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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Feb 25, 2009 18:22:10 GMT -5
Okay, so I had a dream last night that involved one of my coworkers humping my leg, flashing me, and grinding up against me. Now, I can't look at her without wanting to take her into one of the empty offices and having my way with her. If it weren't for the fact that I work in a cubicle with no windows on the other end of the office from her, I wouldn't get any work done. And, yes, she's married, and I won't be the other man, so it essentially just sucks. I'm going to go take a cold shower now, so you guys can tell your naughty naughty coworker stories.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Feb 25, 2009 18:25:41 GMT -5
GRAPHIC POSTS
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 25, 2009 18:26:44 GMT -5
I once worked with a woman who had a mouth that, well, you get the idea.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2009 18:31:32 GMT -5
Technically (Just my opinion), This isn't a graphic post. May be about sex, but it's not like he's being specific about parts. Basically he's saying "I'd Do Her" instead of "I'd Do Her in Her __________" and not really being graphic with it (Kinda Paraphrased The Rules a bit ;D) As for me, i've just had thoughts about Students and Teachers....Closest thing to a Co-Worker would be this guy who I came close friends with who works at Gamestop
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Post by bibboid on Feb 25, 2009 18:55:33 GMT -5
Not long after I started at the last place I worked, I ran into my supervisor at a local bar. She was upset because her date for the evening had stood her up. I bought her a bunch of drinks. Yadda..yadda..yadda... She put her hand on my crotch and said, "Why don't we go back to your place and f***?"
Needless to say, the rest of that week at work was rather strange and uncomfortable.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 25, 2009 19:25:23 GMT -5
Tell me about it.
I have many teenage girls (I'm 20, so not creepy) that I just have to not look at or I would never do anything.
Luckily that is counteracted by the elderly women. They may have been lookers once, but now maintain the balance that keeps my pants on at work.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 25, 2009 19:29:23 GMT -5
There's a woman at work...holy crap.
She's the short, skinny type. I'm usually not the kind of guy who goes for skinny, but she makes it work. She sometimes wears this incredibly sexy business suits (oh, red is the color of passion), she utterly reeks of sex appeal, she's a cougar (I kinda have a thing for older women), and she's a rather recent divorcee.
Ugh...if it weren't for my Two Rules.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 25, 2009 19:32:53 GMT -5
There's a woman at work...holy crap. She's the short, skinny type. I'm usually not the kind of guy who goes for skinny, but she makes it work. She sometimes wears this incredibly sexy business suits (oh, red is the color of passion), she utterly reeks of sex appeal, she's a cougar (I kinda have a thing for older women), and she's a rather recent divorcee. Ugh...if it weren't for my Two Rules. No sunlight or food after midnight? What does that have to do with the cougar?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 25, 2009 19:37:47 GMT -5
............................................No.
MY Two Rules. I personally live by two rules when it comes to women so that I can keep myself in check.
1) If I even remotely think she's taken (just because she got divorced recently doesn't mean she isn't getting a little boom-boom), I won't even bother. I won't hit on her, throw out any signals, or flirt with her in any capacity.
2) If she exists and is 18 or over, I automatically assume she's taken regardless of the circumstances (see Rule #1).
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 25, 2009 19:44:13 GMT -5
So if a 15 year old hits on you at Chuck E. Cheese, it's fair game?
I have some tokens you can use if you want...
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Post by HMARK Center on Feb 25, 2009 19:48:00 GMT -5
I had a co-worker last year who had the kind of body shape that I love on a woman. Very shapely, very cute face, even very nice hair, and she carried herself like she didn't take herself too seriously.
Yeah, totally had naughty thoughts now and then.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Feb 25, 2009 19:51:08 GMT -5
I'm working at this store in town and most days, I'm the only guy on the floor (It's a relatively small store). Besides that, I have three female managers. So those naughty thoughts keep me entertained when I'm there.
On top of all this, one of my coworkers is giving out some nice signals. So I may see what I can do with those.
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Post by bubbles on Feb 25, 2009 20:29:14 GMT -5
I think my boss is hot but I don't say anything because everyone seems to think she's a bitch so I'd be mocked. There's also this new girl in administration who is drop dead gorgeous. I think even the old florist lady wants to do her.
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Post by Sinestro on Feb 25, 2009 20:41:21 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind taking one of my Supervisors home, but she's my boss, and that's bad juju, (been there and I speak from experience), and she's mid-divorce. Soooo.. yeah no afterwork meetings.
Then there's the co-worker that I went out with on Halloween. I figured this is just friendly hangout, and have a few beers, while I help her take her daughter trick or treating. Then she mentions something about taking me home and having her way with me. Thank the gawds that a buddy called shortly after that with an issue, and I used that as an excuse to bug out.
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Post by Hypnotix on Feb 25, 2009 20:45:59 GMT -5
I work with two ladies that I find absolutely hot. 3 technically but the third one is happily married to a cool and very lucky guy. One likes to come up on her off days to get stuff in her workout clothes, and she as a killer body. Skinny, yet great a great ass and beautiful ta-ta's. The other is just pure sex appeal and she knows it. She's a natural blonde, athletic figure, shows it off, including her belly button piercing, she changes at work in front of me with no regard, and she's got the tightest little body ever. She's just totally sexy. She's also very devout, and has a boyfriend, and still a virgin. Whoever gets to be her first is going to be the luckiest man on the f'n planet.
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Post by robgomm on Feb 25, 2009 20:57:24 GMT -5
Since by thread about this was apparently deleted, I will say here: I do not feel this thread is appropriate for a public forum. Imagine how your co-workers would feel if they knew about this in 2009?
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 25, 2009 20:59:05 GMT -5
I do not feel this thread is appropriate for a public forum. Then why are you posting in it?
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Post by The Line on Feb 25, 2009 21:00:16 GMT -5
yeah, nothing about this thread isn't any worse than you'd see on local, basic tv.
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Post by ani on Feb 25, 2009 21:01:57 GMT -5
yeah, nothing about this thread isn't any worse than you'd see on local, basic tv. This thread=Uncle Floyd? ;D
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Feb 25, 2009 21:03:40 GMT -5
Since by thread about this was apparently deleted, I will say here: I do not feel this thread is appropriate for a public forum. Imagine how your co-workers would feel if they knew about this in 2009? About the same if they knew about this in 2008?
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