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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 11, 2008 8:34:34 GMT -5
The Muta/Williams contest should be on PPV. All right.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 11, 2008 8:59:58 GMT -5
I didn't actually mean to ask for a rematch, it was a typo of match as "mmatch" due to typing too fast and using Quick Reply. Not to worry, though.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 11, 2008 9:25:18 GMT -5
Congratulations, Jushin Liger. You beat me fair and square, and there was no interference from that delirious Brit to distract us. If you want a shot at this title, a real shot, then come get it at Lariats-R-Us.
*off camera* Is this show really called Lariats-R-Us? Bret, I look forward to facing you once again. With the belt on the line, I know you'll give everything you've got to keep it, just as I will do the same to win the belt. You are the more successful in heavyweight competition, I the ore successful in junior heavyweight ranks. This match is the decider. I look forward to it. *God Save The Queen starts playing as Nigel McGuinness struts out accompanied by Prince Nana. With a mic in his hand, he solemnly waits until the boos die down so he can finally be heard*
Nigel: "Shut up! Shut the hell up, all of you! Respect the Empire - respect me - Nigel McGuinness! NOW!"
*booing continues*
Nigel: "Look at me, I'm hurting after giving everything I've got recently... and not winning a damn thing. And all you people want to do is boo me? Shame on you all!"
*Nana nods in agreement as the crowd begins to chant "YOU CAN'T WIN CLAP-CLAP-CLAP" repeatedly*
Nigel: "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
*Stomps his feet in frustration at which point Nana has to calm him down. After a quick shoulder massage from the Prince, Nigel regains his composure and resumes his speech*
Nigel: "Ok, ok. You know something. I agree with all of you fans - here and at home. Right now, the New British Empire cannot buy a win. But we stay united, we will not devolve into anarachy as our all enemies would sorely love. We will work through this, we will walk through this pit of danger and come out of the other side stronger and better."
*mild booing*
Nigel: "Infact, I would almost say that it has been more beneficial for me to lose recently then win. Losing to the likes of Mr. Pogo and Jushin Liar-
*crowd pops*
Nigel: "-and Bret "pity me" Hart-"
*crowd pops again*
Nigel: "-and Mishawiwawawawa Mask Tiger the Eighth or whatever he's called-"
*more crowd pops*
Nigel: ".........it's taught me that I actually enjoy pain. And those 'wrestlers' I just mentioned certainly dished out their fair share of punishment on me. Of course, in each of those contest the odds were stacked against me, thanks to the backward booking of this bloody company which has tried to make my ilk and I look foolish."
*Nana nods in agreement*
Nigel: "But it hasn't worked. All the pain, all the losses, all the embarassment - and we are still here. Oh yes. So Hart, Liger, Pogo, Tiger Mask I or II - any of you who have a victory over me - you may have had my number but you will never have my respect. How about any of you want to try and beat some into me? I look forward to it."
*Nigel grins*
Nigel: "Now stand for our anthem!"
*God Save The Queen plays to deafening boos as Nigel and Nana stand to attention*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 11, 2008 23:25:05 GMT -5
We are less than 48 hours away from Lariats-R-Us tonight on FPEL Unleashed!*Opening credits roll with this special edition of the official theme.* Hello again, wrestling fans and mixed martial arts fans, to another edition of FPEL Unleashed. Joey Styles here alongside me always is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Heenan, we got some great matches here tonight!Not only that, Joey. I'm being told that we have an interview with the former Dragonweight Champion Jun Akiyama tonight here as well. Who knows what'll happen tonight?Opening Bout: Mr. Pogo v. Vader w/Larry Sweeney*This was pretty much a SQUASH. Vader dominated most of the match and finished off Pogo.* Results: Vader d. Mr. Pogo in 6:43 with a Vader BombWow. I think that change in managers must've helped Vader because I don't think I've seen anyone pound Mr. Pogo that fiercely!I think you might be right there, Brain. We may see the dominance of Vader once again here in the FPEL.Second Bout: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic v. Kimbo SliceBuffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is under SWA Rules! In the blue corner, fighting out of Zagreb, Croatia. He stands in at 6'1", and weighs 230 lbs. He is one of the most dominant heavyweights in the world today. He is MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC!!