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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 1, 2009 1:08:32 GMT -5
*bookmarks this thread*
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 1, 2009 1:09:32 GMT -5
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck. *laugh track* That was funny
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 1, 2009 1:11:47 GMT -5
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Apr 1, 2009 1:12:29 GMT -5
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself. Up running your trap non-stop in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like I know what ventriloquist dummy scored some yayo last evening.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 1, 2009 1:12:53 GMT -5
Holy hell! Braxton is here!
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 1, 2009 1:14:29 GMT -5
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 1, 2009 1:15:20 GMT -5
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 1, 2009 1:17:14 GMT -5
That one reminds me of a Helen Keller joke that will remain unsaid due to it being a bit inappropriate.
But try to picture it. You'll really laugh.
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 1, 2009 1:18:19 GMT -5
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself. Up running your trap non-stop in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like I know what ventriloquist dummy scored some yayo last evening. I was freebasing cedar chips.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 1, 2009 1:20:29 GMT -5
That one reminds me of a Helen Keller joke that will remain unsaid due to it being a bit inappropriate. But try to picture it. You'll really laugh. Something like this?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 1, 2009 1:23:11 GMT -5
No...actually the one I was thinking of is one of the tamest of the lot of Helen Keller jokes I know. Some are particularly off-color. Funny as all hell, though.
They nearly got the University of Wyoming Model UN crowd kicked out of the Embassy Suites in Denver once, because we were all laughing so hard and some of the other guests complained. The hotel director threatened to have us escorted out by the police.
So we went to the bar instead. Much better choice.
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 1, 2009 1:23:24 GMT -5
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 1, 2009 1:24:40 GMT -5
That one reminds me of a Helen Keller joke that will remain unsaid due to it being a bit inappropriate. But try to picture it. You'll really laugh. Something like this? No fooling, the Family Guy video game had that as a cut-away mini-game. All you had to do was avoid Helen for a few seconds, and you won. The only way to lose was to intentionally swim right into her. It was the only mini-game (that I recall) which required more effort to lose than win. Oh wait, who gives a s***?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 1, 2009 1:28:27 GMT -5
What do you call a guy with his hand up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic.
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 1, 2009 1:41:14 GMT -5
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something so small?"
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 1, 2009 1:42:07 GMT -5
Hey hey! This Stubby guy, he's funny, ya know?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 1, 2009 1:44:13 GMT -5
I have a question:
How is Stubby able to work a keyboard? You know because he is well umm stubby.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 1, 2009 1:44:45 GMT -5
Why do farmers snork sheep on the edge of a cliff?
So the sheep push back.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 1, 2009 3:20:49 GMT -5
Why do pirates like their wenches so much?
Because they have a nice booty!
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Apr 1, 2009 3:33:29 GMT -5
insert Undertaker no sell here
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