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Post by Cyno on Jan 28, 2009 17:55:34 GMT -5
Seth: Wow....I was unable to hold up my end of the bargain. Look in the mirror, pal. Who had TheSam in their corner when I specifically said no family or friends at ringside for the match. I believe that was you. So when you were unable to hold up your end of the agreement, you disqualified yourself from the Rules of Honor so in escense, I had already won before the match even began. You proved that you were not a man of honor and I didnt need to beat you for your belt. That is why I hit you with your own Trombone, to treat you just like you treated my rules.
Your belt is not worth the time and money to make honorable. Oh and not only that, but you and TheSam08 screwed Little Naitch of the match he wanted with me. So as far as I am concerned, I am done with you and you got your just desserts.
Now if you excuse me, I have a tag match with a truly honorable man in my tag team partners against two members of The Pride. The reason why it isnt non-title is because not only do we not want the tag titles right now, we just want to pummel these guys who think they are better than us.
Pride....you guys are exactly the type of people that are reason why The Tank and I joined forces. You are ungrateful and you wouldnt know what paying your dues are if they hit you on the ass. The Crusade is here to save WWCF from the scum that infests this ring and it is guys like The Pride who are the scum. You know something, Seth? We didn't just ask for these tag-titles. We didn't just whine and complain until we got a match with the FORMER tag-team champions. No, Metylerca and I busted our asses off to get where we are today. I risked my goddamn life in high school gyms and bingo halls across the Northeast to even have a WWCF scouting agent give me a second look. The way I see it, I paid my dues. And being a tag-team champion merely two months after my WWCF debut proves it.
But if you wanna run your mouth off, that's fine. Metyl and I will let our victories over almost every team in this organization speak for themselves. The Crusade's about to become another notch on our championship belts, and come next week's NiteRaw, you and Tank will find out that Pride never dies!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2009 19:48:38 GMT -5
*The WWCF locker-room. Cthulhu is standing at the center, playing a tune from an electric guitar at an extremely loud volume.*
Hello, everyone! In case you forgot, I am Cthulhu also known as Providence, back from something I call a journey of self-discovery. You see, several weeks and a month ago I had not been on my best condition. I have lost many times, despite my skill, unable to break past that great wall to victory. And so I left the WWCF, trying to find the two things that I had lost when I first arrived in the WWCF, my fighting spirit and my passion for rock music.
I'm back, and the things I have lost have been found. To everyone in the WWCF, consider this as a warning. I'll fight anyone, I'll keep fighting and fighting until you break. That is... my promise. And I will drag all of you, even if you kick and scream, towards that promise.
Oh, about Motor-Colt, I'd be lying if I said I was concerned about his well-being, but if he thinks... if any of you think that what happened to him was bad, then I'll be more than happy to open your eyes to the light in the next few weeks.
I am known as many things; a wrestler, a psychopath, a rock star, and a bastard -- but in the WWCF, all of you will know me for one thing, and that is the most dangerous man you will fight.
Now, make that your Story on Page One!
Thank you! F*** you! A villian has arrived!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 28, 2009 20:13:30 GMT -5
So Mr Commisioner wants to know why I deserve a singles title shot?
Let's lay out a few home truths. Milo is world champion. If StrykerDuckSilence is good enough to have a world champion, then it's damn sure good enough for me to get a shot. I'm in Milo's corner at all times remember. The World champion will be in mine. That's a pretty big endorsement.
On Monday night, I pinned Square in the most emotional battle ever to take place in this company, when SDS beat the Non American Heroes. Next Sunday? He's in a #1 contender match. Where's my due Mr Commisioner? I've drawn more for this company than most, and my vanquished foe gets the chances? Something not quite right there comrade. Maybe we should get Nikolai Volkoff in as a bodyguard for you.
And most importantly, StrykerDuckSilence is this companies core. We were your FIRST champions. We held your first belts. We've been here from the start and we've stuck it out while there has been hiatuses, sabbaticals and retirements everywhere else. Don't forget the people who made the company you have the control of what it is today. I've given blood, sweat and tears in equal measure. I shouldn't have to ask for title shots, but I do. And I don't care what title, I just want my due. Milo and me will have our day as a tag team again, we will always be the best team in this company and we'll prove that next week. But now it's my time. I don't interfere, I don't threaten, I don't demand, I ask because I've earned my chances. I've given so much, I think I'm owed some favours.
But you want proof? I have a match this monday, next monday, you make the call. Give me anybody in the ring. No pinfalls, no submissions, NO WINNER. 30 minutes, Pure Wrestling rules, I'll showcase why I deserve that shot against whoever you like. It's an open challenge.
