I was sexually assaulted yesterday . . .

[Klutch]

I work for a furniture/electronic rental company and yesterday was called out to check on a customers tv. I couldn't fix the problem there since the lamp in the tv burnt out and we don't fix that at the customers house anyway. So, I tell them what the problem is, and that I will have to pick up the tv to send it off to our service center. They start bitching and moaning about what they are gonna do without a tv a such. I tell them to calm down, and that I have a loaner tv on the truck. I take the busted one out and bring in the new one. The start bitching again because the tv is smaller, I explain to them if they read the lease/rental agreement that if a loaner is necessary that it will be something of equal or lesser value. I picked up a 70" DLP from them and dropped off a 52" DLP. So, I leave and start out of the driveway and the start yelling for me to come back, so I do. They say the tv isn't working. I go in and set the correct input, and voila the picture comes up crystal clear. As I am walking out the door, the woman who was having the problem grabs a handful of my ass and says good job, and this isn't the first time this has happened on the job either. It has also happened on two other occasions in the past three years.

[The Booty Disciple]

This is usually how porno movies start.

[hmbnimbus]

How do you actually feel about that?

Were you insulted, embarrased, hurt or even a little chuffed?

[Klutch]

Feb 7, 2009 20:41:03 GMT -5 @hmbnimbus said:

How do you actually feel about that?

Were you insulted, embarrased, hurt or even a little chuffed?

Didn't really bother me, I just wanted to share with my fellow crappers.

[Deleted]

Yeah, she really shouldn't do that.

[mcclanahan]

go you dude, if it were me I would have nailed her then and there...but ya know

[Vizier]

Feb 7, 2009 20:40:03 GMT -5 The Booty Disciple said:

This is usually how porno movies start.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Was she hot?

[domrep]

That's my question as well. I would have asked for her number just in case you know, just to check if the TV was working and stuff.

[Klutch]

Feb 7, 2009 21:04:51 GMT -5 Bob Schlapowitz said:

Was she hot?

No not at all, she was very touchy feely thoughy. She even stepped on my toes to see if I had steel-toes boots, which I did.

[mcclanahan]

if she didn't look good you just put a paper bag over her head...or wrap a flag around her head and say you did it for your country

[Klutch]

Feb 7, 2009 21:19:06 GMT -5 @mcclanahan said:

if she didn't look good you just put a paper bag over her head...or wrap a flag around her head and say you did it for your country

I don't think my girlfriend would approve of it, she did laugh about it when I told her though.

[Hypnotix]

Awesome. You should hit it.

[Murf]

Feb 7, 2009 21:04:51 GMT -5 Bob Schlapowitz said:

Was she hot?

[EAT IT]

I like having stuff like that happen to me.

[Mozenrath]

I haven't had my ass grabbed in a while. Usually ends up with them staring at my crotch instead.

[TheDieselTrain]

Feb 7, 2009 21:19:06 GMT -5 @mcclanahan said:

if she didn't look good you just put a paper bag over her head...or wrap a flag around her head and say you did it for your country

WOW!!!

I'm stealing that quote!!!!!!!