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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 28, 2009 23:05:52 GMT -5
Seth: Well, then......I guess you were as stupid as I remembered. You know, last I remembered....when I was gone, you kind of tried to take over as leader and look where that got you....to the pathetic bottom. Fits you......as while you and Justice were the tag champs at the time, you seemed to always try and latch on to me because you two couldnt do anything on your own. I at least got a title shot against the champion for a big show while you couldn't even get by the first qualifiers.
And lets remember who won and lost the first round of the tournament. Oh yeah, and last I saw you.....you and Justice had to catch a cab. How was that cab ride anyway? Oh yeah, and how was the hotel that last night? You see, I didnt even want to be in the same room as you two that night so I changed hotels. Got a better hotel anyways.
But enough with that, the real reason I am here is to give you a real warning. Myself, Tank, and the rest of the Crusade are here to clean WWCF of all the pathetic villians and heretics who have tainted this federation. You want to join the side of filth, that is all fine and dandy.......for now because sooner or later, all garbage will either be erradicated. Oh, spare me from your ego, Drakin. If you want to talk about garbage, you should go home, check the mirror, and look hard into the crap you're spitting out from your mouth. You talk like a savior, but if you were a better fighter I would give up a few seconds and try to take you seriously.
If you want a real warning, listen carefully: it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow, next week, or beyond. I'm back, and anyone who thinks they're safe will be broken! Seth: Well, we'll see who ends up broken or not. But of course, you really haven't lived up to your word for a while so I don't how you can live up to it now.
Oh yeah, and I hope you enjoy this week's NiteRaw when Tank and I beat a team that you and Justice couldnt beat in The Pride.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2009 23:12:01 GMT -5
Oh, spare me from your ego, Drakin. If you want to talk about garbage, you should go home, check the mirror, and look hard into the crap you're spitting out from your mouth. You talk like a savior, but if you were a better fighter I would give up a few seconds and try to take you seriously.
If you want a real warning, listen carefully: it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow, next week, or beyond. I'm back, and anyone who thinks they're safe will be broken! Seth: Well, we'll see who ends up broken or not. But of course, you really haven't lived up to your word for a while so I don't how you can live up to it now.
Oh yeah, and I hope you enjoy this week's NiteRaw when Tank and I beat a team that you and Justice couldnt beat in The Pride. Well, I guess this conversation is over. See you next week. Good luck, since I hope I don't get to hear you bitch about losing the match. I'll be watching.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 29, 2009 5:12:38 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer*
Just letting you know I've narrowed down the other three participants in the WarGames match up. A good mix between faces and heels and here are some hints.
One is a rising star I have praised quite a bit (one of three possibilities there), one that met in the ring one more than one occasion (quite a few there) and lastly the last one is essentially a dark horse who has gotten my attention with their promo stuff as of late.
A nice mix of faces and heels there, however it must be noted that this can all change over the next few weeks (when I finally announce it)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2009 7:30:42 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Just letting you know I've narrowed down the other three participants in the WarGames match up. A good mix between faces and heels and here are some hints. One is a rising star I have praised quite a bit (one of three possibilities there), one that met in the ring one more than one occasion (quite a few there) and lastly the last one is essentially a dark horse who has gotten my attention with their promo stuff as of late. A nice mix of faces and heels there, however it must be noted that this can all change over the next few weeks (when I finally announce it) 10 Bucks says I'm none of the above
Whitey lend me 10 bucks so I can scam the Fruitcake and get dinner
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 29, 2009 7:56:44 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Just letting you know I've narrowed down the other three participants in the WarGames match up. A good mix between faces and heels and here are some hints. One is a rising star I have praised quite a bit (one of three possibilities there), one that met in the ring one more than one occasion (quite a few there) and lastly the last one is essentially a dark horse who has gotten my attention with their promo stuff as of late. A nice mix of faces and heels there, however it must be noted that this can all change over the next few weeks (when I finally announce it) 10 Bucks says I'm none of the above
Whitey lend me 10 bucks so I can scam the Fruitcake and get dinner Here, have fifty , my brother in brokeness.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 29, 2009 8:00:20 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Just letting you know I've narrowed down the other three participants in the WarGames match up. A good mix between faces and heels and here are some hints. One is a rising star I have praised quite a bit (one of three possibilities there), one that met in the ring one more than one occasion (quite a few there) and lastly the last one is essentially a dark horse who has gotten my attention with their promo stuff as of late. A nice mix of faces and heels there, however it must be noted that this can all change over the next few weeks (when I finally announce it) 10 Bucks says I'm none of the above
Whitey lend me 10 bucks so I can scam the Fruitcake and get dinner Here, have fifty , my brother in brokeness.
