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Post by The Tank on Aug 18, 2008 1:04:27 GMT -5
Point proven.
Now then, onto to representing...TEAM CANADA!!! Oh christ, not another faction! Are we about to have to go into faction wars?
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Post by Gopher Mod on Aug 18, 2008 1:09:19 GMT -5
Point proven.
Now then, onto to representing...TEAM CANADA!!! Oh christ, not another faction! Are we about to have to go into faction wars? I believe there's some sort of X Cup type competition coming up soon.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 18, 2008 1:48:50 GMT -5
Oh christ, not another faction! Are we about to have to go into faction wars? I believe there's some sort of X Cup type competition coming up soon. Right, I forgot completely about that.
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Post by chiefdom on Aug 18, 2008 9:13:34 GMT -5
*Sigh* - We'll never get this fued finished....
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 15:01:01 GMT -5
*Sigh* - We'll never get this fued finished.... Or will we?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 15:22:45 GMT -5
It's finally here...........The Most Decorated Prize in Professional Wrestling....The First Annual FPEL World Cup begins...........*The opening credits roll with The official theme music.* Hello again, wrestling fans and welcome to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here and alongside, as always, is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, it's finally here!Yes indeed, Joey! It's the first annual FPEL World Cup. Where the winners get the FPEL Big Ass World Cup Trophy! I'm betting money that Team USA wins it. They're kicking ass in the Olympics, so it's only mathematical that they win it here as well!Let's get the first round under way!Opening Bout: Team USA v. Team Canada*The first bout in the FPEL World Cup. Pretty good opening match as well. Lots of quick tags between the two teams, keeping fresh players in most of the time. Joe hit Petey with an Island Driver, but Hart broke it up. Then Petey tagged in Storm, who also got an Island Driver, but kicked out at the last possible instant. Joe finally KO'd Storm with a Muscle Buster to win it for Team USA.* Results: Team USA d. Team Canada in 21:10 when Samoa Joe CRITICAL'd Lance Storm with a Standing Muscle Buster.I told ya, Joey. The athletic combo of CM Punk, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles have this thing in the bag.There's been only one match so far, Brain. Let's wait a little bit before we start calling winners.Second Bout: Team Britain v. Team Mexico*This match started out pretty well, but then degenerated into a brawl between the teams. Then things got settled down and everything went back to normal. Then Dynamite KO'd Mil Mascaras with his Flying Headbutt. 2 matches in a row ending in Criticals. That's pretty damn rare.* Results: Team Britain d. Team Mexico in 16:08 when Dynamite CRITICAL'd Mascaras with a Super Dive Headbutt.Team Britain picking up the win here, looking for redemption after the British Empire lost to the Four Horsemen of Japan at Lariats-R-Us.Third Bout: Team Japan v. Team Colony*In all honesty, I've never heard of the Colony country, but these men, er ants, want to do it proud by bringing home that big ass trophy. Fire Ant started out taking a beating from both Liger and Tanaka. Soldier Ant tags in, and he gets a beating from Tanaka and KENTA. Then Worker Ant tags in, and does pretty well against KENTA. Later in the match, KENTA hit the Go 2 Sleep on Fire Ant, but Fire Ant somehow kicked out! Worker Ant tagged in and then got the crap kicked out of him by KENTA, but would not stay down. Finally, KENTA put him away.* Results: Team Japan d. Team Colony in 26:12 with a Go 2 Sleep.Man, these ants took a pounding from Team Japan, Joey, but they still weren't easy to put away. You gotta give them a lot of credit.Fourth Bout: Team India v. Team Parts Unknown*Talk about odd trios here. On one side, we have a tall guy, a guru, and the king of spice, and on the other side, we have a clown, a puzzle, and a guy who speaks jibberish. During the match, while his teammates brawled with the others, Delirious decided to show off his dance moves in the ring, doing a couple Spin-a-roonies for the crowd. Then surprisingly, Curry Man CRITICAL'd Jigsaw with a Spicy Drop, leaving Team Parts Unknown down a man since Jigsaw wasn't the legal man. But that didn't matter as Doink pinned Singh for the win.* Results: Team Parts Unknown d. Team India in 19:52 with a Jumping DDT.This match concludes the First Round of the FPEL World Cup! Let's take a quick look at the standings after the first round.FPEL World Cup After One Round Team Points 1. Team USA 5 1. Team Britain 5 1. Team Japan 5 1. Team Parts Unknown 5 5. Team Canada 0 5. Team Mexico 0 5. Team Colony 0 5. Team India 0 * Commercial Break* That was one of the oddest sponsor adds we've had, Joey.Actually, it was one of the few played during the Super Bowl, Brain. Anyways, fans, we've decided to split this show into two portions. The first portion was the wrestling part, with the FPEL World Cup. Now we will have the MMA Division.Fifth Bout: Fedor Emelianenko v. Randy CoutureBuffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be held under SWA Rules. In the blue corner, fighting out of Stary Oskol, Russia. He stands in at 6' tall and weighs 230 lbs. He is "The Last Emperor" FEDOR EMELIANENKO!!
