Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 3, 2009 0:19:17 GMT -5
Welcome to yet another edition of WWE closed captions, courtesy of Canada's very own, The Score! These captions are coming slightly later than usual due to Smackdown being pre-empted an hour tonight for NCAA Liberty Bowl coverage. As always, the more risque captions are censored to comply with board rules.
Tonight, we will see a tag team from the Animals of WWE. They are platoon former champions. They will face off against the Radar Superstar and the Bid Show.
Mayor Vickie Guerrero is very happy. Tazz says it's always nice to see the boss slimey. She says that her husband Adage will face Best Hardy at the Royal Rumble, which will also feature a 300-man Oil Rumble match. This is good news from the champion manager. Triple H enters. He has his thong by his feet. He says, "Hi, lick me". He says that if the fans don't get what they want, they will hound her when she goes to the bastard Robbins and when she's with the hot dog man. She responds and says that he has to keep it up in the Rumble. Triple H says that if he doesn't win the Rubble, Species will be viewed as a weak general manager. Her action figure has the same bacon look on its face. She gives in and says, "Udell, all right, you are in". Triple H was on the computer wanting to plug something in and found faked naked photos of Vickie. She responds, "I'm not naked". Triple H says, "This is embarrassing biggie". He keeps getting outbid on eBay by some guy out of a job at 2009. When she runs out of the ring, he calls after her, "Where are you going they key?"
Up next, we will see The Great Collie corned beef and Kurt.
A promo package appears for Umaga, who is a dangerous average. He is just hairy. This is distraction always a savage. He posts them all with the water spike.
Now in the ring, Hot to Ride Her! Their opponents include Finley, who is accompanied by the dementious 7 foot, Horn Swallows! Jim Ross says, "You will see depantsing". Tazz says, "I'm pretty good at buff phase". His partner is the Great Collie, who won Nattie individual. Hawkins and Ryder rotted the WWE Tag Team Titles. Hornswoggle is a liberal lover. Finlay is again be dextrous. He is a yousuf laddie veteran. Finlay has an innovative technet. It was a long drive to the IPod arena. Right across the river is a little town called Booker. Hawkins in Rider could give some heads. Jim Ross says, "Look at the size of his collie". It looked like an elbow camera. He talks about the Collie Kids Cam. Collie delivers a boot, followed by his finisher, the David Lodge. Horny beef curry wins the match. Link corn swallow got too much chocolate over the holidays. He delivers an add pulls blast. We have seen a mom here tonight on Friday Night Smacked Down. We have seen dancing and iris jagoff. This is not a good way to start 2009 for Mrs. Zach Ryder.
Last week, Mitchell McCool was challenged by Marie's, where Murray cost her the Davis Championship. When Murray's back was turned, you could see the ass. Eve says to Michelle, "I thought you and Maria girlfriends". Michelle responds with, "I deserve Maria." She tells Eve, "You should use a stick for what you do best".
Edge is very upset about the naked pictures of Edge. When Big Show goes to speak, the CCs first identify him as Bobby Lashley. Correcting themselves, they then identify him as Batista. Edge says to Show, "Fear me at WrestlePainting".
Jim Ross is frequently identified as Michael Cole on the show, despite the draft being over 6 months ago.
Up next, Dagny and Bonkers, the bonehead collosus. Your left nik isn't Fast As. Their opponents are B. Brian Kendrick, along with Ezequiel Jackson, who is an Instant Gator. Festus is taking it off here in mroe ways than one. Jesse and Festus have interesting timor. Jesse is plowing B. Brian Kendrick. This is quite the big shad team combination. Festus feels like a foreign car landing by chance. Ezequiel Jackson is a black eyed penis. Easy Queer Jackson is trying to knot up the marella Incest Us. Festus tags to Jesse, during which we are told "the tag got head". Jesse is wigging. Festus has a bad peg. We see a tag bear. Kendrick singles out Gassy and got the victory. Easy Killed Jackson hits a Urine Agi.
There are great tag teams in the anal WWE, including the Hardys.
The Moscow Maja Maller cost Trilpe H the tits at Armageddon. He leaks in the locker room. Hurricane Helms is underage in this contest. Tazz says he is Helms and will use his speed advantage. Helms is getting off with assistance. Defeating R-Kozlov would be a big feather in his crap. Kozlov hits a jewellike elbow. Tazz says that sitting on Vladimir Kozlov is an uncomfortable experience. Kozlov is ramming batteries into hispponents. This is a very dangerous team in being, ladies and gentlemen. Kozlov is apparently better than rushed athelete Alexander Marella. Helms is showing his grapes. The still defeated Kozlov picks up the victory. Helms couldn't use his Shining Wisdom Care. Kozlov won after a battering ram right into trhe sperm. He is going to sing his power and his strength.
