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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 5, 2009 13:01:05 GMT -5
1. A shining smile.
2. Absorb the energy of music from the earth.
3. Shake your booty.
4. Repeat until you vomit blood.
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darthalexander
Hank Scorpio
I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
Posts: 7,030
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Post by darthalexander on Mar 5, 2009 14:40:24 GMT -5
5. Do not be related to anyone in my family.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Mar 5, 2009 14:42:37 GMT -5
6. Don't piss off the mods
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
Posts: 5,233
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Post by Tarik Dee on Mar 5, 2009 15:05:36 GMT -5
7. be crazy (the only thing to keep me from going insane)
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Mar 5, 2009 15:35:21 GMT -5
8. Take three Lorazepam. Even if the bottle only reccomends one.
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 5, 2009 15:38:25 GMT -5
9. Put on a tutu, slather peanut butter on your face, wear a hat made of tin foil and dance the macarena on public transport. This will surely please our alien overlords.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Mar 5, 2009 16:08:30 GMT -5
10. Talk about things that are acceptable in Soviet Russia.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,874
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 5, 2009 16:11:03 GMT -5
11) Sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Mar 5, 2009 16:14:44 GMT -5
Why am I not surprised Dude?
12. Don't believe everything you read
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Post by thatgirl on Mar 5, 2009 16:22:15 GMT -5
Listen to polka music on your iPod.
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Brother Coyote
Samurai Cop
Has Clarity of Vision Is an engine of will
Posts: 2,124
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Post by Brother Coyote on Mar 5, 2009 17:17:18 GMT -5
13. Do not stack the bodies in the basement no matter WHAT the dog says. You live in Texas you know you don't have a basement, thats just crazy.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,664
Member is Online
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 5, 2009 17:20:30 GMT -5
14. Listen to the guiding voices, they're only trying to help.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 5, 2009 17:21:40 GMT -5
Keep your hands in your pockets to avoid unnecessary movements. Works for me.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 5, 2009 17:25:31 GMT -5
Smear Lipstick over your face while crying and having Christina Aguilera's You're Beautiful plays on full Volume and on a loop.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 5, 2009 19:28:00 GMT -5
Fill your swimming pool with cole slaw and dive in wearing a gorilla suit while screaming "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
Posts: 4,223
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Mar 5, 2009 20:36:55 GMT -5
Eat an entire bag of Gummy Bears in one sitting.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 5, 2009 20:43:05 GMT -5
Learn about owls this summer at owl camp
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Post by Bullhead on Mar 5, 2009 20:44:36 GMT -5
Think with your dipstick.
Jimmeh.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 5, 2009 20:50:49 GMT -5
Wear a Monocle and Top Hat and tails on a highway and introduce yourself as Lord Sebastian P Cucumber to passing Motorists
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 5, 2009 21:02:35 GMT -5
Pretend that your an ex world leader in exile. And everyday you plot revenge on the citizens who had you exiled.
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