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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 7, 2008 16:58:07 GMT -5
Eh, I need a vacation. Muta, I'll deal with you when I'm ready. Get in line, Peter. Muta already has matches booked with Kamala and then Milano Collection AT. It puzzles me as to why you continue to challenge me as I've soundly beaten you twice. I grow weary of your constant yipping, much like an unspayed little kono ama. Whenever it is scheduled, our next contest will be our last.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 7, 2008 17:08:47 GMT -5
*sniffs* It's still got that new thread smell! Also, could I possibly get a Big Show/Vader rematch at some point in a cage match? Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA... You hold it RIGHT THERE... We said ONE match and then we were DONE. Its not our fault your companions were too busy stealing belts to help you out. AHH HA HA HA
Anyway, we've got bigger and better things to do, and much loftier goals to achieve. Tough luck... Big Man...
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Post by Hensley on Aug 7, 2008 17:59:07 GMT -5
Eh, I need a vacation. Muta, I'll deal with you when I'm ready. Get in line, Peter. Muta already has matches booked with Kamala and then Milano Collection AT. It puzzles me as to why you continue to challenge me as I've soundly beaten you twice. I grow weary of your constant yipping, much like an unspayed little kono ama. Whenever it is scheduled, our next contest will be our last. If I recall, you had to use a weapon to beat me last time. Our initial encounter was a mere fluke, luck on your part. As I've stated before lightning can't strike twice in the same spot, so face me again, and you shall lose. I'll be ready for everything.
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Aug 7, 2008 18:03:29 GMT -5
*sniffs* It's still got that new thread smell! Also, could I possibly get a Big Show/Vader rematch at some point in a cage match? Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA... You hold it RIGHT THERE... We said ONE match and then we were DONE. Its not our fault your companions were too busy stealing belts to help you out. AHH HA HA HA
Anyway, we've got bigger and better things to do, and much loftier goals to achieve. Tough luck... Big Man... Hold it right there, Pasquale. With all due respect, and frankly there's not a lot of that when YOU'RE involved, but my man the Showster had that lump of fail you call a trump card on lockdown until you stuck your fat head into matters. My idea is simple--we stick both guys in a cage, and see who's really the better beast. If you don't like that, if that doesn't get you your daily exercise...I wouldn't mind throwing down with you, personally, to keep you occupied. And guess what? I'm gonna keep hounding you, and hounding Gorilla, until I get that match. ¿Comprendé?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 7, 2008 18:04:56 GMT -5
Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA... You hold it RIGHT THERE... We said ONE match and then we were DONE. Its not our fault your companions were too busy stealing belts to help you out. AHH HA HA HA
Anyway, we've got bigger and better things to do, and much loftier goals to achieve. Tough luck... Big Man... Hold it right there, Pasquale. With all due respect, and frankly there's not a lot of that when YOU'RE involved, but my man the Showster had that lump of fail you call a trump card on lockdown until you stuck your fat head into matters. My idea is simple--we stick both guys in a cage, and see who's really the better beast. If you don't like that, if that doesn't get you your daily exercise...I wouldn't mind throwing down with you, personally, to keep you occupied. And guess what? I'm gonna keep hounding you, and hounding Gorilla, until I get that match. ¿Comprendé? You will get it at the next show.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 7, 2008 18:20:15 GMT -5
Using my hotel net to post tonight, so I'll keep it brief.
Is Nigel vs Tiger Mask II at the next PPV?
And as always, the New British Bulldogs are happy to take on all comers.
Also, Tea & Crumpets - absolutely top job on that Sherlock Singh picture. It will be used in the near future if that's ok.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 7, 2008 18:20:43 GMT -5
Using my hotel net to post tonight, so I'll keep it brief. Is Nigel vs Tiger Mask II at the next PPV? And as always, the New British Bulldogs are happy to take on all comers. Also, Tea & Crumpets - absolutely top job on that Sherlock Singh picture. It will be used in the near future if that's ok. Yes, it is.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 7, 2008 18:23:50 GMT -5
THIS WEEK ON HOLLYWOOD AND BOLLYWOOD INVESTIGATIONS:
FOLLOWING THE DISCOVERY THAT THE MYSTERY THIEF OF THE GJD TITLE WAS NONE OTHER THAN GOLDBERG, WHAT WILL THE DYNAMIC DUO OF RICO AND SINGH HAVE TO SAY REGARDING THE CRIMINAL ACTIONS OF THE POWERHOUSE FROM ATLANTA?
