Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Dec 24, 2008 4:10:42 GMT -5
"You're not Christy Hemme or So-Cal Val, but I guess you'll have to do."
"Hey Beth, do you think you could beat me up?Wanna try it?"
"Let's f***."
That's about as inventive as I'm going to get right now.
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Post by kitsunestar on Dec 24, 2008 5:34:24 GMT -5
"You know that drink I bought you? Ha! THERE WERE ROOFIES IN THEM!"
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2008 6:43:56 GMT -5
Hey, Layla, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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azz0r
Dennis Stamp
Ex 4 month ruling Wrestlecrap PPV Prediction Champion
Posts: 3,696
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Post by azz0r on Dec 24, 2008 7:11:58 GMT -5
WHATS UP? WHATS UP? WHATS UP? WHATS UP?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 24, 2008 7:28:32 GMT -5
"hey mickie! i... once... erm *begins sweating profusely* sex... erm... yeah"
oh yeah, never met a pair of ovaries i couldn't fill.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 24, 2008 7:39:02 GMT -5
Hey, Layla, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? OK, that's scary - I logged in to post this EXACT joke. Except it was Maria. Damn.
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Post by wrestlecrapcrap on Dec 24, 2008 8:42:56 GMT -5
I'd ask Beth if she thinks spells work, then stack forward into a DHV routine while telling her that her nose wiggles when she laughs. Then I'd isolate her and run The Cube, then bounce her to my house, before dealing with any LMR and full closing.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,663
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 24, 2008 8:50:25 GMT -5
Hey Melina, Don't worry I'm not trying to get into your pants, I'm already wearing the ones you sold to me on the WWE.com auction site.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Mac on Dec 24, 2008 8:50:43 GMT -5
<<Throws a bag of oats at Mickie James>>
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 24, 2008 10:07:26 GMT -5
"Hey Victoria wanna go back to my house and blog about our day? LOL AM I RITE?"
"Hey Mickie I really love your work-rate, I gave your 04 match in Japan 5 stars! Wanna go break kayfabe with me?
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Post by notonyourradar on Dec 24, 2008 11:06:02 GMT -5
Uhhh...huhhuhhuh....Hey baby. Huhhuhhuh....Wanna like...uh.....do it? Come to Radar...
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 24, 2008 12:01:49 GMT -5
"Mickie James? Sajoa Moe. There'll be time for explanations later, and hopefully, some sex."
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 24, 2008 12:07:47 GMT -5
So Nattie, would you like to feel the force of an anvil?
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Post by Marc4u23 on Dec 24, 2008 18:47:31 GMT -5
"Hey Layla. After your London Bridges fall down can I put my Big Ben up your English Channel until your Hadrian Walls get Stone Henged while you Cliffs over Dover hang in my face and if you don't mind can I put my Blackpool Towel in your London Eye.....Oh so no London Eye. Cool but at least my London Tower visit your St Michael's Mount before I give you a Roman Bath." *Bows* How did that get no sold? It's friggin' hilarious
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 24, 2008 21:43:01 GMT -5
Hey *insert diva's name here*....get in the van.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
Posts: 19,009
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Post by Celgress on Dec 24, 2008 21:48:48 GMT -5
Hey, Layla, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Sick,,, yet hilarious.
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Dec 24, 2008 21:58:53 GMT -5
"I have a friend in my pants who would like to meet you, Nattie. Guess who!"
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Post by Mr. Nice on Dec 24, 2008 22:01:32 GMT -5
"I have a friend in my pants who would like to meet you, Nattie. Guess who!" I see what you did there.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 24, 2008 22:24:25 GMT -5
Hey Mayrse how about me and you try and patch up Anglo-French relations...by doing it.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Dec 25, 2008 1:48:04 GMT -5
I'd ask Beth if she thinks spells work, then stack forward into a DHV routine while telling her that her nose wiggles when she laughs. Then I'd isolate her and run The Cube, then bounce her to my house, before dealing with any LMR and full closing. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but my panties are wet...
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