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Post by Mr. Nice on Dec 25, 2008 19:16:48 GMT -5
So what is some of the most hilarious lines you've heard on WWE television ever? This is from when Mickie & Melina were facing off in 2007. Can't find the clip anywhere unfortunately . Any help would be appreciated JR: She is one tough aggressive diva King: Who? JR: WHO?!, MELINA! I'M TALKING ABOUT CHAD PATTON THE REFEREE!, HE'S HAD A SEX CHANGE! *King stops talking for atleast 10 seconds*
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 25, 2008 19:21:00 GMT -5
Awesome, I'd love if someone could track that down.
One of my favorites would be Santino pondering who would be making an appearance in Philidelphia, and that it might be "Tom Hanks, with the AIDS."
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Post by Mr. Nice on Dec 25, 2008 21:02:44 GMT -5
Awesome, I'd love if someone could track that down. One of my favorites would be Santino pondering who would be making an appearance in Philidelphia, and that it might be "Tom Hanks, with the AIDS." LMAO I remember this! ;D
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 25, 2008 21:06:10 GMT -5
I still say the greatest comment in WWE/F history belongs to Tazz. "JR, I'd slap you in the face, but it looks like God already beat me to it." So wrong, yet so absolutely hilarious. I also love Edge during Jeff Hardy's return. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE JEFF HARDY?! DIDN'T YOU DIE THREE YEARS AGO?!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2008 21:07:05 GMT -5
Awesome, I'd love if someone could track that down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdiCVbmaQIIEarly on after Melina's entrance and Mickie's too. Though, Ross actually flips out at King earlier on during Melina's entrance too.
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Post by srr on Dec 25, 2008 21:07:31 GMT -5
i wish i could remember the whole thing but lol. it was when kane and big show were a tag team during the may 19th wazoo. and i think kanegot chased and got behind a door, so big show is breaking through everything screaming
big show: KANE , KANE! IM COMING KANE!. and out of nowhere kane comes from the back. LOL
many rock jokes.
carlito to maria
calrlito: maria do you spit or swallow. maria in a dumb and confused face: are you kidding i swallow!!! all while in her airhead face lol
great thread!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2008 21:09:50 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Nice on Dec 25, 2008 21:44:34 GMT -5
Awesome, I'd love if someone could track that down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdiCVbmaQIIEarly on after Melina's entrance and Mickie's too. Though, Ross actually flips out at King earlier on during Melina's entrance too. LMAO!!, I think Ross was pissed at King because he was making midget jokes about Hornswoggle. F***ing hilarious tbh Heres another - one time DX were making baby jokes after Steph had her first child, they photoshopped several heads onto babies bodies on the tron, suddenly Shane snaps and says "You know what, you guys are the babies! and let me tell ya this... at Summerslam... its gonna be us that... well WE'RE GONNA BE CHANGING YOUR DYPERS!!", he hands the mic to Vince while he cringes and Shane just cockily smiles at DX like it was a good one. Triple H says "uhh... did you just say you were gonna be changing our dypers?, gee that was a good one there Shane...oo ya got us there " lol (don't type around the filters again. we have them for a reason. - lildude)
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2008 21:48:55 GMT -5
LOL Show: "There's another door?" Kane: "yeah" Show: "Well, they're not very smart, are they?"
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Post by Agent P on Dec 25, 2008 21:50:16 GMT -5
John Cena: The album's ca;;ed Playing With Fire, but wait, I have a better line. The World's Biggest Scumbag. Here he is: It's Kevin Federline!
I just hear this...
Vince Verhei: It's Mantaur! We got a Mantaur pog!
Rock: Is Kane together with The Undertaker? Is The Undertaker together with Kane? Kane wants to buy The Undertaker a box of chocolates. Undertaker wants to tickle Kane's big red nipple...
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Post by Reptar on Dec 25, 2008 22:16:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2008 22:17:48 GMT -5
LOL Show: "There's another door?" Kane: "yeah" Show: "Well, they're not very smart, are they?" Show: "What do you say we go get that Masterlock... *confused expression* Show: ...sound good?"
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Dec 25, 2008 22:22:43 GMT -5
Reminds me of This always cracks me up, though: "And the t-shirts are too tight too!!! I'm PISSED...now."
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Post by Square on Dec 26, 2008 11:23:36 GMT -5
...THATS why I love Carlito!
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2008 11:33:28 GMT -5
Booker T and Goldust at the Movies were a never ending source of great lines:
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Post by thejustice on Dec 26, 2008 13:52:50 GMT -5
WE NEED SOME KIDS!!!
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Post by smfisawesome on Dec 26, 2008 14:50:32 GMT -5
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 26, 2008 16:11:46 GMT -5
One line that ways cracks me up was sid by Michael Cole to JBL after Jillian had rubbed someones face in her breasts. "Hey look at that move I bet you couldn't do that...well maybe now you could" Love it...great stuff from Cole
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 26, 2008 16:20:53 GMT -5
One of my favorites is an episode of Smackdown where Hornswoggle randomly attacked Michael Cole, causing Cole to yell, "Get this little bastard off of me!" and JBL (still a color commentator at the time) kept egging Hornswoggle on, yelling at him, "Beat him up! Beat him up!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 26, 2008 17:18:30 GMT -5
My answer always when these threads come up, maybe because I can never find the damn thing, is Billy Gunn's prayer to God:
The Rock: The Rock understands, the night you won King of the Ring, you got on your knees and you said "(ultragoofy voice) Dear God, my name's Billy and I just won King of the Ring but everyone still thinks I absolutely suck!"
Then your house shook, the sky opened and a voice said "Bob?"
"But my names Billy."
"It doesn't matter what your name is!"
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