TUNE IN THIS SATURDAY AT 10PM GMT!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 7, 2008 22:23:44 GMT -5
Everyone thought it was over....."That's it! The Final Chapter is written!"They thought that it was the end........"He's digging his grave in there!"It is only the beginning..........SHAMROCK/ORTIZ 4: A NEW HOPE*The opening credits start with this as the special theme.* Hello, wrestling fans and MMA fans, as we welcome you to a special Pay-Per-View edition of FPEL Unleashed, one we like to call "A New Generation." Joey Styles here, alongside me as always is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and folks, you're not seeing things. Tonight, we have a special guest, Mr. Jim Cornette. Welcome, Jim.Well thank you very much, Joey. It's great to be here in the Fire Pro Extreme League! I've heard nothing but good reviews about this place, and I wanted to come and watch greatness unfold tonight!Cut the chit chat, you two. Let's get to the action!Opening Bout: Nigel McGuinness v. Tiger Mask III'm very excited about this opening bout, gentlemen. Two of the finest wrestlers on the planet going head to head for the first time ever. We have ROH World Champion Nigel McGuinness taking on the second Tiger Mask here.*The warm-up bout for the two before their match on the next Pay-Per-View. The match went to the outside early on. Nigel started to get the upper hand, but Tiger Mask came back strong. Tiger Mask then hit him with Misawa's Emerald Frowsion, which actually catapulted Nigel to the outside. Then Tiger Mask showed off his ariel attack, hitting Nigel with a suicide dive. After that, it was only a matter of time until Tiger Mask put away Nigel.* Results: Tiger Mask II d. Nigel McGuinness in 9:55 with a Tiger SuplexIt's amazing, Joey. Tiger Mask II uses so many of Misawa's moves, you'd think they were the same person!Have to agree with you there, Jim. A great opening bout to what should be a great card tonight!Well, Tiger Mask II might've gotten lucky, but Amazing Red won't, as he's going up against the Mastodon, Big Van Vader.Second Bout: Vader v. Amazing Red*Truly a David v. Goliath match up here. Surprisingly, Red gets a few moves in here and there against Vader. Could he be the one to take down the Mastodon? After Vader hits a few Vader Bombs and a Vader Sault, not very damn likely. But you gotta hand it to Red. He's hanging in there. The little guy feels no pain. But in the end, Vader triumphed again.* Results: Vader d. Amazing Red in 16:37 with a Vader Bomb*After the match, Larry Sweeney looks at a downed Red, taunting him mercilessly.* Oh, sure. Taunt the man when he's been beaten to a pulp. That takes real guts.Hey now, Joey, Mr. Sweeney has plenty of backbone.Larry Sweeney wouldn't have a backbone unless you shoved a flagpole up his keister!*Joey and Bobby laugh at Cornette's comments.* God, it's great to have you here, Jim.I enjoy it too, Brain. But I was a little nervous, since I haven't been on prime time television since the Reagan Administration!Third Bout: Milano Collection AT v. The Great MutaMilano looks like he's trying out for the cast of the Musical Grease. Man, he looks goofy!*Surprisingly, Milano goes right after Muta, not giving him much to breathe, locking in submissions every chance he got. But somehow, Muta fought back and picked up the win with one of his famous moonsaults.* Results: The Great Muta d. Milano Collection AT in 8:35 with a Rounding Body PressMilano showed some guts and determination, but you're gonna need a lot more going up against the psycho Muta.Very true there, Jim. Folks, a few days ago, Antonio Inoki surprised the world by defecting to the FPEL from the FPWL, bringing along the Great Job Ducky Championship.The Great Job Ducky Championship? Sounds like a sticker for an elementary student instead of a World Championship.*Brain laughing at that* Man, we need to bring him back more often, Joey.Anyways, before he was able to get off the plane, he was attacked by an unknown assailant, who took the Great Job Ducky Title with him. There were clues to have people believe it was Triple H who attacked Inoki, but it was revealed that Goldberg perpetrated the attack.He finally got fed up with all the losing and finally snapped, Joey. I don't blame the guy.Well maybe he should've stopped acting like a little crybaby and started to man up!Anyways, our next bout is a rematch of sorts as CM Punk takes on Doink the Clown again.As I told Joey before, there's something familiar about him, Jim. I can't put my finger on it. But the man is a psycho.Fourth Bout: CM Punk v. Doink the Clown*Another rematch of sorts: Doink upset CM Punk on an earlier show. Although this is the original Doink here. The evil one. Once again, Doink gives Punk trouble early on. Punk finally hits the Go 2 Sleep, but Doink somehow kicks out! Then a minute later, Punk hits another one, and Doink kicks out again! Then Punk hits another one, but goes for the Escargot. In the end, Doink pulls out another win over the Straight-edge Superstar.