Whoever you put in, I will shake their hand before and raise it after, but Mr Commisioner give me this shot, or I will Stryke you out
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 20:15:35 GMT -5
"Stryke me out"? If you lay a hand on any WWCF offical soon, the only stryking you will be doing is to light a match to ignite a oil can to warm yourself up.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 28, 2009 20:24:43 GMT -5
"Stryke me out"? If you lay a hand on any WWCF offical soon, the only stryking you will be doing is to light a match to ignite a oil can to warm yourself up. Getting awfully defensive aren't we Mr Commisioner. Surely figuratively stryking you out by blowing you away with wrestling skill isn't an act of aggression*Smiles, laughs and grabs Amigo's hand and shakes it, then gets up into Amigo's personal space and speaks quietly but intensely and firmly* But show me one time I haven't followed through on a promise. 30 minutes, pure rules against anyone you like, in 2 weeks time. You watch and give me a shot at the title you think is right for me. I make you money, I don't let people down. I earned this, don't turn your back on StrykerDuckSilence
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 20:26:13 GMT -5
"Stryke me out"? If you lay a hand on any WWCF offical soon, the only stryking you will be doing is to light a match to ignite a oil can to warm yourself up. Getting awfully defensive aren't we Mr Commisioner. Surely figuratively stryking you out by blowing you away with wrestling skill isn't an act of aggression*Smiles, laughs and grabs Amigo's hand and shakes it, then gets up into Amigo's personal space and speaks quietly but intensely and firmly* But show me one time I haven't followed through on a promise. 30 minutes, pure rules against anyone you like, in 2 weeks time. You watch and give me a shot at the title you think is right for me. I make you money, I don't let people down. I earned this, don't turn your back on StrykerDuckSilence *Stern-faced*
Deal. I will find who I consider a top singles star for you to face on Raw. You beat him, you name the title. You lose, and it's a slow climb to the top.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 28, 2009 20:32:48 GMT -5
Getting awfully defensive aren't we Mr Commisioner. Surely figuratively stryking you out by blowing you away with wrestling skill isn't an act of aggression*Smiles, laughs and grabs Amigo's hand and shakes it, then gets up into Amigo's personal space and speaks quietly but intensely and firmly* But show me one time I haven't followed through on a promise. 30 minutes, pure rules against anyone you like, in 2 weeks time. You watch and give me a shot at the title you think is right for me. I make you money, I don't let people down. I earned this, don't turn your back on StrykerDuckSilence *Stern-faced*
Deal. I will find who I consider a top singles star for you to face on Raw. You beat him, you name the title. You lose, and it's a slow climb to the top. Not quite. No winner, pure exhibtion. I'll blow your hair back. 30 minutes, you judge who I'm worthy of facing, what title as a result of that, and I will Stryke! Them! Out!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 20:35:13 GMT -5
*Strokes Mustache*
Hmm, a exhibition, eh? Good.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 21:33:18 GMT -5
*Strokes Mustache*
Hmm, a exhibition, eh? Good. Hey there I been lookin for you all Day *Shakes Finger* I've been at the Pay Windah all day and once I got through goin in some Fancy cir'cles I found out someone else picked up my Paycheck
*Sighs* What kinda Backyard Bulldoggery's Goin on round' 'ere that A man pick up his own ch'eck??
Its a Damn shame and I want it sorted out
I've wrestled in a lotta places and slept in storage containers before BUT NEVER AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 28, 2009 21:34:22 GMT -5
*The WWCF locker-room. Cthulhu is standing at the center, playing a tune from an electric guitar at an extremely loud volume.* Hello, everyone! In case you forgot, I am Cthulhu also known as Providence, back from something I call a journey of self-discovery. You see, several weeks and a month ago I had not been on my best condition. I have lost many times, despite my skill, unable to break past that great wall to victory. And so I left the WWCF, trying to find the two things that I had lost when I first arrived in the WWCF, my fighting spirit and my passion for rock music.
I'm back, and the things I have lost have been found. To everyone in the WWCF, consider this as a warning. I'll fight anyone, I'll keep fighting and fighting until you break. That is... my promise. And I will drag all of you, even if you kick and scream, towards that promise.
Oh, about Motor-Colt, I'd be lying if I said I was concerned about his well-being, but if he thinks... if any of you think that what happened to him was bad, then I'll be more than happy to open your eyes to the light in the next few weeks.
I am known as many things; a wrestler, a psychopath, a rock star, and a bastard -- but in the WWCF, all of you will know me for one thing, and that is the most dangerous man you will fight.
Now, make that your Story on Page One!