*Crowd cheers Cro Cop* His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Miami, Florida. He stands 6'2" and weighs 240 lbs. He is The King of the Web Brawlers, KIMBO SLICE!!*Crowd boos Kimbo, some even starting a "F*** HIM UP, CRO COP, F*** HIM UP!" chant.* *SWA Rules match here, so advantage to Cro Cop there. Cro Cop controlled most of the first round, with Kimbo getting a little offense in. In the second round, it was all over as Cro Cop KO'd Kimbo.* Results: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic d. Kimbo Slice in 2nd Round: 3:18 when Cro Cop CRITICAL'd Kimbo with multiple kicks.Cro Cop once again showing why he's one of the best, annihilating the Internet Fad Kimbo Slice once again.*Kendo Ka Shin walks down to the ring, waiting for his mystery opponent.* Gorilla said that this would be an interesting surprise for all of us, Joey. I can't wait to see who it is.*All of a sudden, we hear those memorable lines, and he rolls out.* Wait, wait, wait. I thought Daniels was gone from the FPEL.He is, Brain. But this isn't Daniels. This is Curry Man!Oh, god, don't start that crap with me, Joey....Third Bout: Kendo Ka Shin v. Curry Man*The FPEL Debut of Curry Man. Good back and forth match to start, but Ka Shin took control and KO'd Curry Man with his Flying armbar.* Results: Kendo Ka Shin d. Curry Man in 7:42 when Ka Shin CRITICAL'd Curry Man with a Flying X Arm Hold.Ka Shin just pounded the crap out of Curry Man here. Folks, Olympic Fever has spread throughout the land, and it's the same here in the FPEL. So, in honor of the Olympics, GM Monsoon has decided to hold the First Annual FPEL World Cup! Here are the teams so far in the World Cup.THE FIRST ANNUAL FIRE PRO EXTREME LEAGUE WORLD CUP. Team USA: Samoa Joe CM Punk AJ Styles Team Canada: Bret Hart Petey Williams Lance Storm Team Mexico: Mil Mascaras Dos Caras Juventud Guerrera Team Britain: Nigel McGuinness Dynamite Kid Third Member to be named yet. Team Japan: Jushin Liger Masato Tanaka KENTA Team Colony: Fire Ant Soldier Ant Worker Ant Team India: Giant Singh Curry Man Sonjay Dutt Team Parts Unknown: Delirious Doink the Clown Jigsaw These eight teams will compete for the grandest prize of them all: THE FPEL BIG ASS WORLD CUP TROPHY! Man. You got a lot of talent on all of those teams, Brain. I have a feeling that anybody could walk away with that trophy.Eh, I think we should've did what I wanted to do and swipe the Stanley Cup. The Red Wings wouldn't have missed it.Fourth Bout: Kamala v. The Great Muta*Another back and forth match, with Muta kicking out of Kamala's Ugandan Splash. As the match went on though, Kamala started to gain more and more of an advantage, but couldn't put Muta away. Muta tried to use his famous Poison Mist, but it missed an Kamala kept pounding away on him. Finally, Kamala took down Muta.* Results: Kamala d. The Great Muta in 15:01 with a Ugandan Splash.Wow. I'm telling you, Joey. I expected this match to be ugly to the eyes. But instead, we get a pretty decent match out of these two monsters.I'm going to have to agree with you, Brain. I didn't expect it to be that good. Folks, earlier today our cameras caught up with one Jun Akiyama. Usually, the leader of the Four Horsemen of Japan says little and lets his actions speak for himself, but today, it was very different.*Camera cuts to earlier today, showing Jun Akiyama sitting on a crate in a dark room with only a small light above his head. Of course, the dialogue is in Japanese, so there are subtitles for the viewers' convenience.* One looks at the FPEL and he sees what? Chaos, dishonor, anarchy. But I look at it and you know what I see? Thieves. Cowards. Whiners. Failures.
Where to begin? How about this man: Goldberg. The mighty Goldberg. The man known for his 176 match winning streak in World Championship Wrestling. Now, he's just a thief. Goldberg, there was a time where I respected you. No more. Just because you had yourself a little losing streak, you go all "emo" and decide to steal the grandest prize in our sport for yourself. Well suck it up, you little baby! I can't stand someone who walks around and b****es about the hard time's he's been through, when he doesn't even know the meaning of the words.
