Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 28, 2009 1:49:19 GMT -5
Make sure if you didn't get the PM of the card to let me know.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 28, 2009 2:00:04 GMT -5
"Evil La Parka" wanted me to post this promo for him.
*Standing in a dark room full of lit candles Evil La Parka is in the middle.*
So it looks like One Doley Nation wants to go again. Well I tell you what Doley. It will be my pleasure to wipe the ring up and down from corner to corner with your head again. You see Doley, I don't know if you remember, but I destroyed you in a hardcore match not too long ago!! Personally Doley I have nothing against you. But that doesn't mean I won't be pleased to make you bleed like a horror movie victim again!!
As to other business I have a huge surprise for everyone on Monday Niteraw. Today I shall make a prophecy and that prophecy shall come to past this Monday. You see this Monday will be the beginning of something great. I shall finally start my path of destruction and torture on those who choose to be evil.
You see I don't choose to be evil. I'm evil because I have to be!! I'm evil because I want to cleanse the world of scum and disrespectful monsters!! I'm evil because no one, and I mean no one, can be quite as evil.........as me.
*All the candles go out one by one until the camera fades to black.*
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Post by TromboneMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:02:42 GMT -5
Gah, when do we find out who this La Parka is?
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 28, 2009 2:07:41 GMT -5
Gah, when do we find out who this La Parka is? Everyone knows it's Christopher Daniels
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 28, 2009 2:07:43 GMT -5
Posting this from a mates computer.
*After searching the lockerroom where Motor-Colt was found beaten and bloodied, a recently completely news article was found.*
MAKE LOVE, NOT WARGAMES by Motor-Colt
First off, incase you haven't heard. The winner of the first ever King of WrestleCrap is non other than myself, Motor-Colt. After barely winning an amazing bout with my good friend Wordlife. I would just like to say Wordlife, thank you. Thank you for giving me the match of my career and I look forward to seeing you in the ring again.
Now, since I've won this match I have won the right to face off against Milo Duck for the WWCF Championship title at Ernest Goes to Wargames. Now I would like to call Milo an ally, as The Story and StrykerDuckSilence have fought side by side in the past. However, I am telling you now Milo, I will be giving my all in this match to win the title, and with the streak I am on, I don't think there's a way I can lose.
The other reward I get for winning the tournament is I get to name one of the teams for the Wargames match at Ernest Goes to WarGames. Now I'm not just going to announce all the competitors now, I will be spending the next few weeks seeing who I feel deserves to be in this match. Not just based on match results, but also how much effort they put into their WWCF careers. However, there are two competitors who I wil name, and I don't think they will catch anyone by surprise.
First off, the Evil Maskes one himself. Wordlifeecw. Sure he did lose at the PPV, but he put me to the limit, and we made eachother reach deep down in places we've never been before in order to win. It must also be noted that he has proven himself to be one of the top stars in WWCF history from the moment this federation started. And finally, up until our match he had a truly amazing winning streak. Wordlife, you deserve it.
And the second one, is of course your current WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average. His well deserved reign with this belt is current the longest title reign in WWCF history (beating out Milo Duck by meer hours), and he has proven to be a top force from the moment he debuted, and after his big win over grbjazzman, there was no question about it. Above Average you're in.
All three members of The Story have been on a terrific role for quite some time, and we all have something in common. We're all about making history.
So guys? At Ernest Goes to Wargames... Let's Make Histo....cfrhhx
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 28, 2009 2:08:17 GMT -5
I'll be staying with a friend for the next 3 days. However it will still be a while before I can properly participate.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 28, 2009 2:21:14 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch sitting in the den in his home with a real angry look on his face.
First of all I want to say that whomever this guy is that attacked me at King of Wrestlecrap that wore a cloak, whomever you are, you are going to pay for sticking your nose in something that doesn't concern you.
Now another reason that I am pissed off is because the southwest connection is on a two match losing streak with the latest loss costing us our world tag team championship. We lost to the team of MOP and Metylerca also known as Pride which is a bunch of crap as there was no pride in them by the way they stole those belts from tyfo and myself. But don't you worry, the tag team championship will be back around our waists in very short order as the next time we get into the ring against "pride", the southwest connection will once again be the world tag team champions.
Now next week at niteraw, it is a battle of the two original teams in the wwcf as the southwest connection take on strykerducksilence in a parking lot brawl. Now this kind of match is fine by me because with the mood I am in, I do not want to be controlled by rules so this parking lot brawl is going to be a lot of fun for the connection. Let me remind everyone that I hold a couple of non-title one-on-one victories over the current world heavyweight champion milo duck including a torch match in which I won and torched that damn duck!!! This brawl is going to be a bloody one as there is a lot of deep, down hatred between the four of us and we're going to let it all hang out next Monday night.
I noticed that there is a stipulation in the match between grbjazzman and tromboneman in which if tromboneman wins then me and tyfo get our rightful rematch for our belts that should still be ours to begin with. Now what I don't like is that our rematch is in the hands of tromboneman and not in our hands which is another load of crap as the connection should automatically get a rematch since we are the former champions but our idiot owner who has another side job can not do his stinking job right anyhow. The Southwest Connection should still be the World Tag Team Champions and Strykerducksilence, be prepared for the fight of your careers as you are going to be dealing with a very pissed off Southwest Connection!!!
