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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 13:39:46 GMT -5
That is what I am today.
And since I don't have a nurse with me, will someone care to take care of me?
Please?
*cough* *cough*
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 12, 2009 13:40:32 GMT -5
*thinks*
Oh! You're ill! I get it now!
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 12, 2009 13:40:58 GMT -5
i've been sick for the last week you weren't there for me.
EVER.
i'm breaking up with you.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 12, 2009 13:41:42 GMT -5
Hell hath no fury, Meat...
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Mar 12, 2009 13:45:16 GMT -5
I'll give you a spongebath.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 13:48:11 GMT -5
i've been sick for the last week you weren't there for me. EVER. i'm breaking up with you. Damn. But it's ok, because.... I'll give you a spongebath.  WAIT. Strotha, ASL PLZ? THX. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 12, 2009 13:51:34 GMT -5
Ooh, you're sick? It's probably your liver that's bothering you. Yeah. If you want, I can dispose of your liver, for free. Yeah, that'll take away that the problem of your liver, and I'm sure your current sickness will be gone.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 13:53:11 GMT -5
Ooh, you're sick? It's probably your liver that's bothering you. Yeah. If you want, I can dispose of your liver, for free. Yeah, that'll take away that the problem of your liver, and I'm sure your current sickness will be gone. You want... my liver? Out of all the organs you could have, you choose the liver? Hmm. True, I might need it to live... but then again, I won't be ill anymore. Let me consider this. |
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 12, 2009 13:54:49 GMT -5
i just got over being sick.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 13:55:57 GMT -5
i just got over being sick. Is Madison still online? I didn't get this illness from her, I swear. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 12, 2009 13:56:31 GMT -5
Ooh, you're sick? It's probably your liver that's bothering you. Yeah. If you want, I can dispose of your liver, for free. Yeah, that'll take away that the problem of your liver, and I'm sure your current sickness will be gone. You want... my liver? Out of all the organs you could have, you choose the liver? Hmm. True, I might need it to live... but then again, I won't be ill anymore. Let me consider this. Come on, you need to be quick in deciding this, man. I mean, I'm pretty sure that your liver doesn't do anything. Hell, have you ever seen your liver do anything, yeah? It's practically lazy, in fact. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 13:57:39 GMT -5
You want... my liver? Out of all the organs you could have, you choose the liver? Hmm. True, I might need it to live... but then again, I won't be ill anymore. Let me consider this. Come on, you need to be quick in deciding this, man. I mean, I'm pretty sure that your liver doesn't do anything. Hell, have you ever seen your liver do anything, yeah? It's practically lazy, in fact. You know what? You're RIGHT. DAMN LAZY ORGANS! |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 12, 2009 14:00:31 GMT -5
So you're okay with me taking it, then? I've got my knives ready -- no need to sterilize them, germs don't exist, since you can't see them. Come on, just lie down on the floor, take a nap, or something. I'll be done before the cops arrive.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 12, 2009 14:01:56 GMT -5
Why would there be cops involved?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 12, 2009 14:06:38 GMT -5
I'm not really sure. One of them had a problem with me taking out organs and stuff, but it was just a minor fracas. He was like "stop doing that!" or "that's his lung!" and "stop hitting me!" Very noisy guy, that cop.
In fact, I took out his liver as well. He was very quiet when it was over, you know. That's probably a good thing.
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