Bad Gimmick Punishments

[Mozenrath]

It's been said Saturn got the moppy gimmick to punish him for beating the living hell out of Mike Bell. However, that actually ended up catching on, and made him probably more popular than he had ever been.

If someone today were to be punished with a bad gimmick, what would you do to them, or like to see done?

I love Kendrick, but if he were punished, I would have him be a wrestling baker. He's a man with a flan, he's a man with a flan!

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

Would punishing Triple H by not having the company revole around him count? I'd also like to see them make Kozlov put his hair in a swoosh and wear checkered overalls like Big Boy. I'm really not sure why though.

[Mozenrath]

Nov 7, 2008 14:50:03 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

Would punishing Triple H by not having the company revole around him count? I'd also like to see them make Kozlov put his hair in a swoosh and wear checkered overalls like Big Boy. I'm really not sure why though.

Better yet:

Triple H trades his sledge for a hatchet, wears flannel and overalls, and shows off his big arms from chopping trees.

He is... LUMBERJACKED!

[Brother Coyote]

Nov 7, 2008 14:52:09 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Nov 7, 2008 14:50:03 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

Would punishing Triple H by not having the company revole around him count? I'd also like to see them make Kozlov put his hair in a swoosh and wear checkered overalls like Big Boy. I'm really not sure why though.

Better yet:

Triple H trades his sledge for a hatchet, wears flannel and overalls, and shows off his big arms from chopping trees.

He is... LUMBERJACKED!

Wasn't that Rega's gimmick?

[Mozenrath]

Nov 7, 2008 14:57:24 GMT -5 Brother Coyote said:

Nov 7, 2008 14:52:09 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Better yet:

Triple H trades his sledge for a hatchet, wears flannel and overalls, and shows off his big arms from chopping trees.

He is... LUMBERJACKED!

Wasn't that Rega's gimmick?

Sort of, but Regal was just a lumberjack, without emphasis on being ripped. Heh.

[spacepope316]

I'd like to see a wrestler get punished by being a wrestling bartender.

Base him on Moe. Do a segment where Josh Mathews is interviewing a wrestler in a bar. The bar tender gets offended that the wrestler didnt tip him and either punks him out or we just see him looking offended. Next week he comes out to the ring and calls out the wrestler.

Also the Bartender gimmick requires the wrestler to dress exactly like Moe from the Simpsons including curly hair.

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

Triple H doing the old Adorable Adrian Adonis bit. Flamingly gay Triple H would be hilarious.

[Mozenrath]

Nov 7, 2008 15:00:11 GMT -5 spacepope316 said:

I'd like to see a wrestler get punished by being a wrestling bartender.

Base him on Moe. Do a segment where Josh Mathews is interviewing a wrestler in a bar. The bar tender gets offended that the wrestler didnt tip him and either punks him out or we just see him looking offended. Next week he comes out to the ring and calls out the wrestler.

Also the Bartender gimmick requires the wrestler to dress exactly like Moe from the Simpsons including curly hair.

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay in this ring!"

[Sajoa Moe]

Nov 7, 2008 14:52:09 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Nov 7, 2008 14:50:03 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

Would punishing Triple H by not having the company revole around him count? I'd also like to see them make Kozlov put his hair in a swoosh and wear checkered overalls like Big Boy. I'm really not sure why though.

Better yet:

Triple H trades his sledge for a hatchet, wears flannel and overalls, and shows off his big arms from chopping trees.

He is... LUMBERJACKED!

And he's okay.

[Mozenrath]

Then they could have a wrestling hockey player, plumber, garbage man, and a repo guy.

...oh.

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

How bout a guy who's like a pool hustler. When challenged he says I don't know, I'm not very good then gets pounded. The next week he raises the stakes and destroys the guy.

[Mozenrath]

Here's one.

Someone becomes Andrew I. Gershwitz.

He comes out, lets his mouth write a bunch of checks his mouth can't cash, and has to beg for the lockerroom to bail him out.

[spacepope316]

How about a two face from Batman rip off who when he's got you beat flips a coin. Good heads he forfeits the match bad heads he pins you then puts your head in a chair and hits it with a sledgehammer.

[blef]

The Blue Blazer?

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

JBL gets his ring attire changed to head to toe red and is forced to enter the arena by smashing through a brick wall a la Shockmaster while shouting "OH YEAH!"

[Tapout]

Vladimir Koslov gets caught enjoying a delicious post-Halloween box of Mike & Ikes and traces of high fructose corn syrup and Red Dye #5 are found in his test sample.

He is immediately repackaged as one-half of this dynamic duo:

[The Possum]

Nov 7, 2008 15:02:55 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

Triple H doing the old Adorable Adrian Adonis bit. Flamingly gay Triple H would be hilarious.

Nov 7, 2008 15:14:46 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

JBL gets his ring attire changed to head to toe red and is forced to enter the arena by smashing through a brick wall a la Shockmaster while shouting "OH YEAH!"

Both of these make my heart happy.

[Mozenrath]

Nov 7, 2008 15:14:46 GMT -5 The Charismatic Enabeler said:

JBL gets his ring attire changed to head to toe red and is forced to enter the arena by smashing through a brick wall a la Shockmaster while shouting "OH YEAH!"

But Matt Hardy is the resident Kool Aid Man....

[BitterAF]

Johnny "Pool Boy" Morrison

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

Jeff Hardy becomes a religious freak because he's turned his life over to Jesus in N.A.