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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 23, 2008 23:46:45 GMT -5
What's crackin' Nattie,. Want to come by my place, maybe have a few drinks and play Twister? Maybe you can show me your pink and black attack.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 23, 2008 23:49:30 GMT -5
Eve, just stand there for a bit. I'm going to try and pick you up. Or maybe if we tried this piggyback style it would be easier.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 23, 2008 23:53:00 GMT -5
"Breiiiiaahhh, Beellllaahhh....One boobies, Two boobies, Three boobies, Four boobies....FOUR BOOBIES AH AH AH"
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 23, 2008 23:54:10 GMT -5
Dunno - I could lift McCool with just my pinkie finger.
Anyhoo, I wouldn't need words for Mickie. Our eyes would meet, and we'd instantly be at it like jack rabbits. Morrison would convince us to eat a ham on rye.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 23, 2008 23:58:51 GMT -5
"Hey Jillian I'll agree to buy a CD if you agree to see deez nutts"
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Post by thuschongswing on Dec 24, 2008 0:10:13 GMT -5
"Hey Victoria, let me show you MY Widow's Peak..."
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DOH!
Team Rocket
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Post by DOH! on Dec 24, 2008 0:18:58 GMT -5
Me: what the h*** *jibberish* Diva: You're Drunk. Me: You're Sexy. Diva: Listen you have to stop this, alright no more drinking im sorry I even put it in your head. Me: I dont know, I dont even know what your problem is, Ive never felt better *throws up on diva* Ok now ive never felt better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LNAs6PW_T8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2008 0:52:39 GMT -5
Hey Maria! My PENIS is so HUGE that if you put it down on a KEYBOARD it goes from A to Z!
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 24, 2008 0:55:55 GMT -5
So it only goes down diagonally for a few millimetres?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2008 1:00:32 GMT -5
So it only goes down diagonally for a few millimetres? Just don't say it when a computer is nearby. Otherwise it sounds impressive and most people fall for it.
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Frank Castle
AC Slater
Trying to be a heel in a heel loving world.
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Post by Frank Castle on Dec 24, 2008 1:08:00 GMT -5
"So, I'm bored, youre bored, want to f***?
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 24, 2008 1:10:03 GMT -5
"Hey Michelle I had an idea, If we dated I bet I could eat your McRibbwich everyday of the year instead waiting on McDonalds"
"Hey Kelly "A stutter's most hated diva" Kelly, I'm tired of giving my Cena the Five Knuckle Shuffle so I was wondering how could I FU...I know you're not blind so top acting like U Can't See Me. I know you what you want. Pretend my face is a sink." *KellyylleK's eye's light up*
"uh, hi Mickie. I heard the rage on the internet saying your fat. well I ain't down with that...*Doors open and Sir Mixalot floats in on a cloud of smoke like Tom Jones on the Fresh Prince of Bell Air*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 24, 2008 1:21:34 GMT -5
Hey Mickie, let's say you and me go out on a date. Have some chicken, maybe some sex. See what happens.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 24, 2008 2:39:27 GMT -5
"Hi, Stephanie, if your little ones get tired of the boob juice, I'd love to take a whack at it!"
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 24, 2008 2:47:51 GMT -5
Hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2008 2:58:35 GMT -5
Hey May Young! Wanna lose a hand? ..... Oh, come on. Someone had to go there. man... i was gonna say hey may young! wanna give me a hand?
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Post by kitsunestar on Dec 24, 2008 3:01:50 GMT -5
*Turns on a hair dryer, Michelle McCool goes flying across the room*
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 24, 2008 3:10:11 GMT -5
"Melina, Melina, Ma...lin...na........*she turns around and i'm pantless* how about you practice you ring entrance on me. I'm no Batista but sex is not only welcome but it's encouraged *does a R-Truth* "
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 24, 2008 3:28:43 GMT -5
Hi, my name is Batista, sex me
[How it took so long I will never understand, 2 pages and not a single pussymonster joke?]
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 24, 2008 3:56:03 GMT -5
"Why no Maria, this rat actually loves p*ssies"
"Hey Mickie you're so fine, you blow me and I'll blow your mind, hey Mickie"
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