Thank you! F*** you! A villian has arrived!*Seth is seen clapping.* Seth: Very impressive. Glad you moved on because I have moved on. Oh and I seriously hope that you were not the one who attacked Motor Colt because we may have a problem.
Not that I care one or the other about Motor Colt, but I had a certain business proposition that kind of has been delayed due to Motor Colt's injury. Just so you know.*Seth goes to leave, but stops.* Seth: Oh, and I always thought that Justice was the weakest link between the three of us. I'm kind of glad you realized it as well. *Seth leaves.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 21:35:42 GMT -5
*Strokes Mustache*
Hmm, a exhibition, eh? Good. Hey there I been lookin for you all Day *Shakes Finger* I've been at the Pay Windah all day and once I got through goin in some Fancy cir'cles I found out someone else picked up my Paycheck
*Sighs* What kinda Backyard Bulldoggery's Goin on round' 'ere that A man pick up his own ch'eck??
Its a Damn shame and I want it sorted out
I've wrestled in a lotta places and slept in storage containers before BUT NEVER AT THE SAME TIME!!! I put your paycheck in a envelope, and taped it to you when you passed out from drinking after the PPV.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2009 21:37:46 GMT -5
Hey there I been lookin for you all Day *Shakes Finger* I've been at the Pay Windah all day and once I got through goin in some Fancy cir'cles I found out someone else picked up my Paycheck
*Sighs* What kinda Backyard Bulldoggery's Goin on round' 'ere that A man pick up his own ch'eck??
Its a Damn shame and I want it sorted out
I've wrestled in a lotta places and slept in storage containers before BUT NEVER AT THE SAME TIME!!! I put your paycheck in a envelope, and taped it to you when you passed out from drinking after the PPV. Ohhh Your funny I have'nt had a Drink in a Year now
I also haven't had a Paycheck in two months
Which ones worse?
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 28, 2009 21:41:19 GMT -5
I can't wait for Monday TM. You and I were will trading eights and sixteens like this company hasn't ever seen before. So, what standards you wanna play, cuz I got some ideas of my own...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 28, 2009 21:42:17 GMT -5
I put your paycheck in a envelope, and taped it to you when you passed out from drinking after the PPV. Ohhh Your funny I have'nt had a Drink in a Year now
I also haven't had a Paycheck in two months
Which ones worse? Well, you were unresponsive so I left it on you. Which probably got stolen by someone.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2009 21:56:46 GMT -5
*Seth is seen clapping.* Seth: Very impressive. Glad you moved on because I have moved on. Oh and I seriously hope that you were not the one who attacked Motor Colt because we may have a problem.
Not that I care one or the other about Motor Colt, but I had a certain business proposition that kind of has been delayed due to Motor Colt's injury. Just so you know.*Seth goes to leave, but stops.* Seth: Oh, and I always thought that Justice was the weakest link between the three of us. I'm kind of glad you realized it as well. *Seth leaves.* Why should I care about what you think? If I attacked Motor-Colt, if I did, why would I worry about what you will do? Justice is still my tag-team partner, and the reason why is because we are the best tag-team fighters. We were tag-team champions, and we won against the original champs, without even having to fight dirty.
I always wanted to say this -- you were the weakest in the NWC. I was the one who came up with the idea to attack Motor-Colt for the NWC's debut. Me and Justice did the dirty work and the planning, and both of us attacked Evil Masked wordlifeecw. The only thing I remember about you back then was that god-awful sweater.
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Post by TromboneMan on Jan 28, 2009 22:02:28 GMT -5
I can't wait for Monday TM. You and I were will trading eights and sixteens like this company hasn't ever seen before. So, what standards you wanna play, cuz I got some ideas of my own... Well, GRBJazzMan, since you do seem so confident in yourself, why don't we kick this like we do back home in Melbourne, Australia? Melbourne rules state each player picks one standard each, plus one other standard to be picked by our judge. And since I know I will beat you no matter what is chosen, I will allow you, JazzMan to choose the judge for our competition.
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 28, 2009 22:12:55 GMT -5
I can't wait for Monday TM. You and I were will trading eights and sixteens like this company hasn't ever seen before. So, what standards you wanna play, cuz I got some ideas of my own... Well, GRBJazzMan, since you do seem so confident in yourself, why don't we kick this like we do back home in Melbourne, Australia? Melbourne rules state each player picks one standard each, plus one other standard to be picked by our judge. And since I know I will beat you no matter what is chosen, I will allow you, JazzMan to choose the judge for our competition. Fine by me sir. I select the only man who I feel is crazy enough to do this. I choose The New Guy as our judge. Whadda say?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 28, 2009 22:17:03 GMT -5
*Seth is seen clapping.* Seth: Very impressive. Glad you moved on because I have moved on. Oh and I seriously hope that you were not the one who attacked Motor Colt because we may have a problem.