And Houdini is not here, but Jim Ross is! He could be the next coach of the jizz. The 2nd Royal Rumble will be one of the most anticipated paper views. It will include thirty superstars from Raw and Smackdown in ECW. You must be thrown over the top row to be eliminated to go to that WrestleMania 25 in Houston. Introducing the participants. Firstly, the 120 time WWE Champion, Triple H! Second, the 70 plus, 441 pound Big Show. Thirdly, Voltar Kozlov! Finally, the Mold Standard, Shelton Benjamin, who makes his way to the ring. He tells JR that you do not introduce the Gold Standard as a part of a sink. He should be introduced as the odds on favorite to win 2009 matches. Suddenly, the lights go out. Wait, The Underwear! Where'd he come from? Dead Pan will be in the Royal Rumble match. Who will win, Monday Night ECW or Friday Night Smacked Down?
A promo introduces a new superstar by the name of Bizarre and he, who landed on his bizuns.
The lyrics of "You're not buff enough for me" signify the entrance of former Davis Champion, Michelle Milk Cool. She is on her way to ray. She says, "Ayo Maria apology. So Maria, in your underwear, please accept my apology". She asks Eve to come out, only to say, "Please leave". She wants a ball in her busy. She attacks Eve, and we are told that when you're champ, you f*** Stratus. Who came on Michelle McCool? Eve did not blow this at all.
Backstage, Vickie says to Chavo, "Chavo, I'd like to urinate. I can't believe those pictures are out there. Have you semen?" Triple H enters. Chavo says, "You think you can install people on the Internet?" Next week, Triple H will be in a Nipple Jeopardy match.
In the ring is a dinkless MVD. A blameless MVP gets on the mic and says, "Whoever the winner russell to bering about was as good as over with already." No more hot dogging. Tonight is the debut of Designing. The man is right in the monkey. Kid Barney executes an Aaron Neville like manuever. Tazz says, "I don't know why I'd make out with this guy". This is not about fun rides and condom candy. MVP is lost his Julius playing. He lost his tunnel is Cairo here on Friday Night Smackdown. When you keep losing, you lost a lot of respect from his meat mates. When you win you make more money when you Lucy Jones. The next thing he'll lose is his nasal spray. Back in the early 1900s, solana ressler started in the carnival. This guy farted. That was a neat cover of ever saw one. Concerning wins with a successful debut. He is going to drink some cereal out of a deer lady, while MBP shows God loves. Kennedy comes out and says, "The corect terminology as you go with Phillips and a man that's cool, but let that one roll of your back again." He advertises his new movie, Behind Enemy Columbia Columbia. He says we should buy a mini alliance Colombia.
The Smackdown theme proclaims, "Sniff your pot like me".
Triple H is in a Triple Jeff Party match with our General Manager. They can hang with the WWE Champions. Carlito and Primeau Call-in will be defending the WWE title. Edge has nude photos on the internet.
On his way to the ring, the Rapist Superstar! The Rated Our Superstar says that "Tell you I write next week, someone bending kids." Edge proclaims, "Naked pictures are not of my wife, they are of me. A year later, and I'm still in love with Vince." He calls Hardy's title reign a "Juvenile are rational period." The Big Show, who has size 80 boobs, enters. He is the most amazing super all that. He will be in the Wednesday year Royal Rumble. Jeff Hardy will defend the Debbie Debbie Lee Title. Don't let that pat on the back folio. Jim Ross says, "When I met you, many leaves reason to watch ECW". What an ovation from the WWE Champ! There is jizz on the face of Jeff Hardy. Jim Ross tells viewers that we appreciate your writing is into your home. Edge in Matt Hardy is very explosive, not going to make a mistake or rush anything." The tribes get the care about your partner. Edge grew up in Carolina, and Hardy in Toronto. You can see the wrestling that inspired them on 2047 On Demands. We are watching live wrestling things. Edge gets tossed out of the ring, and Big Show catches a dutch. Jeff Hardy has his inches up until before the commercial break. Stretch armstrong with Edge on the other side of Reagan. As usual, Jeff Hardy giving maxi mom effort. Edge is a very c**t-like individual. Edge was based Jeff Hardy. Edge is a massive titulator. We are told about the hard testicles of Matt Hardy. Edge gets a quicky in Matt Hardy. Big Show leaves because he has the s**ts. Jeff Hardy is exposing Edge. Great success pardee's the pads past. Younger brother Chett gets the tag. Jeff Swanson On by Jeff. Big Show deskirted Edge.
