Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Feb 23, 2009 2:27:10 GMT -5
I often make up insults on the spot and they're usually pretty vulgar and offensive, like poz-felcher, for example.
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Saiyavenger
Trap-Jaw
Axes. Part of a balanced breakfast.
Posts: 351
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Post by Saiyavenger on Feb 23, 2009 2:45:45 GMT -5
Anything involving "The Palace of Wisdom" works for me.
Also, varying forms of the words "douche" and "bitch".
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 23, 2009 7:52:06 GMT -5
BATH TURD!!!
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
Posts: 8,983
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Feb 23, 2009 8:14:52 GMT -5
Your mother wears boots of a combative nature!
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Feb 23, 2009 10:12:15 GMT -5
one time in 8th grade this girl was saying mean, nasty, racist things to me so I told her and i quote
"baby, you're flatter than a warm soda on a hot summer day" she started crying and balling and thats the last time i heard of any of her bullshit
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 23, 2009 10:34:29 GMT -5
"You're a pompous windbag, a funk and a pony"
I've got a bag of magic beans for anyone that gets that reference
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Post by notonyourradar on Feb 23, 2009 11:47:32 GMT -5
Invader Zim "..oh yeah? Well, your legs are stupid!"
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Feb 23, 2009 11:59:50 GMT -5
one time in 8th grade this girl was saying mean, nasty, racist things to me so I told her and i quote "baby, you're flatter than a warm soda on a hot summer day" she started crying and balling and thats the last time i heard of any of her bullexcretory matter That reminds me of a day I told a woman that she was "flatter than a bitch on a big wheel." One I used to use which offended many people ..."Your parents shouldn't have been allowed to breed."
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Post by Bullhead on Feb 23, 2009 13:12:09 GMT -5
"Your mother got a wooden leg with a kickstand, motherf***er."
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The Ultimate
Bubba Ho-Tep
The Golden Disk says TNA isn't doing so well; yeeeeees.
Posts: 655
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Post by The Ultimate on Feb 23, 2009 13:59:21 GMT -5
"You fat kiwi!"
I heard something to that extent during an SNL skit...and it's stuck with me ever since.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Feb 23, 2009 14:51:37 GMT -5
"you f***ed your own daughter and made her say thankyou after you did it"
by far the most offensive thing i've ever said. but in a weird way i'm quite proud of it.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
Posts: 23,724
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 23, 2009 14:57:17 GMT -5
Your as bright as a lump of coal.
Yes I made that one up at work one day.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 23, 2009 14:58:25 GMT -5
Ass hat Douche Hammer
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 23, 2009 15:01:24 GMT -5
I'm a sucker for Yo Momma jokes.
"Yo momma's so fat, when she wear lo-rise jeans her hips don't make a muffin top...they make a mushroom cloud!"
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2009 15:03:17 GMT -5
how dare you guys...you do realize that im rubber and your glue and that anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you?
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Post by George Harrison on Feb 23, 2009 15:05:53 GMT -5
I enjoy calling someone a Scatterbrain or tell them they're dumber than a sackful of hammers!
I rarely insult anyone without swear words, so yeah they're the ones I use that dont involve a banning haha.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 23, 2009 16:24:12 GMT -5
c***
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Jabels
AC Slater
"I did! I told him big, MASSIVE lies with feckin' bells hanging out of them!"
Posts: 220
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Post by Jabels on Feb 23, 2009 16:59:21 GMT -5
"You foul, Manure flavoured, Deep Fried Jar of Toe Jam!"
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Post by shiranui on Feb 23, 2009 17:00:15 GMT -5
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
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Post by Cyberwoo on Feb 23, 2009 17:25:52 GMT -5
I once told a girl in high school "I read the obituaries every morning, and it always makes me sad, because I never see her name in them."
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