The next one: Mil Mascaras. You had to goad Eddie, didn't you? Then, you don't even have the decency to face him in another match. There's a word for that kind of attitude: Cowardice. If Eddie challenged me, I would've gladly accepted it. But, you had to use your backstage power on the higher ups to get out of it. You didn't even want to face anyone else in the 4HJ. You don't even deserve the position you're in right now, Old man. You need to ride off into the sunset on that donkey you came in on.
The next is Nigel and the British Empire. So, you seem to lose quite a few matches here and there. What do you do? Piss and moan about everything as well. We should really think about starting a daycare here, as I seen a bunch of grown-ups acting like children here. Is this really what the British Empire stands for? If it is, no wonder you lost the American Revolution.
Finally, there's the Horsemen. Yes, I said the Horsemen. Eddie, Milano, Liger: you're better than this. You know we stand for honor and respect here. But the last couple of weeks I've seen you in verbial rants with the rest I've stated above. We're above that. AND IT'S TIME WE STARTED ACTING LIKE IT!! Misawa knew of this. That's why he left. He didn't make excuses, he didn't whine about losing. He accepted it, and wanted to make himself better. I thought you guys would've learned from him, but apparently, I was wrong.*Jun looks at the camera, then shoves it down violently, leaving in disgust.* Wow. Harsh words from the leader of the Four Horsemen of Japan, don't you think, Brain?I don't think so, Joey. I think he's just trying to rally the troops here.Fifth Bout: Brock Lesnar v. Bob SappLadies and Gentlemen, here is our next MMA bout of the evening! In the blue corner, fighting out of Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota. He stands in at 6'2", and weighs 285 lbs. He is the Next Big Thing, BROCK LESNAR!!*Lesnar gets some cheers.* And his opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Washington, D.C. He stands in at 6'5" and weighs 375 lbs. With a record of 9 wins, 3 losses, and 1 draw, he is "The Beast" BOB SAPP!!*Sapp also gets a few cheers.* *Octagon bout here. Brock controlled much of the first round, but Sapp kept coming back with hard hits of his own. Brock controlled a lot of the second round, too, but Sapp surprised Brock with a fury of punches that KO'd the Next Big Thing.* Results: Bob Sapp d. Brock Lesnar in the 2nd Round: 3:36 with a KO.Well, looks like Brock's stay here in the FPEL isn't going very well, as he's down to 0-3 in his matches here.*Tiger Mask II walks out for his next bout, warming up in the ring.* Well, Tiger Mask II said he'd face anyone that Nigel had picked, so let's see who he chose.*Nigel walks out, mic in hand.* For the record, I don't care what that bloody git Akiyamare has to say, or what you Yanks have to say. We are the greatest in the world of professional wrestling today! So here's your opponent for tonight, Tiger Mask: The newest member of the Royal British Empire, and the third man to Team Britain: "THE RIPPER" PAUL BURCHILL!*Burchill walks out, laughing maniacally.* Oh my god. Nigel McGuinness has brought in "The Ripper" Paul Burchill. I don't like where this is going.Sixth Bout: Tiger Mask II v. "The Ripper" Paul Burchill*Probably the best match of the night so far. Both guys getting in lots of offense. It ended suddenly as well, with Tiger Mask II surprising Burchill with a small package counter.* Results: Tiger Mask II d. "The Ripper" Paul Burchill in 13:58 with a Small Package.*Tiger Mask II's hand is raised in victory, but he gets cut off by Nigel again.* Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say you were finished. That's right, you have more on the way. Say hello to your next opponent. Or should I say Opponents. THE NEW BRITISH BULLDOGS!!Seventh Bout: Tiger Mask II v. The New British Bulldogs*Dynamite pounds away on Tiger Mask II, but Tiger Mask keeps fighting back, even after his battle with Burchill. Dynamite tags in Smith, who takes his battle with Tiger Mask to the outside. Smith threw Tiger Mask back in the ring and commenced to barrage him with Death Valley Drivers. Smith tags in Dynamite again, who finishes off the exhausted Tiger Mask.* Results:The New British Bulldogs d. Tiger Mask II in 11:00 with a German Suplex. *The 4 men stomp away at Tiger Mask II after the match, taunting him.