Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 10, 2009 4:53:58 GMT -5
...a few minutes ago.
Shut up, it was dark and I parked too close to my dad's truck.
Stupid door.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 10, 2009 6:40:04 GMT -5
Ouch.
You ok?
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 10, 2009 6:42:42 GMT -5
Yeah I'm good, thanks man  I just need to not try and headbutt my car door, apparently. |
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keithsells
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Post by keithsells on Mar 10, 2009 7:15:26 GMT -5
YOU ALMOST GOT KNOCKED THE f*** OUT!!
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 10, 2009 7:19:09 GMT -5
Yeah I'm good, thanks man I just need to not try and headbutt my car door, apparently. You may want to write that down.  Banging your nose sucks, lousy noses. Getting all hurt when you hit them and junk. |
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Post by VenomFang on Mar 10, 2009 7:31:17 GMT -5
Shut up, it was dark and I parked too close to my dad's truck. You live with your dad or just visiting ? |
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 10, 2009 7:58:14 GMT -5
Shut up, it was dark and I parked too close to my dad's truck. You live with your dad or just visiting ? Unfortunately, due to some pretty lame circumstances when I tried to move out of town, I had to move BACK to town, and really the only place to go was my parents'. I am now working on moving out again. It's lame, but that's life. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 10, 2009 10:29:48 GMT -5
...a few minutes ago. Shut up, it was dark and I parked too close to my dad's truck. Stupid door. If you knew how many times I've almost maimed myself regarding my car door, you'd say "what is that guy's deal?". And I'd say "I know, I know". Vehicles aren't just dangerous when they're moving. |
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Beast Army Ass
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Mar 10, 2009 10:37:16 GMT -5
Slammed my car door on my middle finger one time. It bends kind of oddly now. Shame, as that's my favorite finger.  |
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Post by bibboid on Mar 10, 2009 12:04:46 GMT -5
I had a roommate once who complained that his knee hurt because he walked into my car even though my car was parked in the exact same spot I always parked it, and he damned well knew it was there.
I think the guy was just a dumbass.
And he put a big dent in the side of my car.
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MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Mar 10, 2009 12:58:35 GMT -5
Ouch!
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 10, 2009 13:03:48 GMT -5
Damn, well at least you're not hurt.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 10, 2009 13:07:06 GMT -5
You know what I did once?
I had to drive my friend Victor back to his apartment once, and I had to input the code to make the metal gate dealie open, but I was too far away from it to access it with the window down, so I got out of the car.
Except I forgot something.
I forgot to put the car in park.
So meanwhile Victor is ghost riding the whip in an extremely nervous state just going "Ummm...UMMM....UMMMMM....JOSH!!" and I'm like "What? OH GOD!"
I don't know that I've ever gotten into a moving car that fast in my entire life.
There, an embarrassing story for an embarrassing story ^_^, feel better?
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 10, 2009 14:03:25 GMT -5
You know what I did once? I had to drive my friend Victor back to his apartment once, and I had to input the code to make the metal gate dealie open, but I was too far away from it to access it with the window down, so I got out of the car. Except I forgot something. I forgot to put the car in park. So meanwhile Victor is ghost riding the whip in an extremely nervous state just going "Ummm...UMMM....UMMMMM....JOSH!!" and I'm like "What? OH GOD!" I don't know that I've ever gotten into a moving car that fast in my entire life. There, an embarrassing story for an embarrassing story ^_^, feel better? I'm really probably gonna end up doing that someday. |
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 10, 2009 15:31:55 GMT -5
Dude, I hope your nose and your pride feel better. I'm not going to judge because I've beaten the shit out of my legs and bumped my head trying to get in SUVs.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 10, 2009 15:34:30 GMT -5
I once had my head crushed between the top of the door, and the top of the car when my car was parked on a hill, and the door slammed shut.
Also, a few months ago, I gave my self a concussion by slamming the tailgate of my van onto my head on accident. My legs buckled, I hit the ground, and the 60 pound bag of dog food I was carrying fell on my chest. Ow.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 10, 2009 18:09:31 GMT -5
I once had my head crushed between the top of the door, and the top of the car when my car was parked on a hill, and the door slammed shut. Also, a few months ago, I gave my self a concussion by slamming the tailgate of my van onto my head on accident. My legs buckled, I hit the ground, and the 60 pound bag of dog food I was carrying fell on my chest. Ow. Holy owpain. That's way worse. |
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 10, 2009 18:59:03 GMT -5
I once had my head crushed between the top of the door, and the top of the car when my car was parked on a hill, and the door slammed shut. Also, a few months ago, I gave my self a concussion by slamming the tailgate of my van onto my head on accident. My legs buckled, I hit the ground, and the 60 pound bag of dog food I was carrying fell on my chest. Ow. Holy owpain. That's way worse. Holy owpain is right! When i got the concussion, initially I let out a yell that would haven woken the entire neighborhood. Both my wife, and dog came running to the door to see what the hell I was screaming about. |
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