His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada! He stands in at 6'1" tall and weighs 229 lbs. He has a MMA record of 16 wins and 8 losses. He is RANDY "THE NATURAL" COUTURE!!The world has waited to see these two collide, and you get the first showing here on FPEL! Emelianenko/Couture: The Beginning!*SWA Rules Bout. The match the world has waited to see. Two former World Heavyweight Champions. Two of the best mixed martial artists in the world. The first round was too close to call, and the judges declared it even after one round. Then Fedor got right on Couture, KO'ing him with Crown Knee Kicks. The fourth Critical we've had tonight so far.* Results: Fedor Emelianenko d. Randy Couture in the 2nd Round: 1:21 when Fedor CRITICAL'd Couture with Crown Knee Kicks.Well, it was a pretty good match for the first round. Then Fedor took over in the second, putting away Couture for the deuce, making him 8-0 in the MMA Division so far.Sixth Bout: Bob Sapp v. Tim SylviaThe next contest will be taking place inside the Octagon! In the blue corner, fighting out Washington, D.C. He stands in at 6'5", and weights 375 lbs. He is "The Beast" BOB SAPP!
His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Bettendorf, Iowa. He stands 6'8" and weighs 263 lbs. He is "The Maine-iac" TIM SYLVIA!!*Two giants of the MMA World squaring off here in the Octagon. The judges awarded Sapp the first round after Sapp pounded Sylvia, with Sylvia getting a little offense. Finally, in the second round, Sapp KOs Sylvia for the duke, making him 2-0 so far in the FPEL.* Results: Bob Sapp d. Tim Sylvia in the 2nd Round: 3:14 with a KO.Main Event: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic v. Chuck LiddellLadies and gentlemen, this is our main event of the evening! In the blue corner, fighting out of Zagreb, Croatia. He stands in at 6'1" and weighs 230 lbs. He is MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC!!
His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of San Luis Obispo, California. He stands 6'2" and weighs 205 lbs. He is "The Iceman" CHUCK LIDDELL!!*Cro Cop looking to continue his dominance after losing to Fedor. He was a little sloppy in the first round, barely getting the score from the judges over Liddell. But like Fedor, he goes right after Liddell, KOing him in the second round.* Results: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic d. Chuck Liddell in the 2nd Round: 1:35 with a KO.Well, that's gonna do it for this edition of FPEL Unleashed! For Bobby Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying so long until next time!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 15:35:40 GMT -5
"Team Colony"? Must have missed that one.............
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 16:55:21 GMT -5
"Team Colony"? Must have missed that one............. They might be a dark horse in this whole thing. Worker Ant took about 2 or 3 Go 2 Sleeps along with a crapload of kicks from KENTA before he was finally put away.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 16:56:04 GMT -5
"Team Colony"? Must have missed that one............. They might be a dark horse in this whole thing. Worker Ant took about 2 or 3 Go 2 Sleeps along with a crapload of kicks from KENTA before he was finally put away. Hmm, how high are they in stats?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 17:22:25 GMT -5
I think they're either at B or C in the skill level. I figured they were either mid-card or lower mid-card. At least in my eyes they should be.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 17:31:06 GMT -5
I think they're either at B or C in the skill level. I figured they were either mid-card or lower mid-card. At least in my eyes they should be. That's suprisingly high for Indy-level wrestlers. They are ususally in the lower 100 range.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 18, 2008 17:43:53 GMT -5
Results: Team Britain d. Team Mexico in 16:08 when Dynamite CRITICAL'd Mascaras with a Super Dive Headbutt. *Post-match...*
Nigel: "Well done, boys, well done."
*pats Dynamite and Burchill on the back*
Nigel: "I mean, if we can beat the Mexicans, a proud, passionate people who have very little 'cept their honour - and thus infinitely more dangerous than the spoilt Yanks or paranoid Japs - then the FPEL Big Ass World Cup is ours!"
*Dynamite and Burchill nod*
Nigel: "Now, let's go watch the Olympics and see how size *cough*USA*cough* doesn't matter, as our small yet far more influential homeland of Great Britain keeps climbing that medal table."