* Oh come on, now! This is exactly what Akiyama was talking about! These hoodlums are disgracing the league!They're showing who the superior army is here, Joey! That they are the top dogs around here.*Suddenly the crowd explodes as Jun Akiyama walks out, lighttubes in hand. Smith sees him coming and is just about to warn Nigel, but is blasted by Akiyama, busted wide open in the process. Nigel turns around and freezes, seeing the fierce rage in Akiyama's eyes and the sharpness of the broken lighttube in his hand. The others start to scram, leaving Smith still in the ring. Akiyama picks up Smith, does the throat slash, and drops Smith onto the other tubes with a Sternness Dust. Then he chucks Smith out to the rest, helping Tiger Mask II to his feet. Tiger Mask II looks a little shocked at who helped him, but Akiyama mouths to him, "Once a horseman, always a horseman."* I think Akiyama has issued the following, Brain: He has become the law around here. Follow the law, or face his wrath.Main Event: Samoa Joe v. CM Punk*Two old rivals square off once again. Another excellent match as Punk and Joe tear into each other. Joe hit the Island Driver, but was too close to the ropes, but then hit a bridging German, but only got a near 2 count. Then Joe just went on a rampage, hitting standing sentons and Island Drivers, but Punk kicked out after all that. Punk began building a comeback, pounding away at Joe as well. Punk finally hit the Go 2 Sleep, but once again went for the Anaconda Vice instead of the pin. Joe finally put away Punk in the end.* Results: Samoa Joe d. CM Punk in 15:00 with a Bridge German Suplex.And with that, this match ends the chaos that is FPEL Unleashed! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying Good Night!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 11, 2008 23:32:46 GMT -5
"Donkey"? You racist filth. And I beat Guerrero in two tag matches and two singles matches. I own him. And your little groups are panty-wearing whiners who can't make up for their own short-coming, so they point the finger at me, despite me having no pull in the office, and no desire to do so. I dislike facing you punks, because you have done NOTHING to earn it. So, next time you go "Oh, Mascaras is politicking!", remember that only one of you has beaten me, and he had to go all Great Muta to do it, because he has no confidence in his own abilities to beat me normally.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 12, 2008 13:33:20 GMT -5
AAAaaahahahaha.. I told you all that we would be making an impact. All Vader needed was a little guidance, something that a certain group wasn't able to give him. Now that Vader is under PROPER management.. he has done nothing but plow through the competition. And trust me... this is ONLY the beginning.
Big Show... you are going to wish you never entered the cage against the mastadon. But remember when this is all over, that is was YOU that asked for this. hahahaha!
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 12, 2008 15:14:20 GMT -5
*The familiar opening credits of "The Essential Guide To The New British Empire" begin rolling, accompanied by a rousing composition of "Rule Britannia". We fade in to find Nigel McGuinness, The Dynamite Kid and Paul Burchill stood outside a hospital ward, nervously pacing back and forth. A doctor approaches them*
Nigel: (anxiously) "Doctor, doctor - what's the news on Johnny? Please tell me...."
*The doctor raises his hand to reassure Nigel*
Doctor: "Do not zee worryz. He haz some of de badz cutz, brooooozing and zee spot of concooooosion. He zwill be okay but heez cannanot wrezzle for zee few weeks, you understandz?"
*Nigel nods solemnly*
Nigel: "Thank god."
Dynamite Kid: "CAN'T WRESTLE? THAT'S B***OCKS!!!! *****!"
*Dynamite punches a wall*
Nigel: "Calm down, calm down, fella."
*Dynamite settles down, staring at the floor*
Doctor: "Now... ifz I may go.... dere iz de small matter of ze bill, yes?"
*Nigel scratches the back of his head*
Nigel: "Er.... yeah, the bill... The erm.... FPEL have his healthcare covered. There'll be a cheque bouncing its way to you - I mean - being on its way to you.... yeah. Okay?"
*The Doctor nods and walks off, unoblivious to the implication*
Nigel: (growling) "Sodding private healthcare. This is no National Health Service is it boys?"
