How Would You Book: WWE Inactives

[Toates Madhackrviper]

Edge Heads, D Lo, Paul B, Katie Lea, Ryan Bradock, Gavin Spears, and Scotty Goldman, Bam Neely

Any others I miss in that mix? That's all of them right?

[The Tank]

Bam Neely hasn't been on TV since September, but no one cares about him, so that might as well be all of them.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

Meh, I added him in case anyone had any thoughts about how he could be used

[Jam]

Paul Burchill should either be moved to ECW or be hooked up with Regal as his mentor again.

[>(straightedgepunk)<]

Scotty Goldman and D'Lo really need to be on TV more. Such a waste of talent.

[AwkwardSilence]

I always thought it'll be kinda cool to see a bunch of lower-card guys start a resistance stable. They'd be fed up of losing and getting neglected. Make it subtle in the begining, have them ignore refs, walk out of matches, etc. Then they step it up and start interrupting promos and matches with protests. Then they'd declare war and start taking out the big stars,and then they'll get one of the top stars to sympathize with their cause. It could be pretty rad.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

Dec 27, 2008 17:53:07 GMT -5 AwkwardSilence said:

I always thought it'll be kinda cool to see a bunch of lower-card guys start a resistance stable. They'd be fed up of losing and getting neglected. Make it subtle in the begining, have them ignore refs, walk out of matches, etc. Then they step it up and start interrupting promos and matches with protests. Then they'd declare war and start taking out the big stars,and then they'll get one of the top stars to sympathize with their cause. It could be pretty rad.

So a way more badass JOB squad?

I like it

[Mac]

Scotty Goldman makes a name for himself as a big game performer by eliminating several guys from the Royal Rumble, lasting over an hour and being one of the final 4 or 5 left at the end after taking a ridiculous beating throughout. He continues to job on Smackdown matches, acts like an idiot, no wrestler takes him seriously, but when hes on PPV's or in title matches he's not just as good as gold he's "As good as GOLDMAN"

Katie Lea admits to having both male and female reproductive organs and wrestles in both the male and female divisions, and quite well. She carries around a big club she calls a "Throb-rod" and becomes this generations Goldust.

Bam Neely becomes PN Gas and raps on the way to the ring and farts a lot... yeah

The Edge Heads both become SEVERE jobbers who get brutalized and squahed quickly by EVERYBODY for years to come.

[Deleted]

Give D-Lo a gimmick where he still thinks it's the Attitude era. Potential for comedy gold.

[Nic Nemeth]

Edgeheads - The Dirt Sheet gimmick continues on WWE Smackdown, with Ryder and Hawkins giving promos backstage each week, only for Ryder to say one of his catchphrases and embarrass Hawkins. This continues for weeks, and they become guest commentators each week, leading to Hawkins finally being so fed up, he hits Ryder with a DDT and splits up the team. Ryder then goes on to become an uppermidcarder while Hawkins becomes a jobber to the stars.

D'Lo - Bring back Heat or Velocity, that's where he belongs.

Paul and Katie - Paul becomes Regal's enforcer and helps him retain the IC title. Katie and Layla become an English heel team.

Braddock - He joins Hade Vansen's new stable along with Thorn.

Spears - Released hopefully.

Goldman - He becomes Ryder's new best friend, and together they "Woo Wooo Wooo" together because Goldman "knows it".

Bam - He returns to job one week, then goes back to doing nothing for 5 months.

[blef]

........why am I the first person to mention the name VAL VENIS ??

[Mr. Nice]

Katie Lea is repackaged as an english prostitute - "Making her way to the ring... from the red light district... Katie Lea!"

Paul Burchill is a pirate again

Goldman gets released.

[ilggant]

Dec 27, 2008 19:57:56 GMT -5 @blef said:

........why am I the first person to mention the name VAL VENIS ??

why am I the first person to mention JAMIE FREAKIN NOBLE??

[The Tank]

Dec 27, 2008 20:15:32 GMT -5 ilggant said:

Dec 27, 2008 19:57:56 GMT -5 @blef said:

........why am I the first person to mention the name VAL VENIS ??

why am I the first person to mention JAMIE FREAKIN NOBLE??

Val Venis has been injured for months, that's why he's been gone.

As for Jamie Noble.......*shrug*

[MrBRulzOK]

For Gavin Spears, I hire back Johnny Swinger Parisi, give them Jim Neidhart as a manager, then turn them into a tag team called the Who Crew.

They are never acknowledged by anyone, including the referee, announcer, and commentators, and all of their matches end in count out because nobody realizes that they are even in the ring.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

Goldman goes to Raw to be Punk's wacky sidekick.

We could see tag matches with Punk/Goldman vs. Regal/Burchill.

[Mantaurded]

Val Venis wins a tag team title with somebody...anybody.

[Nic Nemeth]

Dec 27, 2008 20:57:19 GMT -5 MrBRulzOK said:

For Gavin Spears, I hire back Johnny Swinger Parisi, give them Jim Neidhart as a manager, then turn them into a tag team called the Who Crew.

They are never acknowledged by anyone, including the referee, announcer, and commentators, and all of their matches end in count out because nobody realizes that they are even in the ring.

Win!