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Post by ani on Feb 23, 2009 17:40:17 GMT -5
"The jerk store called...they ran out of you!"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 23, 2009 17:42:03 GMT -5
I've taking to calling people either 'Massive Bell-End' or 'Alabaster Goon'. I have no idea why. I don't normally swear when I insult people, except if I'm hammered, something like "You're..you...you're...a....f*** off!"
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Feb 23, 2009 17:49:06 GMT -5
I'm a sucker for Yo Momma jokes. "Yo momma's so fat, when she wear lo-rise jeans her hips don't make a muffin top...they make a mushroom cloud!" Your mommas so fat, I saw her standing out on the street wearing a Coca Cola shirt the other day, and a little kid walked up, climbed up on her knee, pushed 3 quarters into her ear, and pressed a titty ...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2009 18:00:19 GMT -5
My favourite insults can't be repeated on here.
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Post by Bauertainments on Feb 23, 2009 18:34:35 GMT -5
I'm a sucker for Yo Momma jokes. "Yo momma's so fat, when she wear lo-rise jeans her hips don't make a muffin top...they make a mushroom cloud!" Your mommas so fat, I saw her standing out on the street wearing a Coca Cola shirt the other day, and a little kid walked up, climbed up on her knee, pushed 3 quarters into her ear, and pressed a titty ... "Yo' Momma's so fat, when I was in bed with her I rolled over twice and I was still on her" "Yo Momma's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn" "Yo' Momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the Couch" (From Robot Chicken:)"Yo Momma's so fat, when Obi-Wan Kenobi saw he said 'That's no moon... THAT'S YO MOMMA!"
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Post by scifi1980 on Feb 23, 2009 21:22:26 GMT -5
Go eat the dingleberries from a deadmans puckered $$$ hole.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 23, 2009 21:33:30 GMT -5
You're so purple, a bag of Sun Chips thought that your Fridays were pomegranate.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Feb 23, 2009 21:51:49 GMT -5
C-word.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 23, 2009 23:33:58 GMT -5
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Just Jay
Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Feb 24, 2009 0:13:53 GMT -5
FILTHY MAGGOTS!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2009 1:52:39 GMT -5
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-- Stephen Bishop
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."-- Jack E. Leonard
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Post by Melissalicious on Feb 24, 2009 2:03:00 GMT -5
Funny ones: Asshat Fartknocker "Your face [repeat the insult]!"
I usually stick to "douchebag", "bitch", and the "c-word" when I'm in a heated argument.
Though, the most profound and most disgusting one I'd ever heard was from my older brother, who called this little asshole down the road a "regurgitated c**-bubble."
I didn't know whether to laugh or to gag.
Also, as for "fat mom" jokes, my favorite is:
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles burst out!"
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Post by casualobserver on Feb 24, 2009 2:26:34 GMT -5
Anything Chef Gordon Ramsay says.
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 24, 2009 2:29:01 GMT -5
"Yeah? Well, your a big fat curly-headed f***!"
I love Step Brothers....
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mrrotten
Don Corleone
The #1 Kaneinite
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Post by mrrotten on Feb 24, 2009 22:32:57 GMT -5
*Taking notes on every insult here and save for later*
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Feb 24, 2009 22:42:13 GMT -5
Yo momma lives in a two story Dorito bag.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it.
Yo momma got a glass titty with a screw on nipple.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayo on her Tylenol.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 24, 2009 23:02:58 GMT -5
Yo momma's got one big titty, and one little titty, and they call her Biggie Smalls!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 24, 2009 23:03:43 GMT -5
"The jerk store called...they ran out of you!" "Oh yeah...well I had sex with your wife!"
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Feb 24, 2009 23:47:35 GMT -5
I'm a huge fan of Penn and Teller: Bulls***!
One of my favourite insults from that show was "F*** you in the f***ing neck, motherf***er!"
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Feb 25, 2009 0:22:46 GMT -5
You're so dumb, I bet you answer rhetorical questions!
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