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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 3, 2009 22:40:19 GMT -5
I was at work today, and as I was going to fax something, the hot flirty chick that just got hired on was using it, so here's how the playful conversation goes:
"off my fax machine..."
"that's my fax machine. I'm putting it in my pocket and taking it with me."
I look at her pocket, which is on one of the nicest set of hips I've ever seen, and you know what's running through my head?
"I wonder how many laws of physics we'd have to break to get that fax machine in there."
/facepalm
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Post by teamjd on Apr 3, 2009 22:40:48 GMT -5
How many?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2009 22:45:23 GMT -5
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 3, 2009 22:49:34 GMT -5
Well, I didn't actually think too long on it. I was more dumbfounded that that's what was going through my head when a hot, flirty chick was letting me stare at her hips. |
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Post by The Rager (Cole Miner) on Apr 3, 2009 22:49:51 GMT -5
Lol, that's awesome.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 3, 2009 23:55:51 GMT -5
Well, I didn't actually think too long on it. I was more dumbfounded that that's what was going through my head when a hot, flirty chick was letting me stare at her hips. I got one worse for you. The hot, flirty cheerleader that I used to work with at a Hardee's was showing me that the old uniform that they gave her had a huge hole in the crotch (yes, she was sitting across me wearing the damn things while she was showing me this) and all I could think about was how pathetic it was that they would not spring for uniforms that were not 15 years old. Yes, I looked at a wonderful show and did not really notice it. I hated myself afterwards, let me tell you. |
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Apr 4, 2009 0:01:26 GMT -5
At least you didn't go to a strip club and actually feel bad that women were exploiting themselves.
I'm gonna go watch MMA, drink beer, pump iron, and listen to metal, because I'm a real man, unlike you losers!
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 4, 2009 0:08:36 GMT -5
I read the thread title and thought "uh oh" and then I opened it and it read "I was at work today, and as I was going to fax something," and I was like "WAIT! STOP!.......Why would you put THAT into a Fax Machine in the first place?"
And then I read the rest of it....and that's all I have to say about that.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 4, 2009 0:23:41 GMT -5
I...don't get it.
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 4, 2009 0:47:48 GMT -5
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Post by Convoy on Apr 4, 2009 0:59:26 GMT -5
That was actually so funny I sent it to a friend.
I gave you credit, of course.
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Post by Loki on Apr 4, 2009 15:55:55 GMT -5
At least you didn't go to a strip club and actually feel bad that women were exploiting themselves. Well, a friend of mine proposed me to take part in a night at an "entertainment club" with hot Russian chicks, and I've been half-refusing already because: a) it's gonna cost 100$ if I'm being cheap b) mercenary attentions will make me uncomfortable... c) ...let alone in front of other people d) and who knows who these girls have touched and have been touched by 2 hours earlier I don't know... I reckon most single young adults whould anticipate such a night, actually I'm hoping my friend won't even mention that plan ever again to me. |
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 4, 2009 17:26:58 GMT -5
At least you didn't go to a strip club and actually feel bad that women were exploiting themselves. Well, a friend of mine proposed me to take part in a night at an "entertainment club" with hot Russian chicks, and I've been half-refusing already because: a) it's gonna cost 100$ if I'm being cheap b) mercenary attentions will make me uncomfortable... c) ...let alone in front of other people d) and who knows who these girls have touched and have been touched by 2 hours earlier I don't know... I reckon most single young adults whould anticipate such a night, actually I'm hoping my friend won't even mention that plan ever again to me. a) watch from the bar b) watch from the bar c) watch from the bar d) arrive early |
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Post by Loki on Apr 4, 2009 19:14:08 GMT -5
Well, a friend of mine proposed me to take part in a night at an "entertainment club" with hot Russian chicks, and I've been half-refusing already because: a) it's gonna cost 100$ if I'm being cheap b) mercenary attentions will make me uncomfortable... c) ...let alone in front of other people d) and who knows who these girls have touched and have been touched by 2 hours earlier I don't know... I reckon most single young adults whould anticipate such a night, actually I'm hoping my friend won't even mention that plan ever again to me. a) watch from the bar b) watch from the bar c) watch from the bar d) arrive early I don't think it's allowed to sit and just watch, it's one of those places where girls come to your table and you have to buy them drinks [aka pay for their services] Plus: a) admission+mandatory drink = 40$. b) 'net porn is free c) see b) d) eheh, and what about the day before? and the months before? |
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2009 19:16:21 GMT -5
At least you didn't go to a strip club and actually feel bad that women were exploiting themselves. I have an old Uncle... he was prolly in his late 80's at the time, but he fell asleep while a stripper was giving him a lap dance. |
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Post by Jay Carroll on Apr 4, 2009 20:48:50 GMT -5
At least you didn't go to a strip club and actually feel bad that women were exploiting themselves. Well, a friend of mine proposed me to take part in a night at an "entertainment club" with hot Russian chicks, and I've been half-refusing already because: a) it's gonna cost 100$ if I'm being cheap b) mercenary attentions will make me uncomfortable... c) ...let alone in front of other people d) and who knows who these girls have touched and have been touched by 2 hours earlier I don't know... I reckon most single young adults whould anticipate such a night, actually I'm hoping my friend won't even mention that plan ever again to me. This thought process is the exact reason I don't bother with strip clubs. I'd rather hit a regular club and pay a lot less to possibly get a lot further. Hell, the average I spend on a night out that ends in some type of hookup is 60 bucks, and most of that is on my own stomach and drink. But I digress. |
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