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 29, 2009 8:22:37 GMT -5
Fine by me sir. I select the only man who I feel is crazy enough to do this. I choose The New Guy as our judge. Whadda say? Like I said, it's your choice. But my standard for this Jazz Off is a song that I hold close to me:
Kenny Dorham's Blue Bossa.
New Guy, I hope you're up to the challenge. You're about to hear a master Trombonist at work. A very solid choice of song TM. I will counter with a solid piece that holds a special place with me. I will be swinging to Work Song by Nat Adderley
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2009 23:25:08 GMT -5
OK, here's the deal. I'm gonna post LAST WEEK'S Live Event results tonight. And then tomorrow night, I'll get this week's up.
Note: Please keep in mind that these shows took place BEFORE King of WrestleCrap. So if you're not on these(TTS) or you're not recognized as champion(M.O.P. and Metylerca) or you're supposed to be injured(Starshine and Motor-Colt), that's why.
Oh, yeah. Madman Szalinski and New Guy. You guys will be on House Shows after you debut on either Heatz!!1 or NiteRaw.
Live Event Results For Thursday January 22, 2009
The event opens up with Commissioner Amigo announcing a Hardcore Match between the Wargame Warriors and Justice and Providence for later in the show. Super Smark interrupted, demanding suitable competition. MolotovMocktail arrived, claiming that if anyone deserved better opponents, it was him, as he once again recited his mission statement: Respect and Glory. Amigo decided to resolve the issue by booking a match between Super Smark and Mocktail to start the show.
Super Smark def. MolotovMocktail via rollup; One Doley Nation ran out after the match to get at Mocktail, but Smark attacked Doley, and he and Mocktail doubleteamed him until Ralphus and the WWCF security team broke it up.
Latino Meat def. Legion after the Meat Compactor
The Pride def. Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome; Metylerca pinned Koda after the Ride The Lightning
A match between One Doley Nation and Brahma Bull was canceled, due to Doley being attacked earler.
Motor-Colt def. TromboneMan via submission with the Final Thought
Seth Drakin def. The Tank with the Tail's End
WWCF Tag Team Champions The Southwest Connection def. Evil Masked wordlifeecw and WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average in a non-title match; Tyfo made wordlifeecw tap to the Texas Cloverleaf
grbjazzman def. WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army, Head Detective Aaron Enigma, and "Evil La Parka" in a non-title match; grbjazzman pinned La Parka after the Takin' The A Train
Seth Drakin def. Motor-Colt with the Tail's End, after interference from the masked member of the Crusade
The Wargame Warriors def. Justice and Providence in a Hardcore Match; Stevie got the pin after Stevie-kicking a chair into Justice's face. After the match, Cthulhu demanded a match with Stevie the next night, 1-on-1. Stevie accepted, and Commissioner Amigo made it official.
Before the main event, Motor-Colt came out and challenged Seth Drakin to a cage match the following night. The challenge was accepted by Seth over the video screen.
Whitey Fats def. Square in a Last Man Standing Match; Stryker was the special referee, and MiLo and Starshine were cuffed to one another on the outside. Whitey won it with a powerbomb off the top rope, through a table set up outside the ring. Square was unable to answer the count. The show ended with Stryker and MiLo raising Whitey's arms, while Starshine helped Square to the back.
Live Event Results for Friday January 23, 2009
D-Day Dave came out and announced that Super Smark and MolotovMocktail were being fined $1000 each for what they did to Doley the night before. They protested that Doley started it, but D-Dayve told them that Doley already paid his fine. They came out and refused to pay, so D-Dayve informed them that the fine would simply be taken out of their paychecks. As they protested, D-Dayve told them he put them in a match, right now.
The Pride def. Super Smark and MolotovMocktail; Metylerca got the pin on Mocktail after the Ride the Lightning
Legion def. Head Detective Aaron Enigma via knockout with the Arms of Morpheus
Brahma Bull def. One Doley Nation via pinfall after a Zombie Pedigree; Afterwards, Bull offered to team with Doley the following week against Mocktail and Smark. Doley agreed.