*The trio walk off in high spirits, laughing and patting one another*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 17:55:11 GMT -5
I think they're either at B or C in the skill level. I figured they were either mid-card or lower mid-card. At least in my eyes they should be. That's suprisingly high for Indy-level wrestlers. They are ususally in the lower 100 range. Alright. Well, I think I can lower their parameters a little bit.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 17:56:02 GMT -5
That's suprisingly high for Indy-level wrestlers. They are ususally in the lower 100 range. Alright. Well, I think I can lower their parameters a little bit. Just a smidge.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 18:00:04 GMT -5
Alright. Well, I think I can lower their parameters a little bit. Just a smidge. Alright. But don't blame me when you're walking down the street one day, then THIS happens to you:
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 18, 2008 18:01:28 GMT -5
Alright. But don't blame me when you're walking down the street one day, then THIS happens to you: Hopefully, I will be wearing better Kickpads there.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 18:14:25 GMT -5
Here is the next card so far for the next FPEL Unleashed:
Round 2 of the FPEL World Cup
Milano Collection AT v. Great Muta
Anyone want a match, you know the drill.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 18, 2008 18:27:14 GMT -5
Milano would like a match again, now he is flesh off an easy victoly ovelr that AJ Styles fellow! Milano would be happy to face the Gleat Muta again and plove that Milano is not gay, but in fact vely vely manly and tough, but Milano is just happy with a match against anybody. MILANO!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 18, 2008 18:59:33 GMT -5
*Camera cuts to backstage, showing Eddie Guerrero and Jun Akiyama walking along.*
Come on, ese. You still haven't told me where you're taking me.
Something that needs to be done, Eddie.
*They walk up to a locker and Jun knocks. They hear a familiar "enter" and walk in to find Mil Mascaras, warming up for his next match.*
Whoa, whoa, whoa, holmes. What the hell is this? Why are we in this scum's locker room.
Damnit, Eddie, listen to me. This is not how the Four Horsemen of Japan do things. We don't harbor grudges. We fight with honor and respect. That's why I brought us both here. I came here to apologize to Mil, and I wanted you two to bury the hatchet and move on.
Aww, but Jun......
No buts. Let's end this here.
*Eddie thinks about it, and finally agrees, giving Mil a handshake, thus ending their squabble.*
There, and Mil, I apologize for those nasty remarks I said earlier. I hope that you can forgive me.
Akiyama, ese. Those were words in anger. I know you didn't mean those. I know you better.
*He ruffles Akiyama's hair a little bit.*
Well, I'm glad that that's all taken care o...
TEN HUT!!
*Akiyama, Eddie, and Mil all suddenly stand at attention, wondering who's behind them. The person walks around to face them to reveal Soldier Ant, who looks them up and down. Then he marches off, leaving the three confused.*
What the hell was that about?
*Eddie and Mil shrug their shoulders as the camera cuts away.*
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Post by The Tank on Aug 18, 2008 19:04:43 GMT -5
*Camera cuts to backstage, showing Eddie Guerrero and Jun Akiyama walking along.* Come on, ese. You still haven't told me where you're taking me.Something that needs to be done, Eddie.*They walk up to a locker and Jun knocks. They hear a familiar "enter" and walk in to find Mil Mascaras, warming up for his next match.* Whoa, whoa, whoa, holmes. What the hell is this? Why are we in this scum's locker room.Damnit, Eddie, listen to me. This is not how the Four Horsemen of Japan do things. We don't harbor grudges. We fight with honor and respect. That's why I brought us both here. I came here to apologize to Mil, and I wanted you two to bury the hatchet and move on.Aww, but Jun......No buts. Let's end this here.*Eddie thinks about it, and finally agrees, giving Mil a handshake, thus ending their squabble.* There, and Mil, I apologize for those nasty remarks I said earlier. I hope that you can forgive me.Akiyama, ese. Those were words in anger. I know you didn't mean those. I know you better.*He ruffles Akiyama's hair a little bit.* Well, I'm glad that that's all taken care o...TEN HUT!!*Akiyama, Eddie, and Mil all suddenly stand at attention, wondering who's behind them. The person walks around to face them to reveal Soldier Ant, who looks them up and down. Then he marches off, leaving the three confused.* What the hell was that about?*Eddie and Mil shrug their shoulders as the camera cuts away.* A'ight, I'm cool with that promo, but I'd appreciate it if you asked before using one of my guys again. Even if we are in a faction together. I just prefer to know about s*** like this in advance.
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