* Results: Doink the Clown d. CM Punk in 15:08 with a LariatThis is no ordinary clown, gentlemen. He just took 3 Go 2 Sleeps and would not stay down!I think CM Punk is going to have to change his strategy against this foe, Jim.Fifth Bout: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic v. Quinton "Rampage" JacksonBruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the first in our MMA Trifecta tonight! In the blue corner, fighting out of Zagreb, Croatia. He stands at 6'1", and weighs 230 lbs. He is one of the prime heavyweights in the world today. MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC!!*Cro Cop gets a good ovation* His opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of Irvine, California, he stands at 6'1" and weighs 205 lbs. He has a record of 28 wins and 7 losses. He is a former UFC Lightheavyweight Champion of the World. QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON!!*Jackson gets a mixed ovation, due to the recent events about him.* *3 rounds inside the Octagon. Rampage was busted open early in the first round, but Big John McCarthy lets it continue. After the first round, it looked like Cro Cop had the advantage. It didn't last much longer as Cro Cop KO'ed Rampage in the opening seconds of the second round.* Results: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic d. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson in 2nd Round: 0:28 with a KO.Well, Cro Cop didn't let his surprise defeat at the hands of Fedor Emelianenko stop him as he pounded away on Jackson.Yeah, but he was fighting damaged goods, Joey. Who knows what's going on inside Jackson's head?Sixth Bout: Bret Hart v. Jushin "Thunder" Liger*Pretty good back and forth battle between these two legends. Lots of near pin-falls between the two. Finally, Liger takes down Bret after a long, hard battle.* Results: Jushin "Thunder" Liger d. Bret Hart in 13:14 with a Step-In ShoudaIn another great contest, Liger finally proved something to himself as he took down the Hitman.It was a great contest between two legends in the sport.Seventh Bout: Antonio Inoki v. Bryan DanielsonGentlemen, I'm hoping the American Dragon takes down Inoki. It'll show that he needs to finally stop doing what Hogan was doing to WCW: standing in the limelight while the younger talent was being held down.*Danielson here to prove himself against the legend of Japan. Another hard fought battle between these two. In the end, Danielson proves once again he is "The Best Wrestler in the World Today" by finishing off Inoki.* Results: Bryan Danielson d. Antonio Inoki in 17:55 with a Double-Arm Suplex pinAnd THAT is why they call him "The Greatest Wrestler in the World Today."It could be true, as he took down our Interim World Champion. Inoki gave everything he had at Danielson, but the Dragon kept coming back at him.Eighth Bout: Fedor Emelianenko v. "The Iceman" Chuck LiddellLadies and gentlemen, here is our second contest in the MMA Trifecta for this evening! In the blue corner, fighting out of Stary Oskol, Russia, he stands in at 6' tall, and weighs 230 lbs. He is currently undefeated in the FPEL MMA Division! He is "THE LAST EMPEROR" FEDOR EMELIANENKO!!*Fedor gets another warm reception from the crowd.* And his opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of San Luis Obispo, California, he stands in at 6'2" and weighs 205 lbs. His record stands at 21 wins and 7 losses. He is a former UFC Lightheavyweight Champion, "THE ICEMAN" CHUCK LIDDELL!!*Liddell also gets a good reception from the crowd.* *SWA Rules match here, so Liddell is in unfamiliar territory, only fighting in PRIDE 3 times. First round went to Fedor, as he got more hits in than Liddell. Liddell gets knocked down first in the second round. A little while later, Fedor gets knocked down for the first time. Then Fedor busts Liddell open right at the end of the second round, taking the round, but not by much. Then the third round, it was all over.* Results: Fedor Emelianenko d. "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell in the 3rd Round: 0:08 with a Crown Knee KickChalk up another win for The Last Emperor. That win puts Emelianenko at 6-0 in the MMA Division.Ninth Bout: No. 1 Contender- Dragonweight Champioship: Jumbo Tsuruta v. Terry "Bam Bam" GordyWhat about these two, Jim? They're also old-timers.Yes, but the difference here is that these two are willing the beat the ever loving tar out of each other for the enjoyment of the fans here.*A battle between two behemoths. It was a tough, fierce battle between the two, backdrops and powerbombs a plenty. In the end, Tsuruta KO'ed Gordy with one of his lethal backdrop drivers.* Results: Jumbo Tsuruta d. Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy in 11:43 when Tsuruta CRITICAL'd Gordy with a Backdrop DriverThere you have it, folks. Jumbo Tsuruta gets his rematch after all for the Dragonweight Championship, facing off against Stan Hansen at the next Pay-Per-View. Folks, let's take a preview for the next bout, as it's the beginning once again for one of the most entertaining feuds in the MMA World as we know. It's Shamrock/Ortiz 4: A New Hope!!* A video promo starts about the two talking about each other. Right after it ends, these words appear on the screen: IT BEGINS AGAIN.* Main Event: Ken Shamrock v. Tito Ortiz 4: A New HopeLadies and gentlemen, the follow is the third contest in our MMA Trifecta, and our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! In the blue corner, fighting out of Susanville, California. He stands in at 5'11" and weighs 205 lbs. He is a UFC Hall of Famer with 26 wins, 13 losses, and 2 draws. He is "THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MAN," KEN SHAMROCK!!!*Shamrock roars with the crowd's ovation, definitely in the zone tonight.* His opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of Huntington Beach, California, he stands in at 6'2" and weighs 205 lbs. He is a former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion. "THE HUNTINGTON BEACH BAD BOY," TITO ORTIZ!!*Ortiz gets a good reception as well. The two get the instructions from Big John McCarthy as they head back to their corners.* Big John McCarthy: Shamrock you ready? Ortiz you ready? LET'S GET IT ON!! Well folks, it's been two years in the making and it's well worth it. SHAMROCK/ORTIZ 4: A NEW HOPE!*A rivalry renewed. It begins once again. Inside the Octagon. Ortiz barely took the first round, as it was a pretty close fight. Ortiz took another close round between the two, so Shamrock needs to step it up in the final round. But Ortiz KOs Shamrock, making him 4-0 against Ken.* Results: Tito Ortiz d. Ken Shamrock in the 3rd Round: 2:16 with a KO.Unbelievable. Shamrock took it to Ortiz and nearly took him down multiple times. But Ortiz somehow fought his way out of it and took down Shamrock to go 4-0 in this rivalry. Folks, we're out of time for tonight. For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Jim Cornette, this is Joey Styles saying Good night!*The closing credits roll with sounds and highlights of all the matches tonight to this theme in the background.*
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 8, 2008 9:17:57 GMT -5
*sweeney and Vader were in the ring when the following announcement is made* You will get it at the next show. *Obviously irate* WHAT!?!?! You can't do that Monsoon!!! *kicks the bottom rope a few times* We had an agreement!! He's already beaten Big Show cleanly in the middle of the ring. We wont get anything outta this match! *Takes off jacket and slams it into the ground* *Looks over at Vader, who appears to be pleased at being able to dish out more punishment to a member of his old faction* *a little more calmly* Fine, we'll play it your way. You want to put someone in the ring against THIS MAN? *points to vader* Fine, but Sweet N Sour is not responsible for any of the damage that is caused in the ring.
Paul Wight *makes the finger quotes" "the Big Show", "The Giant" ... I can guarantee this. With or without me there, Vader will hurt you... and he will hurt you...badly. And you will see why they call him the "Mountain Man From Colorado", "The Man, Who is the Man", "The Mastodon"
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Aug 9, 2008 3:22:07 GMT -5
*sweeney and Vader were in the ring when the following announcement is made* You will get it at the next show. *Obviously irate* WHAT!?!?! You can't do that Monsoon!!! *kicks the bottom rope a few times* We had an agreement!! He's already beaten Big Show cleanly in the middle of the ring. We wont get anything outta this match! *Takes off jacket and slams it into the ground* *Looks over at Vader, who appears to be pleased at being able to dish out more punishment to a member of his old faction* *a little more calmly* Fine, we'll play it your way. You want to put someone in the ring against THIS MAN? *points to vader* Fine, but Sweet N Sour is not responsible for any of the damage that is caused in the ring.
Paul Wight *makes the finger quotes" "the Big Show", "The Giant" ... I can guarantee this. With or without me there, Vader will hurt you... and he will hurt you...badly. And you will see why they call him the "Mountain Man From Colorado", "The Man, Who is the Man", "The Mastodon" Pfffft. Fume and fuss and nerdwank all you wish, blowhard. There's a reason I cut that goon loose, and that's because he's dead weight. He can't win on his own anymore--he needs a weedy little prick like you to make his opportunity. But I'm giving the benefit of the doubt, and settling this for myself. If Big Show loses in the cage, you won't hear from me again. If he wins, well...heh, I guess we know who's really the man, eh?