Cthulhu def. Stevierichardsfan in a Parts Unknown Deathmatch; Cthulhu pinned Stevie in the concession area, and Stevie could not get back to the ring in time
The Non-American Heros def. WWCF Tag Team Champions The Southwest Connection, Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome!, and Stryker Duck Silence in a non-title match; Square pinned Tyfo after a SquarePlosion
Evil Masked wordlifeecw def. grbjazzman via pinfall after the Journey to Hell
WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army def. Latino Meat in a non-title match
WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average def. "Evil La Parka" in a non-title match
Whitey Fats def. TromboneMan via pinfall after interference by The Tank
Motor-Colt def. Seth Drakin in a Steel Cage Match via submission with the Final Thought
Matches for tonight's show(to be posted tomorrow)
One Doley Nation and Brahma Bull V. Super Smark and MolotovMocktail
The Non-American Heros V. Motor-Colt and Evil Masked wordlifeecw(was announced before King of WrestleCrap)
The Tank V. TromboneMan(was announced before King of WrestleCrap)
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 30, 2009 2:32:24 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Wow two matchs in one night. I'm hardcore
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 30, 2009 3:31:41 GMT -5
*camera sits on the entrance ramp of a dark stadium with a wrestling ring. The ring appears to be ready for use. Aaron begins to speak*
This is where the magic happens. Inside that ring every week, I gather my research about the other members of this federation. Inside that ring last week, I nearly died to show everyone why I deserve to be here.
*Aaron walks out near the ring and get into the ring. He rips his bandages off and looks up to the ceiling*
This ring is where I live out my dreams every week, and this ring will be the place that I breathe my final breath. People think that I love to talk and cannot back up my words. I can assure you just because I lost Sunday doesn't mean Koda walked out of the match at 100%. We took each other to the limit that day. Even with my badages finally removed, I can still feel pains in my body.
They say winning isn't everything. Some people might call me a failure, but I don't agree with that. I don't let a loss destroy me. I learn so many things everytime I get into this ring. Win or lose, I learn about my opponents, style, moveset, ring-presence, and their attitude during the match. These factors help me to figure each opponent out and learn more about them.
*Aaron gets out of the ring and slowly walks towards the camera*
I am still searching for my place in the company. I never expected to fall into line immediately. I've never really fit in growing up, so I'm used to searching for my niche. I will find it, but until I do, I have no problem squaring off against anyone. Who knows, during a match I might make a Brilliant Deduction and find where I belong.
*Aaron gets right in front of the camera*
I'm Aaron Enigma. I am the keeper of many secrets, and eventually, I will learn all of yours. I am the head detective, and nothing will stop me from solving the greatest mysteries.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 30, 2009 4:03:12 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch icing down in the locker room of a gym after a long workout.
I can not believe that those chumps Strykerducksilence have been so quiet since this parking lot brawl was officially announced. Those two better be ready for the fight of their lives as the Southwest Connection are showing up not only ready for a fight but to also show everyone out there that we still are the best tag team in the world today. This is step one in our quest to regain the World Tag Team Championship that was stolen from us at King of Wrestlecrap. Now Pride, you thieves better enjoy being champions because you wont be for long as you are on borrowed time as The Southwest Connection will regain those belts very, very shortly!!!
Now, I also can't believe that I am not booked for tonight's house show. How dare whomever made the card leave me off as I sell tickets. People come to see kick the asses of everyone that steps into the ring against me. Don't worry people, I will be at that show tonight so WWCF, you all are on notice as it could be any one of you that I take out, so I will see you all there!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2009 7:46:26 GMT -5
Gotta Love how Theres TWO Live Events and I 'm not told much less Booked
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 30, 2009 7:51:41 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Wow two matchs in one night. I'm hardcore Dude...I also had two matches in one night and I won them both.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2009 7:53:23 GMT -5
*posting from a friends computer* Wow two matchs in one night. I'm hardcore Dude...I also had two matches in one night and I won them both. I had No matches and Didn't lose what does that Make Me?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 30, 2009 13:11:51 GMT -5
People doubt me, and my abilities, because of my failure to win several times in the past... because I was so stupid in joining the bigger failure that was Seth Drakin and the NWC. People doubt what I say: that I will break and destroy any person who will get in my way. Well, I have something important to say to them:
Thank you, f*** you. You are the kind of person that I want to fight, because you think you're safe, because you think that I'm not capable of doing the unthinkable. I will destroy you, and everone else, and that is the only important thing.
A villian has arrived. Watch out for me, and weep.