*Burchill agree solemnly whilst Dynamite is still looking distant*
Nigel: "Don't worry Dynamite, you'll get a chance from revenge. We all will."
*Dynamite flinches slightly*
Nigel: (turning to camera) "....And that's what this edition of "The Essential Guide" is here to cover. A statement of our intent. Not only will we shortly vanquish the traitors but also drape outselves in glory and championships."
*points to hospital ward where Johnny Smith is*
Nigel: "Now, this is the result of a sick attack by one of those Japs I warned everyone about. I'd show you how he looks but I'm afraid it's too disturbing for our viewers. Instead of using an honourable fist or foot, that numpty Jun Akiyama decides to unload Smith on to hardware that's more at home in my local B&Q. And this trend of weapon usage, this cowardice of one being unable to use the tools that God Almighty blessed us with - it absolutely sickens me beyond words. This strand of devious behaviour now means Johnny Smith is out of action temporarily."
*Stops to ponder for a moment*
Nigel: "It seems we've been crossing one another a lot recently, us and that group of Jockeys. Yes, I'm talking about the Horsemen. I've lost count of how many of them there are exactly. But as with all things wild, they've been running around, braying like a feral pack and resorting to underhand tactics. It seems you have issue with our status and power - almost like you are..... jealous."
*Beckons Burchill into camera focus*
Nigel: "Luckily your jealousy hasn't completely hurt us. This man here, The Ripper himself, Mr. Paul Burchill, has come to his Empire's aid when we need him most. For the upcoming FPEL World Cup, he will be taking the place of Johnny Smith in the winning trio, including The Dynamite Kid and, of course-
*Smiles inanley at camera*
Nigel: "Myself. That Big Ass Cup has our name on it. For teamwork and patriotism are our two greatest strengths, the defining qualities that... well.... define The New British Empire. Compared to those other countries taking part, we are Premier League unlike this League Two opposition."
*Nigel inhales sharply*
Nigel: "Which brings us round full circle because one of those teams in the cup consists of the 'Japanese' people. Some of whom are Horsemen. So I'd like to propose a little warm up match, a chance for revenge and payback for what happened to Smith. What I'm proposing is-"
*Nigel is interrupted by arrival of The Giant Singh who is bearing some grapes as a present*
Nigel: "Hey... Singh, greetings my Punjab friend!"
*Dynamite and Burchill shake Singh's hand whilst Nigel gives him an over the top hug*
Nigel: "You here to see Johnny?"
*SIngh nods*
Nigel: "Complete bastards aren't they?"
*Singh nods*
Nigel: "Well.... how about exacting a spot of revenge? Team India may be in the cup as well, but I have a vested interest in ensuring a representative of The Empire wins. And you and your boys certainly stand a chance, though let's hope we don't cross paths. eh?" (laughs nervously)
*Singh stares blankly*
Nigel: "Yeah.... so, how about you, Dynamite and Burchill take on the Horsemen in a 4-on-4 pre-World Cup friendly. Except it'll be as friendly as a pissed-off lion which has just been kicked in the knackers. What say you?"
*Singh nods enthusiastically*
Nigel: "So there you go, Horsemen. How about it? First the Japanese, then the World!"
Burchill: "You should really end it on that note, Nigel."
*Nigel frowns for a second then smiles*
Nigel: "Well spotted Paul. So, you all hear what I'm saying, what say you? This is 'The Essential Guide To The New British Empire" leaving with these words-"
*clears throats*
NIgel: "Got this Billy?"
*Camera nods*
Nigel: "First the Japanese.....Then the World! Bwah bwah ha ha...."
*Scene fades with Nigel and the rest of Empire all laughing maniacally*
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 13, 2008 4:59:15 GMT -5
Awesome promo as always. And Horsemen vs Empire & Singh? I like this. Milano's gotta be getting a Fashion Hour up in regards to this.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 13, 2008 5:08:55 GMT -5
McGuinness, Dynamite Kid, Burchill and Singh vs The Four Horsemen
Hey Monsoon, it's on - get it sorted on the next FPEL show, got it?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 13, 2008 16:49:39 GMT -5
Can someone send me a Paul Burchill EDIT?