Not that I care one or the other about Motor Colt, but I had a certain business proposition that kind of has been delayed due to Motor Colt's injury. Just so you know.*Seth goes to leave, but stops.* Seth: Oh, and I always thought that Justice was the weakest link between the three of us. I'm kind of glad you realized it as well. *Seth leaves.* Why should I care about what you think? If I attacked Motor-Colt, if I did, why would I worry about what you will do? Justice is still my tag-team partner, and the reason why is because we are the best tag-team fighters. We were tag-team champions, and we won against the original champs, without even having to fight dirty.
I always wanted to say this -- you were the weakest in the NWC. I was the one who came up with the idea to attack Motor-Colt for the NWC's debut. Me and Justice did the dirty work and the planning, and both of us attacked Evil Masked wordlifeecw. The only thing I remember about you back then was that god-awful sweater. Seth: Well, then......I guess you were as stupid as I remembered. You know, last I remembered....when I was gone, you kind of tried to take over as leader and look where that got you....to the pathetic bottom. Fits you......as while you and Justice were the tag champs at the time, you seemed to always try and latch on to me because you two couldnt do anything on your own. I at least got a title shot against the champion for a big show while you couldn't even get by the first qualifiers.
And lets remember who won and lost the first round of the tournament. Oh yeah, and last I saw you.....you and Justice had to catch a cab. How was that cab ride anyway? Oh yeah, and how was the hotel that last night? You see, I didnt even want to be in the same room as you two that night so I changed hotels. Got a better hotel anyways.
But enough with that, the real reason I am here is to give you a real warning. Myself, Tank, and the rest of the Crusade are here to clean WWCF of all the pathetic villians and heretics who have tainted this federation. You want to join the side of filth, that is all fine and dandy.......for now because sooner or later, all garbage will either be erradicated.
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Post by TromboneMan on Jan 28, 2009 22:23:25 GMT -5
Well, GRBJazzMan, since you do seem so confident in yourself, why don't we kick this like we do back home in Melbourne, Australia? Melbourne rules state each player picks one standard each, plus one other standard to be picked by our judge. And since I know I will beat you no matter what is chosen, I will allow you, JazzMan to choose the judge for our competition. Fine by me sir. I select the only man who I feel is crazy enough to do this. I choose The New Guy as our judge. Whadda say? Like I said, it's your choice. But my standard for this Jazz Off is a song that I hold close to me:
Kenny Dorham's Blue Bossa.
New Guy, I hope you're up to the challenge. You're about to hear a master Trombonist at work.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2009 22:48:05 GMT -5
Why should I care about what you think? If I attacked Motor-Colt, if I did, why would I worry about what you will do? Justice is still my tag-team partner, and the reason why is because we are the best tag-team fighters. We were tag-team champions, and we won against the original champs, without even having to fight dirty.
I always wanted to say this -- you were the weakest in the NWC. I was the one who came up with the idea to attack Motor-Colt for the NWC's debut. Me and Justice did the dirty work and the planning, and both of us attacked Evil Masked wordlifeecw. The only thing I remember about you back then was that god-awful sweater. Seth: Well, then......I guess you were as stupid as I remembered. You know, last I remembered....when I was gone, you kind of tried to take over as leader and look where that got you....to the pathetic bottom. Fits you......as while you and Justice were the tag champs at the time, you seemed to always try and latch on to me because you two couldnt do anything on your own. I at least got a title shot against the champion for a big show while you couldn't even get by the first qualifiers.
And lets remember who won and lost the first round of the tournament. Oh yeah, and last I saw you.....you and Justice had to catch a cab. How was that cab ride anyway? Oh yeah, and how was the hotel that last night? You see, I didnt even want to be in the same room as you two that night so I changed hotels. Got a better hotel anyways.
But enough with that, the real reason I am here is to give you a real warning. Myself, Tank, and the rest of the Crusade are here to clean WWCF of all the pathetic villians and heretics who have tainted this federation. You want to join the side of filth, that is all fine and dandy.......for now because sooner or later, all garbage will either be erradicated. Oh, spare me from your ego, Drakin. If you want to talk about garbage, you should go home, check the mirror, and look hard into the crap you're spitting out from your mouth. You talk like a savior, but if you were a better fighter I would give up a few seconds and try to take you seriously.
If you want a real warning, listen carefully: it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow, next week, or beyond. I'm back, and anyone who thinks they're safe will be broken!
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