And that's all for this week. Tune in following Raw this Monday for the most homosexually-influenced wrestling closed captions available today. Enjoy!
Tonight, we will see a tag team from the Animals of WWE. They are platoon former champions. They will face off against the Radar Superstar and the Bid Show.
Mayor Vickie Guerrero is very happy. Tazz says it's always nice to see the boss slimey. She says that her husband Adage will face Best Hardy at the Royal Rumble, which will also feature a 300-man Oil Rumble match. This is good news from the champion manager. Triple H enters. He has his thong by his feet. He says, "Hi, lick me". He says that if the fans don't get what they want, they will hound her when she goes to the bastard Robbins and when she's with the hot dog man. She responds and says that he has to keep it up in the Rumble. Triple H says that if he doesn't win the Rubble, Species will be viewed as a weak general manager. Her action figure has the same bacon look on its face. She gives in and says, "Udell, all right, you are in". Triple H was on the computer wanting to plug something in and found faked naked photos of Vickie. She responds, "I'm not naked". Triple H says, "This is embarrassing biggie". He keeps getting outbid on eBay by some guy out of a job at 2009. When she runs out of the ring, he calls after her, "Where are you going they key?"
Up next, we will see The Great Collie corned beef and Kurt.
A promo package appears for Umaga, who is a dangerous average. He is just hairy. This is distraction always a savage. He posts them all with the water spike.
Now in the ring, Hot to Ride Her! Their opponents include Finley, who is accompanied by the dementious 7 foot, Horn Swallows! Jim Ross says, "You will see depantsing". Tazz says, "I'm pretty good at buff phase". His partner is the Great Collie, who won Nattie individual. Hawkins and Ryder rotted the WWE Tag Team Titles. Hornswoggle is a liberal lover. Finlay is again be dextrous. He is a yousuf laddie veteran. Finlay has an innovative technet. It was a long drive to the IPod arena. Right across the river is a little town called Booker. Hawkins in Rider could give some heads. Jim Ross says, "Look at the size of his collie". It looked like an elbow camera. He talks about the Collie Kids Cam. Collie delivers a boot, followed by his finisher, the David Lodge. Horny beef curry wins the match. Link corn swallow got too much chocolate over the holidays. He delivers an add pulls blast. We have seen a mom here tonight on Friday Night Smacked Down. We have seen dancing and iris jagoff. This is not a good way to start 2009 for Mrs. Zach Ryder.
Last week, Mitchell McCool was challenged by Marie's, where Murray cost her the Davis Championship. When Murray's back was turned, you could see the ass. Eve says to Michelle, "I thought you and Maria girlfriends". Michelle responds with, "I deserve Maria." She tells Eve, "You should use a stick for what you do best".
Edge is very upset about the naked pictures of Edge. When Big Show goes to speak, the CCs first identify him as Bobby Lashley. Correcting themselves, they then identify him as Batista. Edge says to Show, "Fear me at WrestlePainting".
Jim Ross is frequently identified as Michael Cole on the show, despite the draft being over 6 months ago.
Up next, Dagny and Bonkers, the bonehead collosus. Your left nik isn't Fast As. Their opponents are B. Brian Kendrick, along with Ezequiel Jackson, who is an Instant Gator. Festus is taking it off here in mroe ways than one. Jesse and Festus have interesting timor. Jesse is plowing B. Brian Kendrick. This is quite the big shad team combination. Festus feels like a foreign car landing by chance. Ezequiel Jackson is a black eyed penis. Easy Queer Jackson is trying to knot up the marella Incest Us. Festus tags to Jesse, during which we are told "the tag got head". Jesse is wigging. Festus has a bad peg. We see a tag bear. Kendrick singles out Gassy and got the victory. Easy Killed Jackson hits a Urine Agi.
There are great tag teams in the anal WWE, including the Hardys.
The Moscow Maja Maller cost Trilpe H the tits at Armageddon. He leaks in the locker room. Hurricane Helms is underage in this contest. Tazz says he is Helms and will use his speed advantage. Helms is getting off with assistance. Defeating R-Kozlov would be a big feather in his crap. Kozlov hits a jewellike elbow. Tazz says that sitting on Vladimir Kozlov is an uncomfortable experience. Kozlov is ramming batteries into hispponents. This is a very dangerous team in being, ladies and gentlemen. Kozlov is apparently better than rushed athelete Alexander Marella. Helms is showing his grapes. The still defeated Kozlov picks up the victory. Helms couldn't use his Shining Wisdom Care. Kozlov won after a battering ram right into trhe sperm. He is going to sing his power and his strength.
