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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 15, 2008 22:06:39 GMT -5
The final card for tomorrow:
1. Milano Collection AT VS AJ Styles.
2. Vader w/ Larry Sweeney VS Toshiaki Kawada.
3. Kenta Kobashi VS Genichiro Tenryu.
4. Low Ki VS Kendo Ka Shin VS Terry Funk.
5. Gotchism VS Baisaiku Arrow VS Sex And Violence VS CM Punk and Akira Taue.
6. Nigel McGuiness, The Dynamite Kid, Paul Burchall, and Giant Singh VS Tiger Mask II, Jushin Liger, Jun Akiyama, and Eddie Guerrero.
7. Petey Williams VS The Great Muta in a 2/3 Falls Match. 1st Fall: Normal Match. 2nd Fall: Landmine Deathmatch w/ Lightubes. 3rd fall: SWA Rules Match.
8. Lion Fighter/Jr. Pac-Manweight Title Unification match: Giant Baba VS Bret Hart.
9. Hell's Angels Tag Title Defense: Perfect Strangers VS Kings Of The Suplex.
10. Dragonweight Title Defense: Stan Hansen VS Jumbo Tsuruta.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 16, 2008 2:22:47 GMT -5
When is the Vader vs big show cage match?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 8:40:24 GMT -5
When is the Vader vs big show cage match? Next show.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 16, 2008 13:24:27 GMT -5
Uhh, aren't Bret and Liger meant to be having a Pacmanweight rematch some time soon? Since, they kind of agreed to one and all.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 13:29:29 GMT -5
Uhh, aren't Bret and Liger meant to be having a Pacmanweight rematch some time soon? Since, they kind of agreed to one and all. At the next show.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 18:20:33 GMT -5
Okay, I'll sim the show now, and I'll post the results once done.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 18:22:43 GMT -5
Okay, I'll sim the show now, and I'll post the results once done. Well, I've got a promo to post before that, so can you wait until I'm done to post the World Title match? (If it's even tonight?)
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 18:25:27 GMT -5
Okay, I'll sim the show now, and I'll post the results once done. Well, I've got a promo to post before that, so can you wait until I'm done to post the World Title match? (If it's even tonight?) It's not tonight, so promo away.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 18:38:02 GMT -5
Well, I've got a promo to post before that, so can you wait until I'm done to post the World Title match? (If it's even tonight?) It's not tonight, so promo away. I would...I really would. But due to the taxing work of stopping the Skrull invasion of Wrestlecrap, I haven't had time to do it. (Translation: I'm lazy, bitches.)
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 18:39:56 GMT -5
It's not tonight, so promo away. I would...I really would. But due to the taxing work of stopping the Skrull invasion of Wrestlecrap, I haven't had time to do it. (Translation: I'm lazy, bitches.) Hmm.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 20:39:06 GMT -5
DETAILED RESULTS COMING SOON.
1. Milano Collection AT d. AJ Styles at 14:35 with a Bat-Hanging Lock.
2. Vader w/ Larry Sweeney d. Toshiaki Kawada at 4:35 by K.O. from a Avalanche Press.
3. Kenta Kobashi d. Genichiro Tenryu at 20:46 with a Original Brainbuster.
4. Terry Funk d. Low Ki and Kendo Ka Shin at 20:51 in a Three-Way Dance. 1. Kendo Ka Shin was K.O.'d from a Ki Crusher from Low Ki at 16:13. 2. Low Ki was pinned at 20:51 from a Texas Jab Combo from Terry Funk.
5. Sex And Violence d. Baisaiku Arrow, Gotchism, and Akira Taue & CM Punk at 10:46 when Takeshi Morishima K.O.'d KENTA with a Uproot Back Drop.
6. The Four Horsemen Of Japan d. The New British Empire at 29:17. 1st: Nigel McGuiness was K.O.'d at 13:08 with a Del Ver Brainbuster from Jushin Liger. 2nd: Paul Burchall was pinned at 15:38 with a Exploder from Jun Akiyama. 3rd: Eddie Guerrero was pinned at 19:00 with a Super Diving Headbutt from The Dynamite Kid. 4th: The Dynamite Kid was pinned at 20:19 with a Frog Splash from Jushin Liger. 5th: Jushin Liger was pinned 23:48 with a Final Powerbomb from Giant Singh. 6th: Giant Singh was pinned at 29:17 with a Wrist-Clutched Exploder from Jun Akiyama.
7. Three Stages Of Hell: Petey Williams d. Great Muta. 1st: Petey Williams d. Great Muta at 15:19 with a Flying Roll-Up. 2nd: Great Muta d. Petey Williams in a Electrified Landmine Deathmatch at 13:47 with a Shining Wizard. 3rd: Petey Williams d. Great Muta in a SWA Rules Match at R2, 3:06 with a Jumping Piledriver.
8. Jr. Pac-Manweight Jr. Title/Lion Fighter Title Unification Match: Bret Hart d. Giant Baba at 19:48 with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch to unify the Titles.