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 13, 2008 22:08:44 GMT -5
Here's the lineup for the next FPEL Unleashed, probably happening after the Pay-Per-View:
The first round of the FPEL World Cup (4 matches)
Fedor Emelianenko v. Randy Couture
Bob Sapp v. Tim Sylvia
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic v. Chuck Liddell
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Post by Hensley on Aug 13, 2008 23:28:50 GMT -5
Back from the Honeymoon, and just in time!Hart and Storm join me in a quest for...THE FPEL BIG ASS WORLD CUP TROPHY!!!REDEMPTION
No matter, all will be sacrificed for one and one only...O CANADA!!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 14, 2008 17:35:19 GMT -5
Amigo, when's the next PPV going to be put up?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 14, 2008 17:44:14 GMT -5
On Saturday.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 14, 2008 17:45:20 GMT -5
Alright, well, I got the first round of the FPEL World Cup Complete. But it can wait until Monday.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 14, 2008 17:49:52 GMT -5
Alright, well, I got the first round of the FPEL World Cup Complete. But it can wait until Monday. Sounds good.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 15, 2008 0:26:15 GMT -5
*A car is seen pulling up to FPEL HQ. No...not a car. A limousine. A Hummer Limo, as a matter of fact. Decked in a white T-shirt, leather jacket, combat boots, and black jeans is the holder of the FPEL Great Job Ducky Championship. Bill Goldberg has returned. Goldberg takes a gym bag out of the car, and removes the GJD Championship from the bag. Fred Blassie meets him in the parking lot.*
Great to see ya, champ. Great to see ya. How was Mexico?
It was good, old man. Hot, though. Damn hot.
Well, champ, ya better lay low for a while. Inoki's still got your number, and he's still lookin' to take you out.
Yea, well.........I did a lot of thinkin' while I was down there, and I'm gonna explain everything in the ring. Just make sure Inoki holds off for a while. At least until I make my announcement.
I'll talk to Monsoon, but I don't know what he can do. Inoki may be all about honor, but honor has a record for gettin' cast aside when somethin' like this happens.
Look, just tell Monsoon to keep him away from me until our match. Pay him, restrain him, throw him in jail; whatever it takes. I don't want a fight until I've said what I need to say.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 15, 2008 4:53:58 GMT -5
*A shadowy figure makes their exit from the FPEL HQ's parking lot, silently yet speedily leaving the premises. The figure arrives at a payphone, proceeding to dial a telephone number...*
Shadowy Figure: (whispering) "Hello, I may have some information for you. I work as backstage staff for the FPEL."
*Phone gargles back*
Shadowy Figure: (whispering) "Yes but I won't say who I am, they'll kill me."
*Phone gargles back*
Shadowy Figure: (whispering) "I... don't know... if you can protect me then.... then... look, he's back ok?"
*Phone gargles back*
Shadowy Figure: (sounding increasingly anxious) "B-b-but you guys will stop him right? Hollywood and Bollywood Investigations can do that - If..... I tell you?"
*Phone gargles back*
Shadowy Figure: (still nervous) "The GJD. The thief. He's back. Goldberg's back with the belt."
*Phone gargles back intensely*
Shadowy Figure: (shocked) "What d-d-d'ya mean I gotta go. I'm not.... safe?"
*Car headlights come on behind the phone booth, lighting up the scene. The figure notices them as an unknown car begins to rev its engine*
Shadowy Figure: "Hello? Someone's here! SOMEONE KNOWS! Hello? Hello....?"
*The phone line is dead as the the revving car begins to speed toward the phone booth*
Shadowy Figure: "Oh no! ...H-HELP ME! Noooooooo....."
*The car plows into the phone booth at high speed, causing a small electrical explosion and smashing the box to pieces. The car stops to briefly survey the damage, then speeds off.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 15, 2008 15:22:02 GMT -5
Ah, Tank's back. Did you happen to check the second-to-last FPEL Unleashed I posted? The one with Shamrock/Ortiz 4?
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Post by The Tank on Aug 15, 2008 16:58:26 GMT -5
Ah, Tank's back. Did you happen to check the second-to-last FPEL Unleashed I posted? The one with Shamrock/Ortiz 4? Yep, and it's just like it was said in the promo in the last thread. This match keeps happening until Ortiz is either unconscious or tapping out!!!
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