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 30, 2009 17:51:32 GMT -5
Hey Dave, are we taking match-up duties this week, or are you taking care of everything?? If not, I would really like to write my nite-raw war with TM
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 30, 2009 20:44:47 GMT -5
Okay jazzman you got it.
DOES ANYONE WANT TO REQUEST ANY MATCHES TO WRITE. ONLY HAVE TO BE ABOUT TWO TO THREE PARAGRAPHS. I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WRITE TOO MANY OF THEM DUE TO WORK(NIGHT JOB STOCKING AT A GROCERY STORE).
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 30, 2009 20:58:22 GMT -5
I'll take the parking lot tag match that Milo and I are in, and my match the following week too I need to write, as it factors in pretty heavily to an angle Amigo and I are planning together. If you are short of writers let me know, because I'm happy to do more if needed
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2009 21:28:46 GMT -5
I'll take the Hardcore Title contender's match. I can take a couple other matches as well, if necessary.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2009 23:43:46 GMT -5
Live Event results for Thursday January 29th, 2009
Seth Drakin and The Tank made their way to the ring, accompanied by the masked Crusade member. Seth announced that even though Tank V. TromboneMan had been announced for the show, they are canceling the match. TromboneMan runs out and tries to attack Seth and Tank, but security and D-Dayve cut him off.
D-Dayve agreed to cancel the match, but in it's place, Seth Drakin will face TromboneMan in a No-Disqualifications, No Interference Match. Seth protested, but D-Dayve threatened to terminate his contract on the spot, so Seth reluctantly agreed to the match.
Head Detective Aaron Enigma def. TTS via pinfall following the Brilliant Deduction
WWCF World Tag Team Champions The Pride def. Legion and "Evil La Parka" in a non-title match; M.O.P. pinned Legion following the Turnpike Driver
WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of The Monkey Army def. Tyfo via submission with Monkey Wrench in a non-title match
Evil Masked wordlifeecw def. Square via disqualification after Little Naitch interfered; Afterwards, Naitch challenged wordlifeecw to a Stretcher match for the following night.
MolotovMocktail and Super Smark def. One Doley Nation and Brahma Bull; Mocktail pinned Doley following The Wheel in the Sky
Whitey Fats def. Latino Meat via pinfall following the Burning Hammer
Stryker Duck Silence def. Justice and Providence, The Wargame Warriors, and Koda and WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion Viva Los Bio Dome!; MiLo pinned Justice following the QuackerJack
Before the main event, Evil Masked wordlifeecw accepted Naitch's challenge for the Stretcher match on Friday.
TromboneMan V. Seth Drakin was declared a no-contest due to ref stoppage; TromboneMan delivered the C-Note by the entrance. The impact caused them to go THROUGH the stage. The ref ended the match immediately, as D-Dayve, Amigo, Tank, The Masked Man, The Family, and EMTS ran out to make sure they were OK.
Live Event Results for Friday January 30th, 2009
Commissioner Amigo announced that TromboneMan and Seth Drakin were not seriously injured the night before, but that D-Dayve has given them the night off. The Tank came out and demanded TromboneMan be fired for trying to injure Seth. Tyfo came out and got in Tank's face. Amigo ordered a match between them to open the show.
The Tank def. Tyfo via ref stoppage after Tyfo was rendered unconcious by the Taz-Mission; Tank warned TromboneMan that he has much worse in store for him in the very near future
grbjazzman def. TTS via pinfall following the Takin' The A Train
LittleNaitch def. Evil Masked wordlifeecw in a Stretcher Match; Both men bled buckets, but in the end, Little Naitch was able to get wordlifeecw on the stretcher by knocking him out with a barbed wire baseball bat to the head
Koda def. Latino Meat via pinfall following the Killing Joke
Super Smark def. One Doley Nation via pinfall with a rollup, while holding onto Mocktail's hands for leverage
Eli def. J is Justice via pinfall following the Machine Gun
Cthulhu def. Legion via pinfall following the Death Magnetic
WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army and Head Detective Aaron Enigma def. Whitey Fats and "Evil La Parka"; Enigma forced La Parka to tap out to the Extreme Interrogation
WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average def. Square via pinfall following the Superkick in a non-title match
WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion Viva Los Bio Dome def. Legion via pinfall following the Purple Sticky Punch
Stryker Duck Silence def. WWCF World Tag Team Champions The Pride in a non-title match; Stryker pinned M.O.P. following the Cyclone Cutter
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