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 10, 2008 0:26:50 GMT -5
Congratulations, Jushin Liger. You beat me fair and square, and there was no interference from that delirious Brit to distract us. If you want a shot at this title, a real shot, then come get it at Lariats-R-Us.
*off camera* Is this show really called Lariats-R-Us?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 10, 2008 0:43:52 GMT -5
Congratulations, Jushin Liger. You beat me fair and square, and there was no interference from that delirious Brit to distract us. If you want a shot at this title, a real shot, then come get it at Lariats-R-Us.
*off camera* Is this show really called Lariats-R-Us? It actually is.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 10, 2008 1:13:19 GMT -5
Line-up so far for the next FPEL Unleashed:
Mr. Pogo v. Vader
Kendo KaShin v. Mystery Opponent
Tiger Mask II v. Mystery Opponent of Nigel's choosing
Kamala v. Great Muta
If you want a match on the show, once again: say it here, or PM me. I'm not gonna lie, though, it'll be tough to top that last show. I felt it was one of my best performances.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 10, 2008 7:53:50 GMT -5
There is still the Muta/Kamala match to be held.
Following that, the final showdown between Muta and Petey Williams.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 10, 2008 22:02:05 GMT -5
Well, here's the final card for the next FPEL Unleashed:
Mr. Pogo v. Vader
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic v. Kimbo Slice
Kendo Ka Shin v. Mystery Opponent
Kamala v. The Great Muta
Brock Lesnar v. Bob Sapp
Tiger Mask II v. Opponent of Nigel's choosing
Samoa Joe v. CM Punk
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 11, 2008 6:08:43 GMT -5
Congratulations, Jushin Liger. You beat me fair and square, and there was no interference from that delirious Brit to distract us. If you want a shot at this title, a real shot, then come get it at Lariats-R-Us.
*off camera* Is this show really called Lariats-R-Us? Bret, I look forward to facing you once again. With the belt on the line, I know you'll give everything you've got to keep it, just as I will do the same to win the belt. You are the more successful in heavyweight competition, I the ore successful in junior heavyweight ranks. This match is the decider. I look forward to it. I lost again. Muta, you and youlr gay jokes alre stalting to tilre me. I ask folr a match at the next FPEL. Put me with anyone. The toughest opposition you can find. Even team me with one of my Holsemen buddies, or pelhaps 2 or all thlee in a six or eight man tag! I wish to plove that the powelr of fashion is still gleat. Using my hotel net to post tonight, so I'll keep it brief. Is Nigel vs Tiger Mask II at the next PPV? And as always, the New British Bulldogs are happy to take on all comers. Also, Tea & Crumpets - absolutely top job on that Sherlock Singh picture. It will be used in the near future if that's ok. Feel free to use it- that's the reason I made it!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 11, 2008 7:54:12 GMT -5
Congratulations, Jushin Liger. You beat me fair and square, and there was no interference from that delirious Brit to distract us. If you want a shot at this title, a real shot, then come get it at Lariats-R-Us.
*off camera* Is this show really called Lariats-R-Us? Bret, I look forward to facing you once again. With the belt on the line, I know you'll give everything you've got to keep it, just as I will do the same to win the belt. You are the mroe successful in heavyweight competition, I the ore successful in junior heavyweight ranks. This match is the decider. I look forward to it. I lost again. Muta, you and youlr gay jokes alre stalting to tilre me. I ask folr a mmatch at the next FPEL. Put me with anyone. The toughest opposition you can find. Even team me with one of my Holsemen buddies, or pelhaps 2 or all thlee in a six or eight man tag! I wish to plove that the powelr of fashion is still gleat. Using my hotel net to post tonight, so I'll keep it brief. Is Nigel vs Tiger Mask II at the next PPV? And as always, the New British Bulldogs are happy to take on all comers. Also, Tea & Crumpets - absolutely top job on that Sherlock Singh picture. It will be used in the near future if that's ok. Feel free to use it- that's the reason I made it! I will gladly rematch you, Milano. Perhaps a faction v. faction contest is in order? However, this will be after I have my match with Kamala and after the final showdown with Petey Williams.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 11, 2008 8:05:18 GMT -5
One of them is going toi be on PPV though.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 11, 2008 8:29:22 GMT -5
The Muta/Williams contest should be on PPV.
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