9. Hell's Angels Tag Title Defense: Perfect Strangers (C) d. Kings Of The Suplex at 16:00 when Naomichi Marufuji used a Gannosuke Clutch on Samoa Joe.
10. Dragonweight Title Defense: Stan Hansen (C) d. Jumbo Tsuruta at 8:49 by K.O. from a Western Lariat.
DETAILED RESULTS COMING SOON.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 22:29:05 GMT -5
Alright, people, stay tuned or tune in. It's time...
...that's right, for the first time in weeks, you'll hear from YOUR GJD WORLD CHAMPION, Bill Goldberg.
Be here, 12 o'clock midnight. (Eastern)
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Post by Gopher Mod on Aug 16, 2008 22:34:05 GMT -5
Alright, people, stay tuned or tune in. It's time... ...that's right, for the first time in weeks, you'll hear from YOUR GJD WORLD CHAMPION IN BELT ONLY, Bill Goldberg. Be here, 12 o'clock midnight. (Eastern) Fixed for accuracy. Remember: you have the belt, not the title.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 22:37:25 GMT -5
Alright, people, stay tuned or tune in. It's time... ...that's right, for the first time in weeks, you'll hear from YOUR GJD WORLD CHAMPION IN BELT ONLY, Bill Goldberg. Be here, 12 o'clock midnight. (Eastern) Fixed for accuracy. Remember: you have the belt, not the title. Possesion is 9/10ths of the law.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Aug 16, 2008 22:39:02 GMT -5
Fixed for accuracy. Remember: you have the belt, not the title. Possesion is 9/10ths of the law. Your mother is my codpiece. That means I possess her. How about those apples?
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 22:39:57 GMT -5
Possesion is 9/10ths of the law. Your mother is my codpiece. That means I possess her. How about those apples? I'll say the same thing I say whenever someone a variant of that particular insult: You wanna go around f***in' old ladies, that's your business.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 16, 2008 22:41:34 GMT -5
Your mother is my codpiece. That means I possess her. How about those apples? I'll say the same thing I say whenever someone a variant of that particular insult: You wanna go around f***in' old ladies, that's your business. All right, you two. You can threaten each other with violence, but the moms stay out of this.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 23:00:02 GMT -5
FPEL Special Ring Announcer: Michael Buffer Buffer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. Introducing the man returning to the FPEL after a 2-week abscense...standing 6'4" and weighing in at 285 lbs...from Atlanta, Georgia...he is your FPEL GJD Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEERRRRRG!!!!!!*The titantron begins, but to the rage of more than a few fans, it is the less than beloved version... uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GfFuDaO4drEGoldberg makes his usual entrance from the ramp to the ring, still in street clothes, security absent, title draped over his shoulder. Upon entering the ring, Goldberg holds the championship up, causing golden sparks to erupt from each corner of the ring, while fireworks light up the rafters. Goldberg gives Buffer a quick handshake and takes his mic.* Now, whether you agree with the way I've been doing things lately, you've gotta admit: THAT...was the entrance of a champion. Let's see someone top a spectacle that grand.
Now then, unlike other champions who would leave and forget about the company, I actually kept track of the going-ons while I was kickin' back in Mexico. Speakin' of which, great trip. Great country. Regardless of what people may say, not everything in Mexico is dirty or diseased. At least, the women weren't. *chuckle* And as far as the so-called "crime" is concerned, well...if you think that's bad, then go pay a visit to those muggers I left in bodycasts. But, I'm getting off-track.
I understand that my teammates may not agree with the decision regarding MY World Championship. Kobashi, you can disagree with my "methods", but it's not like this affected you in any way. Inoki wasn't connected to you at all, so I'm having trouble connecting the dots here. Just try doing what Show and Brody have been doin' for a change, and shut up.
As for Inoki himself, I've got a more important message for him. Tony, I'll be honest with ya. When I wasn't blowin' time down there showin' those cholo whores what a real man is, *chuckle* I was thinking. I was thinking, and watching old tapes. Tapes of a decrepit company called the FPWL. The company which founded this belt. *Goldberg pauses to look at the championship, then takes a deep breath.* I saw all the battles you went through to earn this championship. All the wars you fought to defend this championship. All the blood, sweat, and tears you put into making this championship the most valuable f***ing belt on the god-damn planet. And now that it's in the hands of a real champion......I've gotta prove myself as worthy...no, BETTER than the legacy you've left behind. I've got to reach every mountain you did, and climb even higher. I've got to reach heights that most ordinary men would die trying to get to. And if I can't do that......then I don't deserve to hold this belt.
So, Monsoon, or Teddy Long, or whoever's in charge, I want to make something perfectly clear. If I don't successfully defend MY World Championship at the next PPV, then......then...... *deep breath* ......I Quit.*Goldberg drops the mic and leaves, to the relative shock of the crowd.*
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 17, 2008 6:57:25 GMT -5
Meh. Not a bad finish to the feud.
Overall, Muta is up 3 to 2 on Williams. I am satisfied with that.
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Post by Hensley on Aug 18, 2008 0:47:14 GMT -5
Point proven.
Now then, onto to representing...TEAM CANADA!!!
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