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Post by kendrick1989 on Apr 4, 2009 17:03:01 GMT -5
I'm not addicted to smoking, drugs, or drinking booze. I'm addicted to drinking soda. The last couple of days I've been drinking nothing but water and milk, but I relapsed last night and had a can of Mellow Yellow. What can I do to get rid of soda once and for all?
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Apr 4, 2009 17:14:37 GMT -5
1. Throw it all away. Avoid it.
2. Survive three weeks.
3. Pick up another vice. I suggest either sex or excerise. Both are much easier to drop than sugar water.
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Post by twiggy101 on Apr 4, 2009 17:22:37 GMT -5
4. Drink lots and lots of it until you're sick of it.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 4, 2009 17:32:11 GMT -5
I didn't know they still made Mello Yello.
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Post by ani on Apr 4, 2009 17:38:18 GMT -5
I didn't know they still made Mello Yello. There we go! Send all the Mello Yello to Bob. You're cured! ;D |
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 4, 2009 17:39:15 GMT -5
I didn't know they still made Mello Yello. There we go! Send all the Mello Yello to Bob. You're cured! ;D And Bob is infected by the sweet, sweet poison that is Mello Yello. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 4, 2009 17:55:54 GMT -5
Send me some Mr. Pibb, too. They don't sell it around here.
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Post by ani on Apr 4, 2009 18:10:29 GMT -5
Send me some Mr. Pibb, too. They don't sell it around here. They sell Tab in Binghamton...will that do? ;D |
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Post by George Harrison on Apr 4, 2009 18:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Apr 4, 2009 18:47:40 GMT -5
Send me some Mr. Pibb, too. They don't sell it around here. They sell Tab in Binghamton...will that do? ;D I have six-packs at my local Stop and Shop too! That soda is amazing, and I am NOT a fan of diet soda at all! |
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 4, 2009 18:54:34 GMT -5
Keep drinking it but break it down to one can a day to like three bottles of water. Slowly withdraw it from your life and you'll be alright. And don't buy anymore either. You'll be over it within a month or two at the most.
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Post by Claw died on Apr 4, 2009 18:55:26 GMT -5
1. Throw it all away. Avoid it. 3. Pick up another vice. I suggest either sex or excerise. Or heroin! |
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Post by emoney3265 on Apr 4, 2009 18:57:02 GMT -5
1. Throw it all away. Avoid it. 3. Pick up another vice. I suggest either sex or excerise. Or heroin! Better yet... Heroin Hero. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 4, 2009 19:40:41 GMT -5
3. Pick up another vice. I suggest either sex or excerise. Both are much easier to drop than sugar water. Or combine them both into one erotic activity called "sexercise." And then be sure to post pictures.  |
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