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 28, 2009 2:27:01 GMT -5
Gah, when do we find out who this La Parka is? He told me he wants to take this gimmick for the long haul. He isn't sure when he wants to unmask. It is so hard not to say who it is because it is a pretty common poster on the forum but he made me swear not to tell.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Jan 28, 2009 2:28:26 GMT -5
Gah, when do we find out who this La Parka is? He told me he wants to take this gimmick for the long haul. He isn't sure when he wants to unmask. It is so hard not to say who it is because it is a pretty common poster on the forum but he made me swear not to tell. Its me isn't it? I knew some day I'd turn evil and dress up like La Parka. My grandmother was right.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 7:38:40 GMT -5
Who wants to play a Game?
Guess whos STILL Not on the Roster
and Has still not been Payed
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 8:36:45 GMT -5
Holy crap. I just counted the roster and we currently have 37 active members. Compare that to about 8 people for EWT.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 28, 2009 10:42:39 GMT -5
So Star is out injured and i'm in a 3 way for a title shot. You wanna know why i'm going for a title SOOOOOOOOOO below me? There has never been a grandslam champion in WCF, someone that has won all the titles in WCF. And The Revolution of Evolution, the Saint of Sin, one half of the greatest tag team to ever grace a ring, The Revelation of the Next Generation, will be the grandslam champion. Tag titles, Heatz title, Hardcore, Forum and the world title wall all be in the near future around my waste.
Champions, enjoy your titles. Hug them, sleep with them hell wear it to formal dinner parties for all I care. Just understand that your reigns will end all the same: Squareplosion, L7, 1-2-3.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 28, 2009 12:13:50 GMT -5
Pride?... PRIDE?!
Seth Drakin, where do you get off preaching Pride to anybody in this company, when you can't even hold up to your own word? I was... insulted at King Of Wrestlecrap by your so called Pride. Not only did you have to resort to using a weapon... my very own possession to end the match, you continue to do so even though the bell has rung.
But to continue what you call teaching me the value of Pride and Honour, you invite more of your kind to come down and join you. Tank, and one more man.
Seth, consider this your final warning: Start practising what you preach. Start fighting with your own Pride and Honour, and nothing else. Then and only then, will I consider yourself proven for another shot at the TromboneWeight Title. But until then, get out of my face.
Now, GRBJazzMan. You issued myself a challenge that has been accepted. You think that just because we're both musicians - because we actually have something in common that that warrants a match with me? No. GRBJazzMan, this match was accepted because I not only want people to realise that I am the greatest wrestler in the WWCF, but that I am also the greatest musician. If you will, let's call it: Exterminating The Competition. There is no way you can beat me, and there is no way you'll be getting a shot at my TromboneWeight Title. But that's for next week, for now, let me prove to you that I am WWCF's greatest musician to step in this ring.
...Hit it! Seth: Wow....I was unable to hold up my end of the bargain. Look in the mirror, pal. Who had TheSam in their corner when I specifically said no family or friends at ringside for the match. I believe that was you. So when you were unable to hold up your end of the agreement, you disqualified yourself from the Rules of Honor so in escense, I had already won before the match even began. You proved that you were not a man of honor and I didnt need to beat you for your belt. That is why I hit you with your own Trombone, to treat you just like you treated my rules.
Your belt is not worth the time and money to make honorable. Oh and not only that, but you and TheSam08 screwed Little Naitch of the match he wanted with me. So as far as I am concerned, I am done with you and you got your just desserts.
Now if you excuse me, I have a tag match with a truly honorable man in my tag team partners against two members of The Pride. The reason why it isnt non-title is because not only do we not want the tag titles right now, we just want to pummel these guys who think they are better than us.
Pride....you guys are exactly the type of people that are reason why The Tank and I joined forces. You are ungrateful and you wouldnt know what paying your dues are if they hit you on the ass. The Crusade is here to save WWCF from the scum that infests this ring and it is guys like The Pride who are the scum.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 28, 2009 12:27:39 GMT -5
Holy crap. I just counted the roster and we currently have 37 active members. Compare that to about 8 people for EWT. Any of you are more than welcome to join EWT.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 28, 2009 12:50:57 GMT -5
Compare that to about 8 people for EWT. Any of you are more than welcome to join EWT. Hey Joker why don't you join WCF, you could fued with Koda over who can use the Joker gimmick
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 14:17:22 GMT -5
So Star is out injured and i'm in a 3 way for a title shot. You wanna know why i'm going for a title SOOOOOOOOOO below me? There has never been a grandslam champion in WCF, someone that has won all the titles in WCF. And The Revolution of Evolution, the Saint of Sin, one half of the greatest tag team to ever grace a ring, The Revelation of the Next Generation, will be the grandslam champion. Tag titles, Heatz title, Hardcore, Forum and the world title wall all be in the near future around my waste.
Champions, enjoy your titles. Hug them, sleep with them hell wear it to formal dinner parties for all I care. Just understand that your reigns will end all the same: Squareplosion, L7, 1-2-3. Correct me if I'm wrong Cityslicker but Y'all gotta go through for at Least one of those Belts and That won't be no piece Of Cherry Tell ya what
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jan 28, 2009 16:50:53 GMT -5
Compare that to about 8 people for EWT. Any of you are more than welcome to join EWT. You know what else people are welcome to join? WCWWE! *Cheap plug*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 16:52:09 GMT -5
Compare that to about 8 people for EWT. Any of you are more than welcome to join EWT. *Raises hand* Um, wasn't there a poll that determined the fate of the group, and more people wanted it to end?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 17:23:52 GMT -5
Any of you are more than welcome to join EWT. *Raises hand* Um, wasn't there a poll that determined the fate of the group, and more people wanted it to end? Really?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 17:25:22 GMT -5
The thread is now deleted, but at one point, there was twice as much "Yes" to "No".
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