What If YOU owned Shawn Michaels?

[Psicosis Auto Theft]

What IF YOU owned Shawn's name and likeness what would you do with it?

I'd be easy on Shawn. I'd make a large series of hedious cheap C movies where Shawn is an adventurer. I'd make him do these little straight to DVD films. Subjects of the flicks would range from really tame to complately bizarre. I'd make him do these films until he'd Bela Lugosi's age. If he peed me off I'd make him do porn or something.

In real life Shawn Michaels should do more acting. I imagine him being good at it. Does he?

Anyways,,, What would you do IF you owned Shawn Michaels name and llikeness? Would you make a cartoon or something?

[Mac]

Shawn Michaels Landscaping and Tree Care

"Sweet Trim Music!"

[The Genesis of KoOS]

"He's a Barber, Kid!: Shawn Michaels Barbershop"

A Division of JBL Enterprises.

[Jay Carroll]

This is easy.

Remember the "I kicked Stan" DX skit from 06?

Whoo whoo whoo! You know it!





Also, I'd like to know the truth about that whole HBK vs Marine thing

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

I'd have him be the lead vocalist of my roaring 20s-style big band group playing upscale 4 star restaurants.

"Sweet Gin Music"

[The Genesis of KoOS]

I would make him get a tattoo of a smile, that way he can't say that he lost it.

[Twincest]

This should be a Photoshop topic.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Have him drive around in one of those campaign cars shouting "I screwed Bret" over the PA. In Canada.

[royboy8]

I'd force him to make his wife dress up like Whisper, dye her hair black then I'd take liberties with her....hey nothing he can do right?

[Nacho STAYS Hyped]

I would make him hold a Chinese fan above my head and waft it back and forth for hours.

[eJm]

I would have him be my personal hired gun and superkick people I didn't like.

My perfect senario is if he could run in during a Chelsea match and superkick Ashley Cole whilst the ref wasn't looking. ;D

[Psicosis Auto Theft]

Feb 9, 2009 23:38:58 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Have him drive around in one of those campaign cars shouting "I screwed Bret" over the PA. In Canada.

I wish that come to my town.... Calgary! ah just kidding it's Winnipeg. Still it be cool to see.

[Krimzon]

I'd make him kick a guy named Stan, that I also would own, every hour on the hour. Then, I'd have him go around to schools, speaking about the dangers of one losing their smile.

[maniacmike]

Well for starters I'd make him sell a cheap towel knockoff called the "Shawn-woah!" complete with him doing short commercial spots where he goes "Shawn-woah!".

I'd also sell 'Shawny' (ignore later name change) brand paper towels, with him dressed up as a lumberjack on them.

He'd star in his own reality TV show, Rock of Lust, where he has to date horny little fan-girls even though he's married.

I'd also own the rights to the 'Sexy Boy' theme and abolish it on the spot. In it's place I'd give him Dusty Rhodes' old 'Common Man' theme. No more chaps, or cowboy hats or boots for the new Sean (yeah, I'd change the spelling) Mykels, now 'Sean' comes to the ring wearing a white robe, and wrestlers in outdated white boots and plain white trunks.

I'd make him have his own tag team consisting of only himself based on his initials called S&M...only then can he re-don the chaps. I'd have him endorse his own line of hair restoration products.

I'd have him star in an adult film involving 'little people' called "The Real Sean Mykels." On the cover is a new photo where he's smiling and nude except for the Little People Wrestling Championship around his waist. May also be starring, Bridget the...

Ok, that's it... for now!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I'd dress him up in a monkey outfit and have him dance outside various restaurants.

[Toates Madhackrviper]

He'd star in his own reality TV show, Rock of Lust, where he has to date horny little fan-girls even though he's married.

I'd SO watch that!

[David Otunga: Eternian at Law]

100 superkicks on my worst enemies through 100 windows.

[Guns of the Samuri]

I would have him wrestle all his matches in Bret Hart's attire,with Bret's entrance and finisher. Why? I don't know

[maniacmike]

ok here's more:

Instead of being referred to as Mr. Wrestlemania, Sean will now only be referred to as Mr. One Night Stand.

endorses a new product, Sean Mykels 'Show-popper' popcorn, his face is on the packaging under pseudonym Orville Hickenbottom.

also endorses cooking knives, the Show-choppers.

He can no longer use Sweet Chin Music or the super-kick under any other name. He can however do the Rockerette Kick, partly named after his former tag team, partly after the dancing group, the Rockettes. However the finisher kick is just a kick to the nuts, and it's still illegal.

The kip-up is renamed the 'cute kip-up'. Sean now also wears leg warmers and a pink head-band that reads 'Shawna'. He now wrestles in guest appearances for TNA in addition to WWE.

and finally, make him pose for Playgirl...again.

[corndog]

Feb 10, 2009 0:35:55 GMT -5 Guns of the Samuri said:

I would have him wrestle all his matches in Bret Hart's attire,with Bret's entrance and finisher. Why? I don't know

Damn you! I was thinking the exact same thing. He would also carry a Canadian flag to the ring with him at all times. I would also force him to read a love poem dedicated to HHH before wrestling every match. Eventually I would team him back up with Marty Jannetty to reform the Rockers, but since they are old they would be renamed, Adult Contemperary. I would force him to convert to Buddhism. His wife would come out and dance in her old Nitro Girl outfits before every match I would have. His entrance music would remain the same, however I would hold a karoke contest at a local bar to name the winner and new singer for Micheals entrance music. In his non wrestling attire I'd allow Micheals to continue to wear cowboy hats, however they would have to be pink and covered in glitter that spelled Micheals. Also Micheals would be the only person to interview me, but he would have to wear a suit and I would only refer to him as Mean Gene.