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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Nov 9, 2008 11:53:47 GMT -5
This is a thread to give fake NEWZ reports regarding him having heatz.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Nov 9, 2008 11:57:17 GMT -5
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Post by Agent P on Nov 9, 2008 12:43:44 GMT -5
-MVP took the last slice of Lemon Pie on last Tuesday's SmackDown tapings.
-MVP didn't ask permission to use the bathroom after his match. He claimed to be sick and even though the Doctor confirmed it, Vince didn't believe it.
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Post by blef on Nov 9, 2008 12:56:30 GMT -5
MVP bitchslapped Stephanie McMahon and then farted in the general direction of her 2 kids.
Whenever MVP sees HHH, he starts dancing around like a marionette and calls himself Pinocchio.
MVP kissed Shawn Michaels on the mouth and then called him "a Jesus hatin' sissy boy."
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Nov 9, 2008 13:26:25 GMT -5
MVP used a modding device to make himself Women's Champion.
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Post by vanboxmeer on Nov 9, 2008 13:36:34 GMT -5
MVP shook CM Punk's hand resulting into the transfer of NUCLEAR HEATZORS~!
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Post by The Tank on Nov 9, 2008 13:39:08 GMT -5
MVP tried to stab Triple H with a screwdriver.
What do I win?
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 9, 2008 13:55:38 GMT -5
MVP agreed to job to The Great Khali this week. However, he was expected to be angry at having to job, and because he wasn't, he thus has heat. Higher-ups feel he has had ample time to complain about his jobbing streak, and he has disappointed them by not doing so.
They thought having Funaki pin him clean would be the last straw.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2008 13:58:12 GMT -5
MVP disagreed with the firing of Braden Walker
INSTANT HEATZ!1!1!
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Nov 9, 2008 14:18:43 GMT -5
1. In a backstage meeting, MVP suggest a spot in his upcoming match should imitate "that guy over at TNA" ......
2. MVP had actually been using the WWE to launder money from his side projects - when Vince found out he went mad but not public. No, he used the Million Dollar Giveaway to get rid of the money and as punishment to MVP.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 9, 2008 14:38:04 GMT -5
- MVP is said to be in the doghouse by anonymous backstage sources. He was doing a comedy jester routine for Vince McMahon, but when one gag went wrong, he made McMahon cry like a small child who lost his balloon. The act was not salvageable.
- MVP is getting massive backstage heat after Triple H's birthday celebration. For his part, MVP baked a tray of screwdriver-shaped cookies, which greatly angered Helmsley. Apparently, Triple H was most upset about them being Allen head-shaped and not his personal preference, Phillips head.
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Post by SAVE_US.ASIAN on Nov 9, 2008 15:25:56 GMT -5
c:\open cmpunkheatzorz.exe
What would you like to do?
c:\replace all cm punk mentions with mvp
Done!
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Nov 9, 2008 15:56:56 GMT -5
c:\open cmpunkheatzorz.exe What would you like to do? c:\replace all cm punk mentions with mvp Done! Win! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2008 17:07:45 GMT -5
You know what superstar had the greatest amount of nuclear heat ever
Adam Bomb
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Nov 9, 2008 17:16:54 GMT -5
You know what superstar had the greatest amount of nuclear heat ever Adam Bomb Boom shaka laka laka BOOM!!!! |
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Post by Cyno on Nov 9, 2008 17:19:31 GMT -5
- MVP has massive heat after angering both Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels. As McMahon was walking through the ranks of WWE wrestlers, he noticed that MVP had a big goofy grin on his face, akin to Paul London's smile right before the ill-fated Limo Explosion angle. When Shawn Michaels saw it, he realized that it was the smile he had lost all those years ago. Apparently, MVP stole it.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 9, 2008 17:22:02 GMT -5
Dude needs a Preperation H endorsement deal. |
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Post by thuschongswing on Nov 9, 2008 17:43:47 GMT -5
- It is reported that Michelle McCool accidentally spilled her coffee onto MVP's Power Ranger suit, which resulted in MVP threatening her with a screwdriver and telling her to her face that she was an "anorexic bitch" and "I don' know what 'Taker sees in ya, you just anotha dumb ho to me!" Upon hearing this, The Undertaker told Vince McMahon about this incident, resulting in both literal and hypothetical heatz for MVP, thus causing his jobbing angle. Many savvy readers may realize that a very similar incident happened to Victoria three months before, which involved Victoria spilling hot coffee all over CM Punk. As a result, Vince made Victoria take all of CM Punk's nuclear heatz from his gymbag so she could "learn a lesson in respect." This is believed to have caused Victoria's continuous six month losing streak.
Source: Rajah.com
I'm so sorry, guys...
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 9, 2008 18:23:20 GMT -5
- We have unconfirmed reports that MVP is in the WWE hen-house. Apparently at this time of year the Vince McMahon goes around all the wrestlers and gives them $1000 to give to their charity of choice. It is reported that when McMahon got to MVP and asked what charity he wanted. MVP thought about for minute before saying 'The World Wildlife Fund'. MVP then walked away feeling satisfied with his donation. But Vince McMahon was fuming.
Source: WorldWrestlingBullCrap.com
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2008 21:00:28 GMT -5
- We have unconfirmed reports that MVP is in the WWE hen-house. Apparently at this time of year the Vince McMahon goes around all the wrestlers and gives them $1000 to give to their charity of choice. It is reported that when McMahon got to MVP and asked what charity he wanted. MVP thought about for minute before saying 'The World Wildlife Fund'. MVP then walked away feeling satisfied with his donation. But Vince McMahon was fuming. Source: WorldWrestlingBullCrap.com That was Awesome MVP may or may not have shown up at A recent Smackdown taping Wearing a World Wildlife Fund Shirt When he Was asked to remove it he went to his car and came back Wearing a WCW T-Shirt |
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