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Post by mrrotten on Mar 5, 2009 18:51:59 GMT -5
So yesterday I had G4 on, and they were showing Robocop 3. I always heard that the movie was terrible, so I figured I would check it to see the level of moviecrap it would rise to, and it was lame.
So G4 claimed it was a "Movie that Didn't Suck", so I was like, this movie does suck. Well at the end they explained why "it didn't suck", and the reason why was that it had robot ninjas, which just added the crappy of the movie, so they are (as the kids would say) a EPIC FAIL for saying it was a good movie.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 5, 2009 18:55:17 GMT -5
That is stupid. It's like saying that 'That rotten potato does not taste like shit because it has chocolate sprinkles on it'.  |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Mar 5, 2009 19:42:40 GMT -5
How I hate Robocop 3. Forever disgracing my favorite cyborg police officer.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 5, 2009 19:47:39 GMT -5
Then again G4 have no idea what their audience like.
They think those lame skits that they do on Attack of the Show and X-Play are not painfully unfunny.
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Post by erisi236 on Mar 5, 2009 19:49:33 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that RoboCop 3 is a million times worse than all of them put together.  |
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 5, 2009 20:00:12 GMT -5
The G4 network can't identify what sucks and doesn't suck... because THEY SUCK!
I watched this network when it was just about video games (i.e.: when it was good) and have seen it spiral out of control since then. Scot Rubin, who used to be a show host and an executive there, said the network's previous general magager was a complete idiot. In other words, G4 was (and still is) almost as bad as WCW in it's incompatence.
But, I've stopped complaining about it, because I stopped watching.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 6, 2009 11:02:05 GMT -5
Well they aired Timecop, so...
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 6, 2009 11:06:13 GMT -5
The G4 network can't identify what sucks and doesn't suck... because THEY SUCK! I watched this network when it was just about video games (i.e.: when it was good) and have seen it spiral out of control since then. Scot Rubin, who used to be a show host and an executive there, said the network's previous general magager was a complete idiot. In other words, G4 was (and still is) almost as bad as WCW in it's incompatence. But, I've stopped complaining about it, because I stopped watching. Exactly. Is that the guy who was saying that he wanted to rebrand the network so that it was more like Spike, then no one kept watching, and they drove off their core audience? |
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 6, 2009 11:19:55 GMT -5
The G4 network can't identify what sucks and doesn't suck... because THEY SUCK! I watched this network when it was just about video games (i.e.: when it was good) and have seen it spiral out of control since then. Scot Rubin, who used to be a show host and an executive there, said the network's previous general magager was a complete idiot. In other words, G4 was (and still is) almost as bad as WCW in it's incompatence. But, I've stopped complaining about it, because I stopped watching. Exactly. Is that the guy who was saying that he wanted to rebrand the network so that it was more like Spike, then no one kept watching, and they drove off their core audience? Who, Scot Rubin? No, he strongly left before they went all the way in that direction. The previous manager's name is Charles Hirschhorn and after the Tech-TV merger, Rubin said every time he tried to ask them "What direction are you taking this network?" he always replied "We don't know yet"... this was THREE MONTHS after the merge! He also said that they were a bunch of liars too. I think the guy mostly responsible for the "SpikeToo" direction is a guy named Nile Tiles, he's in charge now.... he's a moron too. If you want to hear some REAL dirt on G4 and how stupid they are, you can listen to this episode of Rubin's old radio show. www.allgames.com/radio/agi/episode/153/ (Warning: Foul Language) (It's just over an hour into the file, but he goes on for nearly forty minutes, finally sheding some light on how ridiculous G4 is. Really, you'd think Russo and Bischoff were running the joint.) |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 6, 2009 11:35:46 GMT -5
Exactly. Is that the guy who was saying that he wanted to rebrand the network so that it was more like Spike, then no one kept watching, and they drove off their core audience? Who, Scot Rubin? No, he strongly left before they went all the way in that direction. The previous manager's name is Charles Hirschhorn and after the Tech-TV merger, Rubin said every time he tried to ask them "What direction are you taking this network?" he always replied "We don't know yet"... this was THREE MONTHS after the merge! He also said that they were a bunch of liars too. I think the guy mostly responsible for the "SpikeToo" direction is a guy named Nile Tiles, he's in charge now.... he's a moron too. If you want to hear some REAL dirt on G4 and how stupid they are, you can listen to this episode of Rubin's old radio show. www.allgames.com/radio/agi/episode/153/(It's just over an hour into the file, but he goes on for nearly forty minutes, finally sheding some light on how ridiculous G4 is. Really, you'd think Russo and Bischoff were running the joint.) Yeah, I was referring to Hirschhorn. The guy's a clown who basically ruined the station. If it weren't for Ninja Warrior, the network would be gone. I'll be surprised if it doesn't cease operation by the end of the year. |
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Post by blindfoldmatchhaha on Mar 6, 2009 11:36:22 GMT -5
woooah woooah woooah! wait a minute there my fine feathered friend, Robocop 3 does not suck at all! its a piece of cinematic gold! Robocop 2 sucks, 3 has robot nijnas (as you've stated!) robo using a jet pack, and that cool gun/arm weapon thingy. I personally love robocop 3,
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 6, 2009 11:50:08 GMT -5
Considering G4 sucks, blows, and shivers simulataneously, I wouldn't go by their estimation of movies and their suckitude.
"Batman", "Blade Runner", and "Fight Club" DON'T suck but "Robocop 3" is of a horrible quality that its like should be eradicated from this planet.
Robot ninjas make it not suck?
Did they watch the film?
An armada of robot ninjas, shooting shuriken from their mouths and using laser swords couldn't make that movie better.
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