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Post by indymadman on Dec 26, 2008 17:49:02 GMT -5
Like I mentioned in another thread... two lines that made me laugh the most were:
Rock Concert: "Sacramento... I won't stay... but I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in may..."
and the King during the Live Sex Celebration: "you should tell his shorts it's not polite to point" when Lita took Edge's pants off...
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 26, 2008 21:17:29 GMT -5
For me, nothing will ever top Chris Jericho calling Goldberg a "whisker-biscuit". That was the hardest I'd laughed during an episode of RAW in ages.
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Post by kitsunestar on Dec 26, 2008 21:37:26 GMT -5
For me, nothing will ever top Chris Jericho calling Goldberg a "whisker-biscuit". That was the hardest I'd laughed during an episode of RAW in ages. I thought it was The Rock who did that...
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Post by Mantaurded on Dec 26, 2008 21:44:54 GMT -5
Heyman: We came to DC, and now we might just see Bush!
Santino: The only people who wear masks are either really stupid, really ugly...or bataman! And you Rey Masterio, you are not bataman!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 26, 2008 22:20:28 GMT -5
"They had nine months, and the best name they could come up with was Christian? That would be like my Mom and Dad calling me 'Jew!'" - Paul Heyman
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 26, 2008 22:21:02 GMT -5
For me, nothing will ever top Chris Jericho calling Goldberg a "whisker-biscuit". That was the hardest I'd laughed during an episode of RAW in ages. I thought it was The Rock who did that... Rock always gets credited with it, but it was Jericho. I think people just hear the phrase and think that it sounds like something no one but The Rock would say.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 26, 2008 22:23:51 GMT -5
Definately. That also reminds me of how awesome Tajiri and Regal were together, just seeing them there.
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Post by kitsunestar on Dec 26, 2008 22:28:59 GMT -5
I thought it was The Rock who did that... Rock always gets credited with it, but it was Jericho. I think people just hear the phrase and think that it sounds like something no one but The Rock would say. I seem to remember The Rock actually calling him that during his feud with Goldberg, though. When Goldberg shows up and says "You want to know who's next? YOU'RE NEXT."
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Post by Stu on Dec 26, 2008 22:35:52 GMT -5
I'm surprised no ones mentioned the much-loved, and rarely-forgotten:
Heenan: Jannetty tried to dive through the window!!"
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 26, 2008 22:55:36 GMT -5
Rock always gets credited with it, but it was Jericho. I think people just hear the phrase and think that it sounds like something no one but The Rock would say. I seem to remember The Rock actually calling him that during his feud with Goldberg, though. When Goldberg shows up and says "You want to know who's next? YOU'RE NEXT." There is no whisker-biscuit here. Why? Because Chris Jericho said it. Why would I remember it as my favorite WWE line of all time if I couldn't remember who said it?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 26, 2008 23:11:49 GMT -5
"Now that is some tasty cantaloupe!"
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Post by armbar on Dec 27, 2008 6:15:46 GMT -5
Carlito-Torrie part made me laugh. Torrie: Do you mind for holding my puppies for like three seconds Carlito: Thank you, Jesus *Torrie gives Carlito her puppies* *Carlito looks like "What did just happen?*
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Post by Agent P on Dec 27, 2008 6:30:39 GMT -5
"They had nine months, and the best name they could come up with was Christian? That would be like my Mom and Dad calling me 'Jew!'" - Paul Heyman This is my quote on MySpace, it actually goes... "Christian?! His parents had nine months and the best they came up with was Christian? My parents had nine months, they didn't call me jew!"
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Post by hohawiq12 on Dec 27, 2008 6:45:55 GMT -5
"These guys have the perfect face for a radio"- King on the German announce team.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 27, 2008 7:51:04 GMT -5
Heyman: "Why doesn't Hebner call for the bell?"
JR: "He hasn't tapped yet!"
Heyman: "That never stopped him before!"
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