And Houdini is not here, but Jim Ross is! He could be the next coach of the jizz. The 2nd Royal Rumble will be one of the most anticipated paper views. It will include thirty superstars from Raw and Smackdown in ECW. You must be thrown over the top row to be eliminated to go to that WrestleMania 25 in Houston. Introducing the participants. Firstly, the 120 time WWE Champion, Triple H! Second, the 70 plus, 441 pound Big Show. Thirdly, Voltar Kozlov! Finally, the Mold Standard, Shelton Benjamin, who makes his way to the ring. He tells JR that you do not introduce the Gold Standard as a part of a sink. He should be introduced as the odds on favorite to win 2009 matches. Suddenly, the lights go out. Wait, The Underwear! Where'd he come from? Dead Pan will be in the Royal Rumble match. Who will win, Monday Night ECW or Friday Night Smacked Down?
A promo introduces a new superstar by the name of Bizarre and he, who landed on his bizuns.
The lyrics of "You're not buff enough for me" signify the entrance of former Davis Champion, Michelle Milk Cool. She is on her way to ray. She says, "Ayo Maria apology. So Maria, in your underwear, please accept my apology". She asks Eve to come out, only to say, "Please leave". She wants a ball in her busy. She attacks Eve, and we are told that when you're champ, you f*** Stratus. Who came on Michelle McCool? Eve did not blow this at all.
Backstage, Vickie says to Chavo, "Chavo, I'd like to urinate. I can't believe those pictures are out there. Have you semen?" Triple H enters. Chavo says, "You think you can install people on the Internet?" Next week, Triple H will be in a Nipple Jeopardy match.
In the ring is a dinkless MVD. A blameless MVP gets on the mic and says, "Whoever the winner russell to bering about was as good as over with already." No more hot dogging. Tonight is the debut of Designing. The man is right in the monkey. Kid Barney executes an Aaron Neville like manuever. Tazz says, "I don't know why I'd make out with this guy". This is not about fun rides and condom candy. MVP is lost his Julius playing. He lost his tunnel is Cairo here on Friday Night Smackdown. When you keep losing, you lost a lot of respect from his meat mates. When you win you make more money when you Lucy Jones. The next thing he'll lose is his nasal spray. Back in the early 1900s, solana ressler started in the carnival. This guy farted. That was a neat cover of ever saw one. Concerning wins with a successful debut. He is going to drink some cereal out of a deer lady, while MBP shows God loves. Kennedy comes out and says, "The corect terminology as you go with Phillips and a man that's cool, but let that one roll of your back again." He advertises his new movie, Behind Enemy Columbia Columbia. He says we should buy a mini alliance Colombia.
The Smackdown theme proclaims, "Sniff your pot like me".
Triple H is in a Triple Jeff Party match with our General Manager. They can hang with the WWE Champions. Carlito and Primeau Call-in will be defending the WWE title. Edge has nude photos on the internet.
On his way to the ring, the Rapist Superstar! The Rated Our Superstar says that "Tell you I write next week, someone bending kids." Edge proclaims, "Naked pictures are not of my wife, they are of me. A year later, and I'm still in love with Vince." He calls Hardy's title reign a "Juvenile are rational period." The Big Show, who has size 80 boobs, enters. He is the most amazing super all that. He will be in the Wednesday year Royal Rumble. Jeff Hardy will defend the Debbie Debbie Lee Title. Don't let that pat on the back folio. Jim Ross says, "When I met you, many leaves reason to watch ECW". What an ovation from the WWE Champ! There is jizz on the face of Jeff Hardy. Jim Ross tells viewers that we appreciate your writing is into your home. Edge in Matt Hardy is very explosive, not going to make a mistake or rush anything." The tribes get the care about your partner. Edge grew up in Carolina, and Hardy in Toronto. You can see the wrestling that inspired them on 2047 On Demands. We are watching live wrestling things. Edge gets tossed out of the ring, and Big Show catches a dutch. Jeff Hardy has his inches up until before the commercial break. Stretch armstrong with Edge on the other side of Reagan. As usual, Jeff Hardy giving maxi mom effort. Edge is a very c**t-like individual. Edge was based Jeff Hardy. Edge is a massive titulator. We are told about the hard testicles of Matt Hardy. Edge gets a quicky in Matt Hardy. Big Show leaves because he has the s**ts. Jeff Hardy is exposing Edge. Great success pardee's the pads past. Younger brother Chett gets the tag. Jeff Swanson On by Jeff. Big Show deskirted Edge.
And that's all for this week. Tune in following Raw this Monday for the most homosexually-influenced wrestling closed captions available today. Enjoy!
