.com/johnmorrison/blo...ime_time_sucks
text 2 to 44993
DO IT NOW!
We are in the Countdown to Cyber Sunday… which this year is actually more like Cellular Sunday since you can only vote by texting… But, I digress, the point of this blog is: CRIME TIME SUCKS!
It’s no wonder that Crime Time has never earned any sort of championship in the WWE. They are a pile of stale ideas that will never amount to anything more than blurry reflections of society’s interpretation of what “gangstas” or “thugs” should be. Crime Time and the people that cheer for them are superficial and shallow; things they don’t understand they call “gay.” Other things that Crime Time doesn’t understand include politics, women, and basic hygiene. Are politics, women, and hygiene gay?... By the way Shad smells like hot garbage.
Their ****-phobia reflects deep seeded daddy issues. They are afraid to create art based on their fear of failure or criticism. Hence their cookie cutter internet show. BORING! Crime Time’s show sucks. My film is a metaphor for life. If Crime Time chose to take it as a gay commercial it is only because of their own preconceptions, and their fear of what they themselves might really be.
A calendar of all the women I’ve been with would sell more than Playboy, and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue combined. A picture book of all the women that Crime Time has been with (including that dude Shad made out with in Indianapolis 8/17/08) first of all would be like 3 pages; and second of all would look like a nasty bunch of waffle house night shift workers. (no offense to people who work at Waffle House… I’m not implying that you would ever consider hooking up with Shad or JTG)
I am in the unique position to display what an anatomically perfect human body looks like. Sorry if the rest of the roster is out of shape and jealous. More than that, I have the intellectual skill to write, produce, direct, and edit a piece of art far beyond Crime Time’s capacity to understand. Crime Time doesn’t like my film; that’s fine; because it wasn’t made for them. It was made for all the MOFO’s out there who can appreciate deep thinking. Although they obviously watched it; and must’ve watched it more than just a few times to pick out the parts of my film that they wanted to use for this weeks “Word Up”… hmmm…
You would think that while watching the film, they would realize how pathetic and superficial their lives are. They are the puppets dancing to the cadence of society’s expectations; they are the fools venturing into false paradise. They are just little stooges wearing Halloween costumes all year round, pretending to be something they’re not.
Furthermore, I don’t know if Crime Time realizes that the “rappers” they imitate have more in common with me than they do with Crime time. Rap is urban storytelling… rhythmic poetry. I am a true poet, my soul is deeper than anyone I’ve ever known… I’ve proven that; my poetry transcends traditional genre boundaries: just watch my rap video, my metaphysical film, or read my written works.
Crime Time is incapable of understanding anything beyond basic kindergarten curriculum. Cyber Sunday is our last chance to teach them a lesson. Text 2 to 44993 to vote for John Morrison and The Miz vs. Crime Time at Cyber Sunday. I can’t wait to slap the fake grill right out of JTG’s ugly face… and the more Crime Time cries the more I’m gonna keep on kicking the **** out of them!
-John Morrison
VOTE EARLY; VOTE OFTEN!!!
text 2 to 44993
do it now!
fans.wwe.com/johnmorrison/blo...ime_time_sucks
Shad(Cryme Tyme responds)
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Morrison and Miz
Ok, I don't want to sound mad and I don't want to sound angry. So im going to say this as nice as possible. F!CK John Morrison! F!CK THE MIZ! These 2 jackasses are the most egotistical, arrogant dumb f*** I have ever met. This has gone from fun and games to some gangster shit. I'm not some gimmick wwe put o paper. I'm a real thug and will f*** those 2 fags up in a heartbeat. Morrison is just mad that I took his girl back in the day when we were in OVW. And Miz you're just a bitch. B...I…T..C..H. WHORAAA! BITCH!
Morrison and Miz
Ok, I don't want to sound mad and I don't want to sound angry. So im going to say this as nice as possible. F!CK John Morrison! F!CK THE MIZ! These 2 jackasses are the most egotistical, arrogant dumb f*** I have ever met. This has gone from fun and games to some gangster shit. I'm not some gimmick wwe put o paper. I'm a real thug and will f*** those 2 fags up in a heartbeat. Morrison is just mad that I took his girl back in the day when we were in OVW. And Miz you're just a bitch. B...I…T..C..H. WHORAAA! BITCH!
blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=74587944&blogID=443338036
oooh i hope this is all still work- because it seems like its geting serious